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This is a link post A Heap Of Trouble NSFW
A selection of naked men. Still makes me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was...different

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eleven!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post twelve :D

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never had clothes on to start with.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for this just the other day
For a friend
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Johnny Johnny yes papa - free fun education nursery rhyme for kids
17 MILLION views

For children, freaky as fuck.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the winner is...
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa!

Guantanamo Oscars 2015
 (roysin, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a less freaky version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIxji28Zlg
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post way less upsetting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2QTeXhWIXQ
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are kids all on ketamine these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is because the parents are on ket or sleeping off a crack binge
and hand a tablet to 2 year old who starts with one relatively normally bonkers children's vid and the auto generated play list sends them into increasingly insane spirals of weirdness. Some of the stuff is just batshit mental generated by computers. Some is really really dark - at the lower end of the scale Peppa Pig being tortured by a dentist. Also - adults dressing up as super heroes and enacting near rape sceanrios.
But The Cold Stare thinks it's all cool and why worry, mate?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm not too concerned either, but I'm enjoying your uncharacteristic Helen Lovejoy schtick.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only concerned with seeming concerned.
One google later: Didn't have you pinned as a simpsons fan, marge.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Simpsons? Oh yeah, I'm down with the kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone's into ayahuasca now, grandad.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me and Bill Burroughs used to call that shit yage, why you kids have given it a long weird name I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salvia? Is it 1995 again?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 6:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salvia =/= Yage

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you could make it from Salvlia if you mixed it with something else to affect your metabolism?
Knowledge on this is bloody hazy from the 90's and can't be bothered to go that route again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the ayahuasca.
Contains DMT, but if you just eat it none of the DMT gets to the brain due to being metabolised by monoamine oxidase (MAO).

By consuming a MAO-inhibitor first you can temporarily disable the effect of the MAO allowing enough of the DMT to get to where you want it. This is cocking dangerous, since MAO is a pretty important line of defence against various toxins that you might find in various everyday foods, and since it also involved in the metabolism of various other controlled substances. Combining MAOIs with MDMA or SSRIs is not a very good idea, and can lead to serotonin shock.

Now, Salvia, that's that weird 10-15 minute "why did all the spacial dimensions just rotate themselves into entirely unrelated concepts" trip that no-one really understands.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah that's ringing some bells.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moustache entering the room before the door opens
Genius.

That should haunt them.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Freudian fever dream done in Paint.
Little kids are basically crazy anyway, they wouldn't appreciate it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Cranes are fucking awesome
Crane lifting a crane lifting a crane lifting a crane
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you linked to the very end of that
Try using
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpMz63WAjM

That choice of music is a certain sign of insanity.
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 12 Nov 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one's Frasier?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
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wompwompwomp.com
 (stoodles non-bio, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still my favourite crane:
https://youtu.be/6c-6pdc5rdM?t=2m26s
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Cinnamon I made this!
When a chicken is eggbound, they sometimes shit out all their giblets and then start to bleed and go into shock. This is what happened to my chicken and I had to send her on her way.
(835Rocks, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
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Nice little tune there sport
 (Sherbs, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Another song for the elctro type project thing I'm doing I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Drack: The Mockumentary I made this!
Long time since I've posted here, but I've just filmed a scene for the feature length version of Drack.

There’s a short film version of it online already which I absolutely loved and made me desperately want to be a part of it.

I’m only sharing it here because I think the main guy behind it is a really talented comedy actor and really want this whole project to work out for them. It’s a zero-budget thing that’s been filmed over the past two years and there are only 7 scenes left to shoot. They’ve put everything into this project, and it shows with every single aspect of their approach. I’m genuinely excited about the final result.

Here’s a pic of me with the director Sam Sexton and the world’s finest Dracula impersonator Vaughan Trainor. The whole mockumentary format may not be for everyone, but I thought I’d share it here as someone might like it.

Thanks for your time.
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Original and well produced content?
What the fuck are you doing here and what's your opinion on Brexit!? *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Din!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 12 Nov 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a link post I love Brel, but have an English language version.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta, but if I want to listen to a song about sailors I'd prefer this one ta,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=chuuDUolRDY
Although I still prefer Hank's singing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhC1opq8Os
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Nov 2017, 6:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool seamen song
youtube.com/watch?v=uXhhXhQ7EOY
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
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A fine cover. Also, I recommend Nina Simone's version of Ne Me Quitte Pas.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Learn to speak the language of Brel
Monsieur Chickapea
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Sophisticated ferret
Sophistiferret
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Bravo Six Zero - The Weather Song I made this!
My band did a song about that great British past-time : moaning about the weather.
(beanolabub, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish we could go back to 2015 when that was true
and we all got into a great debate about a clearly blue and black dress. But alas, everything has fucked up more than the weather.

