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This is a link post Bloke fabricates London's #1 restuarant on Trip Advisor.
And then, after weeks at number 1, decides to open it (selling cup-a-soups and "spruced up ready meals"). Makes a very entertaining read, despite it being in Vice.
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If people enjoy reading that and for some reason haven't seen Nathan For You, check it out.
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This is a normal post Thanks. Not heard of that one.
Hopefully it'll be on one of the tellybox app things that I sodding pay for every month.
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This is a link post Jurassic World trailer I made this!
Nah not really, its a shite effects green screen video I made...
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This is a normal post Ace!

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Cheers man!
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This is a link post Russian Partridge

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This is a normal post Genius.

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Really?
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This is a normal post Yes?

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This is a normal post inspirational

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You reckon?
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This is a normal post some good sequences there

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Ah, well.
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you sure?
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This is a normal post That was a lot more entertaining than I expected it to be

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This is a normal post Kind of reminds me of Heater by Samim..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caNLQbsYlts
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This is a normal post My word

That was spectacular.
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This is a link post Look how pissed he looks now
Bottle of scotch every evening I reckon
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Well, if I had his job I'd give up and get shitfaced too..
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This is a normal post Yeahp!

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This is a normal post He doesn't looked as pissed as Ken Clarke, who's definitely on a bottle of whisky a night.
I've had enough of experts anyway, like all those experts at the IMF and IFS who said there would be an IMMEDIATE recession were we to vote leave. Not when we actually left, but immediately after a leave vote. Also the experts said that all inward investment by foreign companies would immediately cease and the stock market would collapse. The opposite of that has happened.
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This is a normal post Clarke is a hardened drinker who's had years of boozing behind him
He's at the point where he cant function without it

Suspect Davis only got onto the hard stuff in the last few months. Shits the bed most nights
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This is a normal post That would certainly explain the years of gibberish he's been spouting.

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This is a normal post Churchill
shutup
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This is a normal post Are you seriously comparing Churchill to Clarke and Davis?

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This is a normal post And in contrast
not one of the claimed benefits of brexit looks like it will happen. It does not look like they will happen in the future either, unlike the pessimistic economic forecasts on the remain side, which are still possible.

In fact, the more this government acts like this government does, the more likely they are.
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This is a normal post hang on, you're forgetting blue passports

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This is a normal post I prefer red to blue
when dealing with blood, politics, or passports.
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This is a normal post You're the only person I've ever heard talking about the blue passports.
You certainly go on about them. It's all bollocks of course. All passports worldwide conform with an international standard that has nothing to do with the EU. I suppose we will be able to change the colour though, but who gives a shit apart from you?

www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/travellers-stories/the-reason-why-passports-are-all-designed-the-same/news-story/449c7acb523fb1f1e54cd13481ac86c1
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This is a normal post The people who buy those blue covers
Cunts basically
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This is a normal post I know what you're talking about.
I think I saw them once in a copy of the Innovations catalogue. I've never sèn one in real life. Do people brandish them at Passport Control? Where do you go on holiday?
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This is a normal post you can't
they can't read the biometric data through them so you have to take them out of their stupid covers.
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This is a normal post Cant he just use the ones made by the treasury before the vote?
www.gov.uk/government/publications/hm-treasury-analysis-the-immediate-economic-impact-of-leaving-the-eu

Or were they all a bunch of scaremongering bollocks?
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This is a normal post Osbourne said the sky was going to fall on our heads.
And he continues to spread that message every day in the Standard.
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This is a normal post And so the remain campaign failed
As they could not offer anything positive about staying in and just resorted to threats if we did not obey. What happened to that emergency austerity 'max' budget Osbourne promised if we voted out?
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This is a normal post Indeed, if they had run a positive campaign it might have been different.
Instead they went round threatening anybody that even suggested leaving with doom and calling them racist.
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This is a normal post It's difficult to run a positive campaign,
when everyone is already enjoying the positive benefits without appreciating them. Every positive you have can only be explained in terms of how it will be subtracted from people who believe they don't care about it or need it. The only non-negative thing its possible to say is "things will remain as they are" which isn't the sort of thing that people with 1st-world problems want to hear.

