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This is a link post UK Local Government Boundary Changes - Have Your Say
With the decision to allow users to enter a post code, send in a comment and annotate a map. So I expect a lot of future constituencies will be CDC shaped.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post gerrymandering the fuck out of the place

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep my Labour voting town nicely split into 3 to include local Tory voting rural areas
and a larger Tory town in one of these areas outnumbers the population in our town. Ain't democracy great?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post even without the potential gerrymandering
some divides are bizarre; splitting some rural towns and villages along rivers so half a community falls in a completely different town's constituency.

Splitting along a river makes more sense in a city where different areas more naturally fall either side of a river.
 (horrid, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post we have the tech to do this kind of stuff objectively and anonymously
in fact it's technically trivial. The problem is nobody will ever sanction it. the Boundaries Commission supposed impartiality is a joke - as soon as one party or another gets in they change everything (or as much as they can get away with) to suit their needs, it's utterly un-scientific, led by lawyers and the political party of the day.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a country that gets upset about dialling codes
just imagine the flap if people had to change their political 'identity' because of an algorithm
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody algorithms coming over here changing our boundrys

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It also Dick's up reporting for every service

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry comrade.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post next time Tim nice but dim

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If we still have FPTP isn't this always going to be a bit of a waste of time? That is...if historical boundaries are such for practical reasons changing to get proportional areas under FPTP seems nonsensical?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post FPTP is a failed system
Of course that means nothing in the decision as to whether we keep it as our only route to any form of democracy.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's doesn't seem to let me cut out London from the provincial racists that voted for brexit

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lived in that there London for 20 years.
Must have missed the time where it was a bastion for racial equality.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't calling a group of people "provincial racists" and assuming all Brexit voters are such
Two pieces of sweeping generalisation? And therefore a bit bigoted in itself.

You seem to be what you hate.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's not forget that all the metropolitan racists voted for it too

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
I am sure the common link is that they are racists which is the reason they voted for it rather than where they lived.

People should not attribute generalised characteristics of a few people onto all of a group of people based on where they live or were born.

I'm sure there is a word for when people do that, can't think of it right now.

Now I am also sure that not everyone who voted brexit is a racist, but I am pretty sure all the racists voted for brexit. I know some people who voted leave and while they may sometimes rant about jews when drunk I am sure that means nothing. If they were asked they would say they were not racist. They voted leave `so we would not be America's bitch any more`

Great, that has no chance of happening.

Some hilariously wanted to stick it to the tories, some were activists who just wanted a chance to do something, anything, so they decided to fuck things up for everyone else. One deluded bitch even voted leave because `jupiter was trine with Pluto so whatever I did would have been the right thing`.

Christ on a pogo stick, this is democracy, eh?

My anecdotal evidence suggests that leave voters were racists, or those stupid enough to be fooled by racists. Or astrologers, which is worse IMO. Would the vote still be respected if it were found that 2% were astrologers?

In a sane world, no.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I voted leave, I'm not a racist.
You however appear to be a deluded cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the racists that don't realise they're racist voted for it too

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless the EU is a "race" how is being against it "racist"?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Democracy
This is what you have here. Pick out the minority who vote for all sorts of bizarre reasons but the majority is what matters. Using anecdotal evidence and statements which include every person in a group ("all racists vote Brexit" or the implied meaning of "would the vote be respected if it were found that 2% were astrologers") are at best unhelpful and at worst just as bigoted - you make a good point in your second paragraph and then go against it in the rest if the post. Again, you just can't sweep everyone into one pile. That is the same thing the people you hate are doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not democratic to let idiots vote

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post So your suggesting removing the vote from those deemed not worthy of it?
"Would you like to know more?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is absolutely democratic to let everyone vote. That's the definition.
What the fuck are you talking about?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post We had this here in Northern Ireland a while back
I am now technically a resident of a village 3 miles from here even though we live within the 30mph signs of our town and a mile or so on the side of the river the previous boundary was set with. All so as some local bean counter can juggle the already rigged voting system.
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, no change to Partridge Toon. Tory central, I wonder why?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post massive bonkers projection onto a gas silo in Sheffield I think
This is a really incredible piece of work, but also slightly British in it's bonkerness.
(shnookey1, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think you mean a Gasometer
And they are a slowly feature of our landscape, 2 here in Corby got demolished back in 83-85 ish, the one in Northampton was pulled down and redeveloped as housing in the last couple of years and so it goes on

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/04/oval-gasholder-britain-losing-history
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see two from where I'm working right now, on the periphery of the Etihad Stadium.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 2:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just came on to post this!

