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This is a link post 30-day timelapse on a cargo ship.
Not sure why, in a world full of GoPros, this chap doesn't have a waterproof camera. Interesting to watch though.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
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That was top. Thanks.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly stunning!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.
I want to work on a cargo ship now.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Needed more Somalian pirates though. Slightly disappoint.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly mesmirising
EDIT: oddly spelt too, I meant mesmerising
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post After Franz Mesmer
and now you're back in the room!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very neat

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:27, , Reply)
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I could watch that for hours
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was mint
That bit where all the little boxes slid off and he had to climb into the sea to pull them all out was the best though.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post that...
..and the bit when they reach the edge of the earth and flip over to the other side
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This is a normal post Wonderful
Time lapse rarely bores me.
(, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a link post I'M THE FIRESTARTER!!!
Fifteen years? Time well wasted I reckon.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candlefish!!1!
Happy
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flame-grilled joy

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
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Happy candlemass
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a mass of candles alright.

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This is a normal post Here, buy yourself 15 one-pound fish.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shall go to Hove and buy two pints.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's that sick squid you owe me?

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This is a normal post Not according to my calamariculations.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday to you!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the candles!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah! The heat!
Happy Candles
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fire and flames and stuff!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post sick burn mate

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To Take Drugs To

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post From ma yoof. ta matey.

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This is a link post 2016 All Japan National Conference winning band
Athleticism and musicianship. The uptempo swing starts as 3:40 and I hope someone stays to see their reactions to their first win in years.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should add a CDC formation to their effort for next year

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They already did in that performance
It was just pixelated.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure they won?
They seem very upset.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to know how they practice?
If half of them can't do evenings and the other half don't want to do weekends. And when they do get together the rehearsal rooms are too small and they're always booked up. I bet it's a nightmare.
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This is a normal post That describes the previous incarnation of my band to a T
They all wanted to gig, but none were prepared to be available for regular band practise.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the current incarnation of mine
It's like herding fucking cats
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got so frustrated I scrapped it.
Progress was so tediously slow that it just wasn't fun anymore, it was just unsatisfying hard work. Me, the drummer and guitarist have got back together without the rest of them, and it is so much easier. We've got a little gig next month and we're already up to performance standard which is such a nice position to be in, and being in a band is fun again.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
We have a 'promise' of a decent sized gig in 2019. Practicing more than once every three months would be dead helpful
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
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look at the pins
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This is a normal post What an aduenture.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Must watch Swing Girls again soon...!
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This is a normal post Feck that, I thought I was listening to a hovis advert at the start. Then it went urgh.... was quite enjoying remembering little shites on bikes with baskets of rock hard logs.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Relief at no longer having to endure bullying and shame at rehearsals perhaps
Militaristic display combined with swing is bizarre, but Japan.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 2:34, , Reply)
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Whiplash
Having seen batons thrown, I can attest to encounters of emotional violence, fear and humiliation.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 3:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whiplash was good drama
and pretty disturbing. From experience, musicians who survived the tough US and Russian schools deal with stress well. Brits have a great sang-froid.
The bullying I have witnessed was pretty harsh, and very, very irrational.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 5:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post a video of practice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JdZEINsuZI&feature=youtu.be
(, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This stuff always impresses me, as I cannot even exit a room without bumping in to at least two pieces of furniture and the door frame.
Also, nice not to see and hear the whooping and hollering and whooping and chest bumping and whooping and high-fiving and whooping that would have ensued if this was in USA.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 5:46, , Reply)
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Cultural Appropriation!

/s
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The will appear at the Rose Bowl Parade
January 1, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyEkGmfMnSk
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This is a link post Irma
AY IRMAAAA
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This is a normal post I'm looking forward to...
Songs about Hurricane Larry or Vicky
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Katie Hopkins is not going to let her kids play with some of these hurricanes.

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This is a link post Seagull steals crisps from Greggs
He knew exactly what he was doing.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
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Seagull Shitehawk
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This is a normal post FIRE!!!!
FIRE!!!! FIRE!!!!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 5:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ALL THE FIRE!!!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Pentadecaday!

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This is a normal post Pentadecacandles!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post at 15 you should start getting your first errection
or there's something wrong with you
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for some hair to grow down there.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as it starts, apply Veet

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoy yr MSG ya feral shite.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he knew what he was doing really
He would've swiped a steak bake and a custard doughnut
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think *steak* is subjective and open to analysis.

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This is a normal post I thought it was odd that there was a portrait version of the same video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz-J2I6jh4U

Turns out its not the same video, its the same shop but a different occasion. Same seagull though, I assume.
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u e
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This is a normal post Seagell?

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might be
Turns
becomes
Terns

A bird joke.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I asseme

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope different seagull the first gull Nigel prefers cheese and onion , it's Colin

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even the seagulls oop North have resorted to crime.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
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seagull gull
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice coincidental background radio song...
Don't stop me now...
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Really good optical illusion
Can you see 16 circles in the image? I couldn't see jack, tbh


(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I've scrolled down for the solution
I can't see the squares

In't the brain funny.
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see both at the same time.
You just must be shit.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but I can see a sailing boat.