When you're campaigning for the status quo you therefore HAVE nothing that sounds positive, and you're up against totally hypothetical positive claims which may be inflated to almost any extent, from the the side who have the additional advantage of their grass naturally appearing greener.
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This is a normal post Well up to a point.
Our leaving will not stop the ceaseless EU power grab at the expense of the member states' automony. Unless this ends and the EU backs down (highly unlikely) we are just the first to leave.
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This is a normal post And the part of mexico
that left the USA is doing SO much better than California, part of that which remained.

Oh, wait. That is complete bollocks, they just drifted into economic ruin because they were not part of the successful union of states...
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This is a normal post Very apposite comparison, there's a real equivalence there.
You must be one of those highly intelligent and educated remainers I keep hearing about,
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This is a normal post Solitudinem fecerunt, pacem appellant

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This is a normal post Oh hark at lord Bryon!

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This is a normal post fucking Tacitus you unruly pleb
Cunt was actually quoting some ancestor of bonnie prince bob bemoaning how the marvelous achievements of porridge land had been laid waste by backward looking autocratic roman empire. Michael Gove basically.
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This is a normal post I'm amazed that the No vote won the Scottish independence referendum, for pretty much that reason.
Just imagine what an oil-rich utopia northern Britain could have been since 2014.
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This is a normal post But it must be true because he's really good at the maths
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOGMCRDOEB8
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This is a normal post The HYS comments display some amazing swivel eyed loonyness
To be fair to the Double D this really is something Cameron and Osborne should have at least started. Regardless of your Brexit view the incompetence on display with this lot is staggering.
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This is a normal post And yet
because almost 52 percent of the people voted to leave - corresponding to 37% of the electorate, and 27% of the population - despite not having the information, we're still supposed to accept the result as inviolable.

It's insane.

Leave remainers to one side for a moment: I don't understand why more Brexiteers aren't worried about this... unless winning was simply more important than what was won.
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".. unless winning was simply more important than what was won."
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This is a normal post A Pyrrhic victory over the wretched Eu?
slow clap.
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This is a normal post Numbers!
Leave got 51.9% of a massive 72.2% turnout
In 2008 Obama got 52.9% out of a 58.2% turnout.

If you're questioning the democratic result of the poll then you're like the nutters in the states that spent years questioning Obama's right to govern.

And like I said before if you didn't vote then you didn't care.

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You ask why we are not more worried?
Well the morning after I was. I got what I wanted and was prepared to pay the cost of it. But I was expecting in part the financial apocalypse that was promised. Promised as soon as the vote happened not when we eventually leave.

That didn't happen. There's been some impact I grant you but nothing on the scale that was promised day after bloody day during the campaign. Almost 100% of the media went along with this line so there was escaping it.
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This is a normal post similarly, if you voted brexit then you didnt understand

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This is a normal post Oh I understood.
I voted because I knew understood I disliked the eu and wanted no part in being part of a future USE. I voted because I didn't like what they were doing in Greece.
I voted because I like my politicians within egg throwing distance.
I voted because eu expansionism has destabilised eastern Europe.
I voted because the eu put's punitive tariffs on poorer nations exports to the eu to help relatively wealthy european firms exploit their resources.

I voted for many reasons.

When you voted for remain, what was your understanding of what you were voting for? Come on Benny here is your platform.
Make the case for re-joining the eu here and now.
Sell it to us.

BRB Just going to make a coffee that was processed in the eu despite the beans being grown in Africa and the farms paid a pittance for it compared to the final product.
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1. Economic prosperity, specifically not sacrificing economic growth in the short to medium term for a very unlikely possible gain in the long-term
2. A better deal than the WTO default with the worlds biggest free trade zone
3. Protection for our borders (yep, that's a thing)
4. Having input into military policy and general policy for Europe
5. The ability to work in 20+ odd countries without hassle
6. Preferential travel within Europe
7. International Relevance
8. Farming subsidies
9. No problems for expats legally residing in Europe.
10. No problems with Northern Ireland (well past the usual ones)
11. The rich assholes with the vested interest in getting out of europe, before they crack down on tax havens, would be fucked (Farage, Duncan-Smith, Lawson the usual assholes).
12. It wouldn't matter so much that our cabinet (and shadow cabinet) are populated with the most dangerous incompetents since the 3 day week.

Your politicians were always within stones throw, it's people with your attitude that elected Farage, instead of someone that had their best interests at heart and would represent them with gravitas, within the EU parliament. Also if you throw a stone within the EU, which the UK is currently part of, you hit a bit of the EU.