My favorite show ever. Gutted :o(

youtu.be/tKXZXLuCZJM
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 5:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up until Trevor left?
Or still?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still, even.

Although I fuckin' miss Trevor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off Lahey
Sad news.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooo. Man this is sad news he was so much more than a funny character actor...
a genuinely inspiring individual. They might as well pack up TPB now mind he was the last good thing in it. Sad Bam (NSFW)
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news. He seemed like a genuinely nice guy.
Not sure if this has been posted here before, but it's a nice piece about him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s
 (I helped save b3ta! smiggy, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post why have I never seen this?
well that's today's productivity fucked
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Start from the beginning

Seen them all a million times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It was brilliant, the first series hit a balance of great characters, funny situations, with slapstick and vulgarity bumped right up against pathos. It still has moments but when the produce/writer left (series 7?) it just turned into weed, booze, unfunny swears and vulgar 1D characters. John was great throughout however.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE best acting-drunk actor ever.
I've cried laughing at his portrail in the past.
I always thought he must've been close enough to study someone that suffered from alcoholism to be able to get that nuanced performance.
RIP
 (AoxomoxoA, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOOOOOO
My fave show loses a brilliant actor. sad sad news.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a link post One of my favourite comedians talks about addiction
Better than it sounds, he's a funny bastard
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 2:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
Shame he kills the punchline right at the end by adding on an unnecessary bit, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dead at 51 from cirrhosis of the liver.
That's dedication.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Pulp.
That can't have sold them any records.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coked up marketing execs, gotta love em.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought for a moment they were going to go into "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
but they didn't
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the Angry Birds film
And I don't care who knows it!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
For bored 50+ year old commuters.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a link post And you thought all you could do with a Slinky was tip it down the stairs

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I knew you could do that. I do it all the time. I'm doing it right now. More advanced stuff than that too.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft
I do it with two slinkies. More advanced and difficult than what you're doing.

With my eyes shut.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid idea putting halves of dog on it, how the fuck is it supposed to work afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know you can put your dick in it as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your dick would rattle around in the middle of it, FB

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post STOP THINKING ABOUT MY TINY PENIS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't take a lot of my brain power up, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not that small

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 17 Oct 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw a bit on the news about this
They'd managed to totally miss the actual story though - preferring to concentrate on the fact that it was making gold, instead of the really fucking impressive bit where both LIGO and GRB detectors worked in conjunction to detect this, so that this source could then be surveyed by an array of telescopes.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a few weeks behind in my New Scientists so wasn't aware they had now matched the light source with the graviational waves
This is big news but it's quite convuluted to explain why
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just waiting for there announcement concerning the vauxhallnova

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 17 Oct 2017, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's so 130million light years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post or as most people call them, 'years'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ago away
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this on Xbox?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Is this the reason why there are so many Russian car crash videos?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a very Russian car

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a van I think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=APkL_6lyIdA
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this but I shouldn't
Tetris. But irresponsible. But Tetris.,.etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Soviet Russia, Tetris crash you etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it integrated with the parking sensors?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently the original Tetris has a secret "van" mode that is activated
if you waggle the joystick fast enough or stick it up your arse or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Warning Vice Article - but not about how to score meth off your mom or anything...its about James Corden
"James Corden is a C***" news not surprising anyone article
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was great in Total Recall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MRRMgeOZqs
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bleh..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can't promise me three tits, I ain't clickin'.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's really no telling what going on under James Cordens shirt; but fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lower down the page
there is a video about `icelandic elf sex` if that would swing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's the light entertainment personality this country deserves

