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This is a normal post hahaha wow totally forgot about this!
And i see David firth in the credits! Didn't know that
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
glad this is still on youtube. Never even seen the original video, not sure how it could be much less creepy though
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post So...
NSFW link then do you reckon? Fucking hell
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd click on a link entitled "Rape, rape, Michael's gonna rape ya" at work imagining it safe?
Let me make a quick note of that:
*writes "SPASTIC" on notepad*
(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lot of assumptions here
First, you assumed I clicked it at work. I didn't
Second, you assumed that the titles and links always tally. They don't
Third, you assumed that the poster shouldn't take resposibility for not marking it, they should
Fourth, you assumed I would just let this post go and not abuse you in any way. I didn't, Tab Cunter
(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1/ It's you bitching about it beig NSFW, Princess Knickers.
2/ Shove it up your shit-filled cunt sideways, you fat-tongued spastic.
3/ See 2.
4/ Meh, C-. Lazy wordplay; joyless deployment of single expletive.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive rational thought there

(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a link post It isn't always sunny in Pittsburgh

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's antiquated the way we give people 287 years instead of just make it clear that they will die in prison
You watch the loopholes scramble to close when we start living to 300. You could just walk out of the jail a free man with still maybe ten years of your life left.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Feckin' Hilarious

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fetch me the tape
My sides are splitting
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give them a break.
It's Stroud. These are very simple people.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point
Makes a change from them pointing at buses in astonishment
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I used to frequent the drinking establishments of Stroud I once met a man who did not own a pair of trousers.
Instead he had fashioned a rudimentary pair from bar towels and safety pins. When ever a panel was grubby, he'd unpin it and swap it with one of the towels currently on the bar. He claimed to have saved hundreds of pounds in both trouser finance and laundry.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harry Potter gave Dobby.... clothes!

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all know what Potter used that sock for.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you suggesting that Harry gave Dobby the wand in his Diagon Alley?

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm suggesting that Dobby was the recipient of a wizard's wanking sock.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen, I'm sure you have your fantasies, and I'm sure you've encountered some shameful pr0n in your day, but I don't want to be a part of it.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liar. You totally want to be part of it.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
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(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
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(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just like every Hollywood remake: quick cuts to give the impression of excitement; no substance

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the Queen Vic still the drinking establishment of choice
for the underaged and the unwashed?
(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its the blue sky thats confused them,poor devils must have been a bad day for them

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, you cant hear what they're saying

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post could the world get any crazier??

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because their horns don't work.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess they just want to heifer chat
cud be about the weather, maybe it's fresian there? Bet they're just talking bull or some other tripe
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those are offal jokes

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should hear my udder ones

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael McIntyre:
You have two cows. They're not funny.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Also: "Neighbour tells of ‘weird barbecue’ smell in garden where burned body discovered" \o/
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Freshman 15 strikes again

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
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(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and at the same time it makes me sad
when at all comes down to it, it's a very human thing, being a cow
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, guys you've all missed the joke
This is Stroud, right. On the common. But there are cows on the common. Cows. On. The. Common. You see? They...shouldn't be there. On the common. It's very funny, that.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually they have free run on Minchinhampton and Rodborough Common
They also have right of way so if you crash into them you're paying for the cow.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, now there's nothing funny about it at all

(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Sound Of Noise - Music For One Highway
I'm glad I'm not the only one who drives like this.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Forgot about these guys. This was my favourite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVPVbc8LgP4
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That might be the best thing I've ever seen.
And somehow I ended up here- www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've reached that age where I'm most concerned with the fact that he isn't wearing a seat belt
(, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Reggie Watts @ The Lot Radio (June 26, 2017)

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
he is like a black beardyman
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, come on.
He's not that bad.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Peach Club
The creepiness reminds me of salad fingers
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Porridge wogs are retarded
He said it, not me
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol genitals

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scotchist!

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 2:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The lads gave it 110%
Nice pink shirts by the way.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 6:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This story has a bit of everything...those crazy Scotch
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be true
Them Spaniards are only 'ikkle too and they're shit at the footballs
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post feel like he's projecting his own insecurities a bit here

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Emergency Evacuation Tube for High-rise Buildings
This might just work. As long as you slow your descent at the right time (potentially messy) and you're not phobic of the dark, heights or confined spaces
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly invented by aliens to
create self cooking human sausages, in the event of a fire.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:17, , Reply)
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(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 1:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone should add this commercial to their CV

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post can you imagine the claustrophobic panic induced when feeling momentarily trapped
in such a device during an emergency evacuation situation?
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post and when i say emergency evacuation
i mean shit. i'll go last, thanks.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If people are shitting as they go down

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not actually a new idea, it just seems to be finally getting some notice.
There's been two above the concert hall at the Sydney Opera House for years now. I was never allowed to have a go on them.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^What he said^^
This is actually a VERY old idea. I seem to remember seeing this at least 20 years ago on the TV.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually bio-inspired:
www.herpetologynotes.seh-herpetology.org/Volume6_PDFs/Shea_HerpetologyNotes_volume6_pages467-470.pdf
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you stripped off and went through that I bet it would feel amazing!

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The static would have your pubes up like a porcupine!