Europe is pretty small and there is currently free movement for its citizens, so you could just go and talk to other politicians in other countries but I understand that's way beyond your tiny little mindset.
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This is a normal post Hey I can see you had your reasons and unlike Benny are able to articulate them
I'ld love to debate them but got jobs on.
But Farming subsidies seriously?

Yes I could fly to wherever the EU has it's head office at the moment going back and forth from Brussels to Strasbourg at the cost of €103 million.

Then find out my MEP doesn't hold surgeries so fly back, write a letter.
Wait to see if one of my actually 7 MEPS that claim to represent me will give me the honour of listening to me.

Fly back to wherever the EU is currently squatting. Have some twat in a suit nod politely whilst I talk.

And then fly back home having developed a carbon footprint the equivalent of 5 double decker buses and achieved nothing.

OR

I can walk 15 minutes and speak with my MP at his surgery (Except on Wednesday afternoons) with knowledge he'll be in trouble if some nutjob starts a local campaign.
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To be honest I just kind of lobbed in farming subsidies as there appear to be a few farmers who are suddenly realising their overproduction is no longer going to be rewarded :)

You're lucky to have an MP who actually does their surgeries, it's hit and miss depending on the MP.
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This is a normal post Have you ever done so?

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This is a normal post Never had a need so great I parly with a tory.
But if I did then its good to know I can.

Plus we have a healthy collection of grass roots activists that seem to be on top of things.
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This is a normal post oh god. I agree with dvan

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I'm sure I'll say something retarded in a moment
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This is a normal post You think you know better than the world's Nobel prize winners, something tells me you won't be swayed

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This is a normal post pffft!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8mduTEvnU0
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This is a normal post Erm
It's been proven the Russian were dicking about on Twitter and Facebook like nobody's business. Given that fact, how can the outcome of the referendum be considered valid?
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This is a normal post I must send him a thank you note for helping me realise my political aims!
Don't know how much has been proven in this case but I expect the famous Troll Factory is real.

Countries have fucked around in other nations elections since there's been elections.
Obama also tried to influence the outcome by saying "we'll be back of the queue."
The eu also tried by funding pro eu think tanks to scare voters into voting remain.

If you annuled every vote that some outside nation tried to steer it than you'll never have one.

Given that the younger voted remain and the older voted leave.
How much influence a meme on the twatter would have on voting choices?

You could also argue that what Putin would like is the divided nation we have now with people putting down democracy. He'll love that he would.
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"You could also argue that what Putin would like is the divided nation we have now with people putting down democracy"

No shit Sherlock, you've fallen straight into the very obvious "divide and conquer" hole and as with the other brexitholes you keep digging as stubbornly keeping face is more important to you than doing what's best for the country.
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This is a normal post Talk to be about being stubborn and digging in.
You who are refusing to accept the result of a referendum and numerous votes in parliament and the manifestos of the 2 parties that got 82.4% at the last election. Neither of them supporting going back on brexit.
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I completely accept that there was an opinion poll and that the two main parties have been falling over themselves to try and gain what they perceive as popular ground as a result, regardless of the non-existent details attached to said opinion poll. There's fuck all in our constitution that says we have to do something stupid because there was an opinion poll.

That both sides have shown themselves as incapable of putting country before perceived votes is the reason I will never vote for either of them again.
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This is a normal post Brexit hasn't happened yet
For the billionth time.
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This is a normal post You missed the whole punishment budget thing then?
We were told all this would happen immediately after a vote to leave.

Not 2 plus years later when the leaving process has finished.

Rather than going over this again here's a link.
fullfact.org/economy/brexit-and-economic-apocalypse/
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That's from the beginning of the year. Since them our growth figures have dropped whilst those in the rest of the EU have risen:
https://www.ft.com/content/499115b6-ad90-11e7-beba-5521c713abf4

Now that's the IMF saying that a couple of months back and I'm sure they've got political interests here too, however here are a couple of choice and apposite quotes:

"“We forecast in the pre-referendum period, as did others, there would be long run negative effects on the British economy,” he said. “I think we’re starting to see those.”" - Prediction, take with the usual pinch of salt,

"Growth in most of the other advanced economies, with the notable exception of the UK, picked up in the first half of 2017 from its pace in the second half of 2016" - This is a fact. Our growth has been hit, unlike the other primary EU members
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This is a normal post differences when electing a politician
someone has to govern
there are many options
they are held to greater account by other politicians, branches of government, their party
but most importantly, the decision can be reversed 4 years later

Compare with almost evenly split binary vote on what could be the biggest upheaval in Western Europe in decades; and from such a simple 'yes/no' question so much has been extrapolated. "We definitely won't leave the single market." "Leave means leave everything." The Irish border. EU citizen rights. Freedom of movement. etc etc etc. At least politicians have manifestos they can be judged against.
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This is a normal post Started? If should have been completed and published before the referendum so people could make an informed decision.
I don't know if I'm looking into the past with rose tinted testicles, but when I was doing A-level economics and had to write coursework on whether or not we should join the Euro I recall all the broadsheets laying out fairly non-partisan, well considered for and against arguments.