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you hated Britain, Benny
But I had to idea how deep your contempt ran.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly hope he can weather this and keep his american career going.
The alternative of him coming back here is just too dreadful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Shush. They may send it back.
 (loci, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I worked on a project that required
different celebrities to turn up on time and be funny for a few hours. They were handsomely fucking paid for it. Some tried to wing it; one hadn't been to bed and was off his tits. Corden had put the hours in. He was much the most professional of the lot, and his career's testament to how far that goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1463140
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, of course, when one's looking for a great comedian
"professional" is top of the list of qualities to look for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's rather my point.
Comedians are such fucking headcases that someone semi-functional who does the job stands out. He went above and beyond. Being courteous is a bonus; he was.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are James Corden's mum AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that puts things in a different light
Well done, James. Good preparation.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, get your point.
Sarcasm retracted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post who was the off his tits one?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m betting eeeerrrrggh Dara O’Braian (sp?)
He’s regularly coked off his face at corporate gigs. Talentless unfunny cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I have heard this from people in attendance:
Coked up and tedious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just wish they did more of these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v2R1RlgaMI
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the fat fuck tries to be mildly edgy and whole bunch of people wet their pants
I wish he'd gone further and said "They came on to him, I swear it. Those Hollywood bitches are insatiable"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't write any of the shit he says

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 2:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably he's involved somewhere in the process

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 3:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is an example of just how shit
he is at writing his own stuff. Bet you can make the full 2 mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj0dWzbAQGE
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Adam and the Ants - Killer in the home
Bit of an underrated album.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The man who bought Glam & Punk together and was still a pop megastar for a few years
Underated is right. Somehow he's been lumped in with Bucks Fizz and Shakin' Stevens.

Kings of the Wild Frontier has some massively good tunes on it, and one or two cheesy pop crappy ones.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The opening of Suedes "The Drowners" is a dead ringer for "Press Darlings."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXaTOJt4g4c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6CkA00HkTY
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kings of the Wild Frontier was the first album I bought
I agree they were underrated. They were pretty innovative seeing as they were sliding off the end of punk. Two drummers was awesome and the Ant Rap while embarrassing now was one of the first raps to get into the charts. Adam Ant was a salesman and a frontman and they don't belong down at the level of Fucks Bizz or Shakin' Welshie
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dirk Wears White Sox was the first album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-jTLgpY7Fw
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
But it wasn't the first album I bought....
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts glasses on, turns on hearing aid*
oh
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Sound of lowest denomination of British currency falling

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sugar hill gang in 79 have that honour, but it was a big step from Stuart going from punk to rebirth as Adam

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post you wouldnt ask American radio for this
one might lead to another and before you know it "killer in the home" leads to swat and reporters and body counts.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I think of this song...I can't help it, I get....

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice live feed of the Atlantic from the W.coast of Ireland
My brother lives round here - a bit blowy today, but still a few brave souls out for a stroll.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sort of thing!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
D... Dr...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Hitler Reloaded
Bold choice of brand name
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Sean Hughes RIP

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buh bye buh bye!
Oh man I used to love his show. Well bugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?!

:o(
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
so.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sock's still not dry...

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What...?
*Googles
Well fuck me dry. RIP
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah shit
Sad times.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Will watch all of Sean's Show tonight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
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Muswell Hill's finest hour :(
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post <sad face>

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There better be jazz at his funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post sweet video
but yeah the first Cure single that made me go "really? not sure about this one"
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Synthy Nerds here's a treat for you
Free/Donationware, not even asking for registration. So far, I'm knocked out with the quality and sound.



The FB-3300 is a software instrument for Microsoft Windows (VST) and Apple macOS (VST/AU) simulating the KORG PS-3300 Polyphonic Synthesizer from 1977. It is written in native C++ code for high performance and low CPU consumption. Main features are:
Close emulation of behavior and all controls of the original hardware
Three independent polyphonic synthesizer blocks
Band-limited oscillators, classic two-pole lowpass filters
Resonators section plus two Modulation Generators per bank
Additional Sample & Hold and paraphonic Envelope Generator
Semi-modular
Micro-tuning option
Additional tweaks
MIDI Learn – all parameters can be controlled by MIDI CC
Plug-in supports Windows and macOS (32 bit and 64 bit)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bookmarked for when I'm not on mobile.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sending the link to a mate who'll know what to do with it :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, will try it!
Edit: I've just recorded a little demo using the Facebook-3300 picosong.com/w3uXY/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's got that sound hey!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 17 Oct 2017, 1:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post lush sounds
nice one!
 (Melatonin, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone needs a DAW to try it on
Reaper has a 60-day trial, and is staggeringly cheap if you want to buy it. One great feature is "Install to memory stick" which means you can pitch up with just a USB drive and work with it on any PC.
Also, it's made by Cockos. What's not to like?
www.reaper.fm/
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a link post ...so I got married last week

...and am currently in Zurich on honeymoon. I was going to post some Sigur Ros as we're seeing them play on Wednesday but I thought I'd post this instead as it's decidedly more-B3ta. It's GC because I posted it before, I was reminded of it by that FB memory thing.