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take the fucking stairs thx

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *places tank of electric eels under chute*
Mwuh huh huh huh huh!
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post not suitable for really thin people
or maybe obese people.
Normal people only
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Natural selection in action

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much like an escalator though
there'll still be cunts stopping at the bottom.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve,
so long as they're all set up such that when activated that play the music I just heard.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live on the 6th floor
I'd use that just to get to work in the morning. It looks quicker than our shit lift system.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Read the title carefully, I think she is frying crustaceans.
And I suspect these types of videos have very little to do with the food preparation, although preview pic is not representative of content.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "although preview pic is not representative of content"
No, but might have had something to do with why you watched it? Eh, Varmit, eh?
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *coughs*

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post here - you dropped this:
"F"
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you have some crap stuck in your throat.
The way she just ripped the shells off the still living craps, and put them in a pile with other craps all waiting to die, was a bit gruesome I thought.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right. Holy crap!

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to mention that, but then I got lazy.
But as you mention it, yes, I thought that was a bit off-putting too.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that "outfit" doesn't appear anywhere in this video, clickbait

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post why is she sat in a river?

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aesthetics, innit.
And fire prevention.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post my thoughts exacty
the practicality of cooking in a river would surely make the task unnecessarily challenging
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you want her to cook in the high rise escape chute?
that would be fun to watch
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post #brexit

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post U R Col, AICMFP

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Early Peel session from the Cure
when fat Bob wasn't fat. Some slightly unusual versions if you've only ever heard the later album cuts.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post when fat bob
was still in fucking third year by the looks of it.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peel liked getting in there early...didn't he.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
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Dearie me. I had forgotten just how untalented and dire that band were.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Flying Hillary Witch and Donald Moneybags kites
Donald Trump and Hillry Clinton kites
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post When does he get dragged off the plane by an air marshal?

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a link post "People of Boiler room" channel
someone is editing all the funniest bits from those boiler room videos.
This channel is pure gold. Hilarious
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post "those boiler room videos"
You say that as if it's something.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes i did
i said it like its something
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it was something
Those Boiler Room videos
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I meant to respond here
but i cant remember what i was going so say because the login wants me to identify cars
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Login wants me to identify cars"
You say that as if it's something
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes i did
I seem to keep saying things like they are something
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Dom.
You never heard of the Boiler Room?
It's no 42nd Street, I'll grant you. Probably doesn't cut it when you and your 40-year-old weirdo mate are trawling Manchester's Fresher nightclubs looking for Asian women.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could be entirely random editing.
Apart from Travis Bickle and Jesus strolling in to take a picture of a babe. I rather liked actual chin stroker too.
But otherwise, all straight from Boiler Room's central casting.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post there are a couple that had me absolutely howling
the "special sunglasses man" one. priceless
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This "Boiler Room" could be an effective euthanasia program.

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Sven Vath session is a bit good though.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
58:30 now thats a tune
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember him from his Organisation For Fun (OFF) days.
Harry aber jetz
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post He used to play blinders
at Afterdark / Orbit back in the day
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Sculpting freddie Mercury
Nifty stuff
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow!

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is straight up the most amazing sculpting I have ever seen

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you are renowned for watching sculpting!
But yeah. Skull first sculpting... unless you are going to explode it for a movie... that is crazy stuff.
I liked the buttocks.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, agreed
The buttocks really brought it to life
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wowza

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cool =)
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit balls!
That's amazing!
Bastard talented people.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now do Brian May:

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Could have just left it in the bag.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a link post For Django lovers
Rosenberg Trio showing what amazing potential homo sapiens has.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome-ness!

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but Django Reinhardt did all that and more with fewer fingers.

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post new Justice League trailer looks brilliant

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks amazing. Never knew Ben Afleck could dance.

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spider-man is such a slut!

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of when
Spiderman made you gay.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spider-man made you gay?
I don't think that was the real Spider-man that you met up with
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6omPlM8bw
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs more Elsa
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Dark Star jar tune
Contains glass but it's a classic
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations, you've decided to clean the lift
excellent film.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fun with jars
Without cutting your arse open.

Still a good film.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you HAVE to mention that?


Some things are best never mentioned
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had never associated Bob Ross with creative versatility.
But I stand corrected.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Peter Sutcliffe.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post forgotten about this scene - minded me of harry partch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdQorwcpy3Q was it a carpenter composition?
more partch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8NIpPhXpfQ music studio part 1 of 2
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
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I quite like that..
Thanks
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourites
The book's well worth reading - it gives a lot of insight into the dysfunction of the crew. The film used to be a Christmas staple, but IIRC it was sometimes replaced by Silent Running which hasn't survived the test of time quite as well, mainly due to the awful music!
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a link post You know, Kim Jong Un might be on to something...
(entertaining and depressing in equal measure...)
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guys, if the earth were flat you could see Mount Shasta from Sacramento.
Boom!
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a horrifying spectacle.
I especially fear the ignorance about racism from the real estate agent. You'd have to be a grade A moron to be in that industry and not know it's history.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post IKR, "There was no racism until Obama was elected"
Jesus Christ, how can you have your head so far up your arse that you don't know anything at all?
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post its all mental
but 6:47 - thats really mental
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fox News innit.
They show both sides of the argument. The wrong and the seriously bat-shit mental.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jong Un's a Wrong Un
Actually, I am yet to form an opinion, aside from his fashion sense. I just like a rhyme.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are complete morons in every group. This doesn't really prove anything.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post a handy venn diagram for future reference:

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post who says it's supposed to prove anything?

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Look, I know it is laughing at people but this is some funny shit
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will be interesting to see what happens when Murdoch dies

(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Sunday Satta Massagana
Start of Rockers. pass the chillum.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Gentle bit of chill hop for Sunday I made this!

(, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 12:59, , Reply)

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