I don't remember seeing much of anything on Brexit other than doom mongering from Remain and total shite from Leave and nothing of intellectual rigour from any media outlet.

tl;dr: I remember when all this was fields.
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This is a normal post Did you read this at the time?
www.gov.uk/government/publications/hm-treasury-analysis-the-immediate-economic-impact-of-leaving-the-eu

I mean it's total partisan bollocks but it is the information that was given to the public before the vote.
How can you forecast when you don't know the terms on how you're going to leave?

The only thing you could forecast on is the only situation where you have enough information on what will happen. That is a hard brexit, walking away and using WTO rules.
And if that's not been done it bloody well should have because it's looking more and more likely.
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This is a normal post I skimmed through it.
I treat anything that comes from politicians with the utmost skepticism regardless of their party affiliation.
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What, even incompetence?
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This is a normal post well no, i take their incompetence pretty seriously.
If you want something fucking up, give it to a politician.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Feel my nose and put my glasses there"
Roars drunken Davis
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This is a link post HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
NO, NOT LIKE THAT FFS!!!
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This is a normal post "This’ll be featured in newspaper sub-editing courses for years.”
Sub-editors will be extinct in a decade.
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This is a normal post hang on to that, Fadge has a thing for stuff like that

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This is a normal post So is Fadge APILN aka Scaryduck?

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This is a normal post It's a very Framley Examiner mistake to make.

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This is a link post Japanese prog band tackle THE best tune of all time from a computer game.
Passing Breeze is Japanese
edit: actually the band is SST: Sega Sound Team :o)
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This is a normal post Clearly not the best theme of all time from a computer game.
When it competes with Doom E1M1, Monkey Island (and practically anything from Lucas Arts), the entire score of Total Annihilation, and the original midi files from Transport Tycoon. (To name just a few.)

However it is pretty good.
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This is a normal post Well, it's not strictly a 'theme', it's 'in-game' musak ;)
I don't like any of the Monkey Island music though, it drives me (coco)nuts.
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This is a normal post I love this version of Doom 2's Entryway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khjvSzKF0vc

Guy totally aces the solo.
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This is a normal post It's ok I suppose....
But it's not this
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This is a normal post Hehe, nice!
He's done this one too:
passing breeze
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This is a normal post He's done loads!
Ghosts 'n Goblins Cover
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This is a normal post This version...
https://youtu.be/XI7ycBBA9OE
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This is a normal post Now that is really something.

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This is a normal post Ah yes I can feel it again - steering wheel, blonde by my side, palm trees rushing by....
a bunch of spotty teenagers gathered behind the car...
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This is a normal post I love the BGM for Outrun.
I've dropped them into several DJ sets.

I remember when C&VG gave out a cover tape with them on it (with 720° on the other side).
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This is a normal post For those of you who dig Final Fantasy

There's also the Black Mages. The composer is in it, they play hard rock versions from the games...
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This is a link post it might be a bit 'splodey today...

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This is a normal post Good grief.

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This is a normal post cat->pidgeons

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This is a normal post It might improve Trump's score on this:
www.sporcle.com/games/g/worldcapitals
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Pretty good idea, has to happen at some point, no point beating around the bush...continually pretending it can be settled in some peace settlement is a joke (course I am sort of clueless on the issues). Might be naive but couldn't they treat the city like Vatican City a sort of separate principality, separate laws, separate head of state, separate flag...I am sure this would piss off everyone but it might work.
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This is a normal post Something like this...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Partition_Plan_for_Palestine

How about this for a plan - whomsoever holds Jerusalem and can successfully defend it, gets to keep it. That's how it's usually worked over the last 4,000 years.
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This is a normal post Suppose it's time to post this again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY


blog.ninapaley.com/2012/10/01/this-land-is-mine/
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This is a normal post I've a better plan.
Let's nuke the Vatican, Jerusalem and Mecca. Then when the fucking dolts see their god is impotent perhaps they'll grow up and stop believing in utter nonsense.