Sigur Ros are awesome live though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory response
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ycDWywGls
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best movie ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Congrats!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
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Please would you refrain from the current trend of starting sentences with the word "so"?

Swap the word "so" for the word "therefore" and see how little sense it makes.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ So, not going to the all Irish anecdote society annual dinner

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a sentence? The ellipsis prefixing it suggests an informal fragment, used, in this case to communicate something of great import with modest understatement.
ANYHOO: CONGRATS MR HEXAGON!
Ignore the fuckwit who has clearly never read anything more challenging than Dan Brown.
I trust you'll celebrate with some 'shrooms and black drone metal, or whatevs :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find Dan Brown a terrifically challenging read
I can barely get through 3 chapters without wanting to tear the book to shreds and set fire to everything around me
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't need to read a shitty book to feel like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2clCq7H_I
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
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Please would you refrain from the current trend of starting sentences with the word "so"?

Swap the word "so" for the word "therefore" and see how little sense it makes.
Congratulations!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
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Congratulations!
Please would you refrain from the current trend of starting sentences with the word "so"?

Swap the word "so" for the word "therefore" and see how little sense it makes.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only joking.
Congratulations!
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So and terefore are not fully interchangeable words. So, you might as well have said...
Please would you refrain from the current trend of starting sentences with the word "so"?

Swap the word "so" for the word "trumpet" and see how little sense it makes.

Congrats!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simply replace the word so with, cock nobbled onion shagger, and then see how impressive you speeches are



And congratulations on being married for a week and how come I didn't get my cake,is it still in the post?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
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Trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet “trumpet”?

Trumpet trumpet trumpet “trumpet” trumpet trumpet trumpet “trumpet” trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God
You even counted out the words so that they matched exactly
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have FAR too much time on my hands

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
https://youtu.be/lwx2ce_AyOE?t=2
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!
Enjoy the honeymoon, best holiday ever.
It's amazing what you can justify spending or doing by using the phrase "Seeing as it's our honeymoon"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
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So don't forget to tell all the hotels and restaurants it's your honeymoon. And the airline. They won't all bite, but we got some pretty sweet upgrades.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo and I think I may say, without fear of contradiction
Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoopla!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
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Most warmest congratulatory doodahs
Enjoy your wedding night making paperclips
So So So So SO SOOOOOOOOOOO Happy for you
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, congratulations!
Both on getting to the Sigur Ros gig, and also that wedding thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations!
A man never really knows true happiness until he is married, but by then it's too late.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God yeah

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sigur Ros are indeed excellent live. Seen them at least 3 times.
First saw them supporting Radiohead in 2000 at Tredegar House in Newport (don't think Agaetis Byrjun was out then). Wasn't sure about the violin bow guitaring at first, but man it grew on me. Top notch stuff.

Aslo, congrats on the nuptials, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent music review there.
Have you thought about starting an online music review site, perhaps in partnership with an (equally-as-talented) Stockport-based film trailers reviewer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh stop being such a ghastly little wretch, Tabitha.
You once left a bash to go to a Venga boys concert. Or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he piss himself at one as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Yay. Enjoy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Lovely city!
Enjoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Cats are Cougars
He'll be right back with a live report.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 6:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post shaky, handheld, awesomely dramatic live action report, perfect delivery

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 16 Oct 2017, 9:00, , Reply)
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And I thought Midlands Today was trivial.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a link post QI
is Alan Davies a B3tan?
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can watch QI on Dave
From 10 years ago. But your link is copyrighted.
 (TSL, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah same.
What was the jist? Did he call Stephen Fry a ham toucher or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post was it the glasscock joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He just drew a big pink dick on a map.
It's one of those uploads where they've pressed the picture to a quarter of the size and sped up the sound so they sound like Munchkins, so don't worry too hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
I can see it...sorry about that...try this... 29.15 is the money shot.....
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3nzr3w
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post QI was the shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post QI is the shit.
Toksvig is a great replacement.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 16 Oct 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, like watching pinky and perky on a postage stamp tv

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