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a sherry glass.

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a scooner!

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tall glass, thin glass,
... schooner, vase, bowl, goblet or pipette?
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Linky
youtu.be/3Ynt9JZWFkk?t=3m33s
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
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youtu.be/h8QmUR8Z4Zg
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
But only briefly.. for a second they're really clear and then they're gone again
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can just choose
circle, square, circle, square.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
And not forgetting the kangaroo. Mustn't forget the kangaroo.



Or is it a dinosaur?
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 2:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hummingbird

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bumminghird?

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, Lucy
She was a real sport.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucy?
Get tested
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really clever
The solution:

Look at the lines going down and focus your eyes on the edges of the squares to see the circles. To see the squares again focus your eyes on the lines going across.
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This is a normal post I see them! I love a good magic eye.
My wife caught me wanking over a magic eye once. I said it's not what it looks like.
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ha ha
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post My brain feels hot.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found them straight away.
Must be all those years of staring at Zx Spectrum loading screw.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loading screw?
Screens...?

Hmm, your autocorrect seems to be attuned to posting on /links
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it's a pain, seems to decide what word I really wanted to use.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I saw them straight away too

What do I win?
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Massive drugs
Proberbly
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits post*

Fear and Loathing with Camberwell Carrots :o)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's squares
Some of the people, all of the time.

I wasn't fooled by those purported pictures of dolphins in the 90s either.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much how I see politics

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This is a normal post tops

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Slide on Saturday Night
ah uh yeah
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post And in stuj-stylee
GT&TD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAcBCGOdDTo
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mick Jagger's best 'performance' was in FREEJACK
jus' sayin'
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot
his epic performance in Ned Kelly which is also the finest film starring men in dustbins - and I include the entire startrekwars series in this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei1tTWCrHqc
edit: I quite liked freejack
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This is a normal post Would you say you're a fan?

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their groupies all carry large leatherette 'hand' bags. Or little tartan trolleys on two wheels.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=usys7XUTtQE
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Lorde - Supercut (Supercut) I made this!
Lorde tweeted that she liked an old supercut of mine so I did this.
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea who Lorde is
or what a supercut might be (although I think after watxching I understand).
But I clicky-likey
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a middle-aged friendly and very recent interview with Lorde:
www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episode-844-lorde
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not middle-age friendly as advertised
Too shouty. She seems like a nice young lady though. *puts specs hanging round neck on. Clicks through to TMS*.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..."her frequent collaborator Jack Antonoff"
Who's Anton?
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, shes from Kiwi land.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a high street hairdresser
hth grandad
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yar yar yar. I am Lorde

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So many people
have really boring rooms
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This is a normal post So many ukuleles!

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a theory about people who play ukuleles.
They are all wanks.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post too many ukeleles
one is in fact too many ukeleles
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't listened yet
But aren't these things easy if all the o songs sound the same?
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather meta
and I liked it!
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
The most meta part is that the guy who coined the term "supercut" has a cameo in the video. https://medium.com/@dunkr/lorde-supercut-supercut-6756eb4347fd
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This is a link post This is how not to get a free burger.

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This is a normal post "and began waving that around to the people who were inside"
32 months in prison is probably a move up in the world
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nowhere does it say
Whether it was still attached to him
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This is a normal post Bwahhahh

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should have asked them if they wanted him to super size it for 20p.

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post good job he didnt get his hands and glands mixed up

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glans
not glands.

Might save some awkward confusion later in your life.
(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the state of him, it could be glands + Glans served on a partridge large plate.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a link post looking at todays posts and the excitement that they generated i think maybe some Ahmed Jamel would be nice to go with your warm milk
and soothe the feverd minds and tortured souls.
A nice bit of jazz should do the trick
sit back feet up warm milk
get your eaars ready for the Ahmad Jamal Trio - Poinciana (Live)
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be better if they all played the same tune.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 5:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Go Team USA!!!!

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was just about to post this.
You just can't make this shit up.
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could have a point, no idea what it is, but they could!

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job Stormzy isnt over there on tour

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit this fails so hard.

(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH!!
n' flames n' stuff
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope they only shootin' the black clouds!

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the police are a bit busy TBH.

(, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Countrymen
Thank God they didn't kill that thing while it was over land. do you realize what a clean up job it is to get rid of a dead hurricane?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a link post AYE! And I'm tired of being mistaken for Brad fucking Pitt.
You look nothing like Idris Elba, you fucking halfwit.
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
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"When followers responded that the pair, who have a six year age gap (Harewood is older), look nothing alike, Harewood responded: "I hear all you ladies and Man crushers out there screaming that I look nothing like Idris. To which I would reply... "I F----- KNOW!!!""
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
It's not him saying that. It's other fucking halfwits.
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post AHHHH half wits
where would we be without them?
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Witless?

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