How did you get it to sound like it was recorded off the radio on a Plustronics TVRC 7D?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just really liked idea of having an 70s analog sound for that track. Although it's in stereo.
Producer did the rest. Tape compressor on the track.
 (beanolabub, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.photomemorabilia.co.uk/Photopia/Plustronics_Literature.html
https://www.photomemorabilia.co.uk/Photopia/Plustronics_Literature.html
 (beanolabub, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post My. I think mine was a decade old when I got it...
Possibly the best birthday present I ever received.

You could tape of the radio, microphone, I think you could live dub on it... And quietly watch late night TV in your bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tis a warmth
That is probably lost on the lossless generation.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Steamed Hams as a custom Guitar Hero song

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spectacular

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post The infinite monkeys were never going to write hamlet
They were just going to do shit like this forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 12 Nov 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Amsterdam
Genius Jacques Brel. Watching him perform is great too, but this particular recording is the best version I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite Belgian
Here interpreted by my favourite Glaswegian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqx5j-FuqeI
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was Sadowitz at first.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a link post I just dived down the Toyah rabbit hole
Inspired by the thread down there -- whadda ya know, whole of Breaking Glass is on the youtube
That song with sax solo did fucking wonders for my sex life as a teenage Ann Coulter fan club - if only Harvey had the LP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toyah's rabbit hole?
*rubs thighs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's always one pupil normally at the back of the classroom
who tries to spoil things for everyone with puerile comments.
See me after. wear that wig.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know she was born without one, right?
She was completely fucked up at birth, internal organs on the outside and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Nov 2017, 6:06, , Reply)
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Yep, and she can cut glass under warm water with a pair of scissors.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you've looked at Jubilee
that cures most people's Toyah fantasies
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
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Well there's a memory I thought I'd suppressed.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post the bit where she helps cut the cock off the policeman who bottled Adam Ant's face is quite good for removing amorous thoughts

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
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La la la I'm not listening la la la
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? How?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 12 Nov 2017, 6:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Everybody loves a bass solo

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice stile

(roysin, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oof
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice I made this!
a bit of jazz

Edit: a faster version
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post very very smooth and sounds like some influene from accroche-toi caroline by caravelli
well liked and thus clicked to indecate
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
And I hope you meant 'indicate', not 'defecate'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either works well for me

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Like it
 (Sherbs, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post New track I chucked together the other day, people seem to like it :) I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a link post *furtively checks if anyone is looking* NSFW

(NSFW for scantily clad lady)

Yup, that ought to get a few clicks...
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post never gets old
although i do fear that in afew more years kids will ask what is that man dressed like that for?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post He gets off on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see your scantily clad lady and raise you a...
https://youtu.be/ro6jT4AnFp0
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What ever floats your boat
You sick weirdo
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice to know I'm providing a service

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post who knew toyah wilcox could speak albanian?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's looking better than she has recently though
Oh, wait this is from 2007. That explains why she looks so much rougher nowadays.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I can barely remember when her tits were so perky
truefax: saw her on the Breaking Glass tour that bombed. Support was a bunch of no marks called Duran Duran.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Patrick Stewart?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those women were in the nip!

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Disney could buy Fox
This is serious and is NOT a joke, Disney could buy Fox and that would destroy awesome movies like X-Men and awesome TV shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I immediately dislike both of those YouTube droids

(GeeFunk, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Family Guy is fucking dogshit, hth.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too fucking right.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfunny joke. Unfunny joke. Bullying or other cruelty. Popular culture reference that everyone forgot about 3 months ago. Unfunny joke.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post But enough about b3ta...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, are you really happy to be Murdoch's shill?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Nov 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwlQ0qJxaGo
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn’t miss any of that tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off with this shit
along with your pleasure at any kind of response to this tedious sock puppet santorum. Take flan, fuck and fucklift with you while you're at it. Cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just googled santorum. Thanks for that.
Just ignore these occasional incursions from /talk, they are intended to provoke just the kind of reaction you've had, don't give the tedious unfunny cunts the satisfaction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
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Just in ignore everything on here
 (Slacker, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
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I wasn't/am not particularly upset. It should have been read in a patient fatherly tone but it did not occur to me it was a /talk troll. Thanking you. Little steps. Little steps.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post flan, fuck and fucklift has nothing to do with anthony
you fucking mentalist
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
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Oh i think i understand that already thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who hurt you?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 11 Nov 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
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I am at peace more than ever. My therapist told me to embrace my 'quirky' side. I now write with joy and hammers.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is "this shit"? I genuinely don't understand.
I am confused. And gassy. But mainly confused.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you get aids and die painfully

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 11 Nov 2017, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
without internet access.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unnecessarily harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
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Slow internet access?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is serious and is NOT a joke,

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
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Oh great, yet another shrill low effort 'response video'
 (Benzyl, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good............
The quicker Fox dies the quicker dumbfuck rednecks stop voting for Trump
 (phillw phillw, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why all the hate round here?
Did I miss a memo?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems quite a common thought
twitter.com/BJennings90/status/929064927633072129
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hairy Boz

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:57, , Reply)

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