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This is a link post Plans To Rebuild the Colossus of Rhodes

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This is a normal post It's like a penis
but smaller
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This is a normal post They don't call you the Leviathan for nothing!

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This is a normal post We all have our cross to bear

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This is a normal post Someone following you through the snow might think you had a tail

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This is a normal post sadly they'd probably get more visitors if they did just call it the Titan of Braavos
....and had a crotch opening that dropped burning pitch on to entering boats
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This is a link post Old one, but a good one
The best remix of the Christian Bale rant from a few years back...DISCO!
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This is a normal post Better one.
Because Kory FUCKING Clarke and Raven.
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This is a link post Cette voix - Offenbach
with the late, great Gerry Boulet
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This is a link post FOOTBALL!!! FOOTBALL!!! FOOTBALL!!!
IT'S FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE TIME AGAIN!!!

Get your overpaid collection of bad haircuts together and enter the B3ta Challenged Cup!

League code is 2010754-654911
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This is a normal post Austalia is deffo go win these tests in straight sets and a hole in one.

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This is a normal post Whoah!
Better watch out if TACFC is entering. He has the ultra sports knowledge.
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This is a normal post Done!

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This is a link post Haha

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This is a normal post nice jump :D

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This is a normal post He is WELL pleased with himself there
and rightly so
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This wasn't GC? Cor.
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This is a normal post No paddles

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This is a normal post hahaha

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This is a normal post Awesomesauce

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This is a normal post Here's TRex enjoying a number of other activities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8OiM4_06As
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This is a normal post Needs more jet ski
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJcjCb6hs_g
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This is a normal post Top TRex-ing.

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This is a normal post Ha
I had to watch that a least 10 times
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This is a link post Jim Carrey - I Needed Color

(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow I had no idea he was an artist too
thanks!
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise
how subtle Jim Carrey's humour could be
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
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i realise he can seem like and might actually be a dick, but this is art therapy and he's got some serious shit that he seems to be trying to sort out
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This is a link post Best bit in Alien I made this!
The Nostromo crew are sat around eating dinner. Whats gonna happen? Erm only some of the best dialogue this year at the pictures.
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This is a normal post Your chair looks comfy!

(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't
It's German
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's an old German saying:
'Es gibt keinen schlechten Stuhl. Nur schlechtes Gesäß' - 'There is no such thing as a bad chair, only a bad bottom.'
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This is a normal post I don't speak German so I'll take your word for it.

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This is a normal post This is delightful.

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This is a normal post mockney cuntpool

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This is a normal post haha, I love Danny Dyer. He's my favourite comedian

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This is a link post Men who attack women online are literally losers
Ronseal.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would counter that grown men who play computer games are losers.
*runs for his life, never to return*
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This is a normal post Let's extend that to all leisure activities
..and then I'm with you. Stupid people choosing how to spend their own time!
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This is a normal post Stop pulling my pigtails. I do not fancy you.

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This is a normal post If you can suggest a better way to drag you back to my cave, I'm all ears.

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This is a normal post Shut up you fat, pimply whore!

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This is a normal post Not a particularly gender neutral article, that!
Hold on while I grab my pitchfork and defend the fallacy that men and women are equals in every way.
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This is a normal post Hey, don't get phallusy.

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This is a normal post you're quite cocky yourself

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This is a normal post He drives a gland rover need I say more

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This is a normal post "The study does not offer any solutions on how to solve the issue."
They need to get outside into the big wide world, and get some fresh air.
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This is a normal post What about men who attack women offline?

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This is a link post Lemmy getting some of the accolades he so rightly deserves!

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This is a normal post typical he would be late for his own funera.......oh wait erm

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This is a link post Want to know EXACTLY what the difference between the French and English is?
They just don't get Marks & Spencer. We keep telling them, but they just won't listen.
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This is a normal post Well, what do you expect from a country that only wears berets, stripey jumpers and onion scarfs?
Hardly the target for civilised, good-value fashion are they?
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This is a normal post IKR
They're so ignorant that in 2005 they voted in a referendum against the power grab that was the EU constitution, and de nos jours a majority want a referendum on EU membership. Who do these frogs think they are?
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This is a normal post And yet they vote in that pro EU establishment chap as their Coq in chief.
It's almost as if the country backs both sides in an argument just in case. I wonder if there is a historic precedence for this.
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This is a normal post The fuckers want to have their gateaux and eat it.
The popularity of Macron has been hugely exaggerated. He won faute de mieux. The alternatives were the equally unpalatable far right and far left. His honeymoon will be shortlived.
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This is a normal post Is faute de mieux some sort of French game show?

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This is a normal post don't they like beige or something?

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This is a normal post I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
You'll be telling me there is no market in France for non-provocative salmon pink lingerie next.
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This is a normal post dont they like generic brogues or velcro old men's shoes?

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This is a normal post I'm waiting to see how long it takes for the two new Starbucks to close in Italy
Same cultural issues.
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This is a normal post I'm sure tphey'll thrive and expand.
In the late nineties France had greatest profit as yield of any territory outside of the USA for Mcdonalds and they continue to expand there. This in spite of people saying it was a brand culturally incompatible with France.
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This is a normal post amazing growth in the 1990s if this is true:
"By the end of 1997 its restaurant total had surpassed 23,000 — by that time McDonald's was opening 2,000 new restaurants each year — an average of one every five hours."
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This is a normal post You're probably right but personally, fingers crossed it doesn't
Horrible beige brand that can't make a decent cup of tea for shit. Also who doesn't like to see a global multi-national fuck up.
Edit: Coffee is also price controlled in Italy when you're ordering at the counter, that's not something Starbucks has had to contend with anywhere else no?
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This is a normal post You forgot to call me stupid.
I actually quite like Starbucks. The coffee is nice. But yeah, it's a boring, homogeneous brand. Just like Mcdonalds. That's why it's so successful.
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This is a normal post Well, in Paris you can buy a beer in McDonalds.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
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This is a normal post They would do better targeting other countries that don't wash their hands in between taking a shit and food preparation.

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This is a link post Want to know EXACTLY where the north-south divide is?
Here it is exactly plotted by number of population per Greggs store. Over 25,000 heads per Greggs store, you're in the south. Below that? The North.
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This is a normal post Shock horror!
Chain is larger in region it originates from than other region! Why do you think Morrisons bought Safeways or why is Sainsbury's trying to buy Nisa?
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(Psst, Don't tell anyone, but it's tongue in cheek!)
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This is a normal post Ah! so that's what's in their sausage rolls

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This is a normal post I think that would be much nicer than what's actually in them
*shudders*
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This is a normal post I came back from reading about North Korea
and had a real problem understanding what you had written here.
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This is a normal post Greggs! Just what the DPRK needs.

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This is a normal post They're involved in their own arms race right now
twitter.com/GreggsOfficial/status/894554948561764353
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This is a normal post It's ok, being a mainly UK pastry based threat we can just send Boris in.

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This is a normal post I didn't see any P values

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This is a normal post Do people in Coventry think they're Northern?
I'm from Nottingham, and I don't think I'm a Northerner.....though I would like to be on their side of the divide.

Actually once had a Greggs-crawl, Stake bake from all four Greggs in the town, then down the basement of Pit and Pendulum for a few pints with the rest of the 15 year olds. classy.
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This is a link post There are currently only 10 people using Google.
L337 HAXOR
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This is a normal post hahahah
beautiful.
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This is a normal post Kin hell.
He's just like Neo from the Matrix.
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This is a normal post Now I are L33t haxor delete cmd32 file to stop this ip sniffing threat

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This is a normal post I did actual lol
Well more of a cackle really, so CoL!
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This is a normal post Fucking hell, that's a MASSIVE security flaw on Google's part.

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This is a normal post Crikey
You learn something every day, eh?
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This is a normal post He's been on one of them TC PIP courses
you can tell
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This is a normal post Has anyone told him to delete system32 to speed up his computer yet?

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This is a normal post Bless. He's doing basic hacking
But he can't even name a colon. The little dot dot. Aah, sweet.
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This is a normal post Damn, I was gonna try this out
but I don't have an internet connection.
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This is a link post You heard it here first
Glasscock be dammed it's WWIII !!!
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This is a normal post Has it started yet?
Was hoping it would be later tonight so I can watch it on the telly.

BTW cool sig is cool.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn_LirU_lk0&feature=youtu.be
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This is a link post Death Wish
Starring Bruce Willis as Professor Killington
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This is a normal post Looks utter shit.
At least Charles took 3 movies to become a desensitised elderly glazed eyed mumbling assassin. Also didn't Kevin Bacon already make this film...and better?
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen everyone knows Bacon makes things better
But and hear me out on this Just because and Actorist has a last name that is bacon does not automaticly make the film or his actoring role any better


just my pennys worth you understand
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This is a normal post In the US, all the ninnies are trying to convince people to stay away as it will turn them into the alt right, whatever that is.

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This is a normal post guns blah blah

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This is a normal post Looks like utter toilet
I predict that Kermode will hate it.
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This is a normal post Nigel Farage's second trip to the cinema this year

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This is a normal post I'm old
I've always enjoyed the originals more.
In recent years I've learned to watch remakes with out the baggage.
As a stand alone, never before made movie, looks okay.

For a good revenge/vigilante movie though: Machete
Danny Trejo at his best.
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This is a normal post So much work

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This is a normal post If you had told me that Yakko's song could be done like that......
I'd have seriously doubted it was possible. How do you even research that many?
Anyhoo, have a click.
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This is a normal post Where the fuck is Maore?
Around 1:35
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should be 'Mahore'.
Also known as 'Mayotte', a French-owned bunch of islands just off Madagascar.
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This is a normal post they're french départements - colonialism is alive and well in france

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This is a normal post Maore is just the name of the big island, not the country
The frogs call the country Mayotte, as do the English. It's like calling Indonesia Java
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This is a link post The Tits O'Clock News
Someoene is out of a job this morning.
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This is a normal post Ooh, a thirty second advert to watch a 19 second clip!
Youtube - at least until it gets popular enough to have ads.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats plent long enough
now pass the wankerchiefs please
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This is a link post Henry Rollins and mike patton chat on the radio NSFW
Mike has chosen all the music for the two hour show too.

Here is his latest project Dead Cross. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tonA-PuaeY
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This is a link post One last Glen Campbell link
His last song, all about losing to Alzheimer's. His best song ever?
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This is a normal post What is a lineman for the county, anyway?
A gridiron player, a road marker, or an electricity maintenance worker?
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This is a normal post Rural coke dealer?

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This is a normal post Think it's someone who works on the telegraph wires

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This is a normal post P please Bob

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This is a normal post Pretty good story
www.americansonswriter.com/2012/01/behind-the-song-wichita-lineman/

Last paragraph hits the nail on the head - very quick but unnoticable modulations creating ambiguity.

Edit: the more I think about it, the better the song. It begins in F, but the 'home' key is really D.
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This is a normal post my mum has alzheimers
I found this at once heartbreaking and funny
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