Of course, a lot of people will get vaporised, but if you want to make an omelette...
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This is a normal post "course I am sort of clueless on the issues"
No no, you're positively a modern-day Arthur Balfour.
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Well exactly
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This is a link post Maps showing rude place names
Old as the hills but funny.

Trigger warning: Contains a map of Europe
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Hence why all geology field trips to New Zealand are endlessly funny...and I expect eventually tiresome.
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This is a normal post A thing of joy
I shall never tire of rude place names and will remain the man child I am

Edit: Speaking of hills what about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy
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This is a normal post I was tickled.by Buggerru
It puts me in mind of a cross between buckeroo and the end of Clerks II
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This is a normal post im surprised how many knobs there are down under

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This is a link post since it's stuj-Wednesday, here' something for him to masturbate to NSFW
(spoiler: a Tarantula doing the full monty)
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This is a normal post I shall not be watching this

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This is a normal post Was expecting a spider dancing to "Hot Stuff"
Am disappoint
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This is a link post Seen as it's Stuj Wednesday

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This is a normal post really
been up since 3.30a.m. for (loss of) Ash(es) Wednesday
edit: go on then www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaOd_61q0oQ
Remember his name
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This is a normal post Your optimism is admirable
But with English cricket ill-advised.
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This is a link post BAH HUMBUG!
Right. There must be SOMEONE else awake. KIM FUCKING WILDE! and Lawnmower Deth
Let's make this the xmas number one. And I'm plugging this at the expense of stuj and the xmas chainsaw massacre's perennial non-charter 'Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew' here.
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This is a normal post Kim and 99 Red Balloons Nena!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKlO1Tr2IE
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This is a normal post Poss NSFW. Fuck it, I don't know whether it's the booze, but I didn't find htis erotic. At all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-bWy4R8vnY
Shower scenes from Schindler's List still work, so it's not the booze.
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This is a link post Seeing as Kim Jong Baldmonkey hasn't actually launched a Washing Machine of Doom at the USA yet, I figure it's time to encourage him.
'Cos I'm LOVELY like that.
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This is a normal post And jus to lessen everyone's enjoyment of the internet....... HER'ES GWAR /LINKSTARDS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0g-TcjDf68
:D
RiP In Pieces Malcy.
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This is a normal post Might have posted this one before, fuck it, I <3 In Extremo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b01wTOPOZT4
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This is a normal post What a lot of stupid noise.

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This is a link post Meanwhile in Arizona...
Is there any evidence that the state marijuana program is having positive effects?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Like that series of Taxi when you saw Jim before drugs
For values of series that = episode
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 4:40, Reply)
This is a link post Thomas train stunts

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This is a normal post I like this.
It's done with real brio.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post About a billion pounds' worth, too.
By which I mean "20 feet of track".
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post In case you missed it
because building a robot is cheaper than buying brio
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love this
Thanks
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The video stops in a weird place, does anyone know what happens in the end?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post A passenger jet crashes through the ceiling, wiping out all the things

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why my boy get's his "Brio" from Lidl
www.lidl.co.uk/en/Your-own-railway-9967.htm
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post B+. Top, top punnage.
Would groan again
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The little engine that could!
0.29 ftw
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Course it's all cgi nowadays, they can't afford physical sets

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This is a normal post Watch with this on another page at the same time ftw
youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?t=19

NSFW
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the new promo for the HS2 rail link?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Obviously not, firstly it works and secondly it didn't cost over 60bn.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I sometimes wish I had kids
so I could spend all my time doing this kind of thing.With no kids, it seems a bit odd :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Just call yourself a YouTuber
Better than inviting neighbourhood kids to watch you playing with your Thomas.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post <s>odd</s> /talk

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post pure awesomeness

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This is a link post GoPro gets thrown from crashed rally car, captures a nice shot

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome, in a really eerie kind of way
It reminds me of the Titanic sinking into the depths.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I know this is obvious, but what really struck me
was that: as it goes over, there are people inside
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Italics really added to the drama there

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 5:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Slant eyed bastards.
Sorry, I meant slant "I"d bastards.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
excellent
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Smarter than humans, the GoPro bailed before the crash

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This is a normal post
Cor
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post Transient - lightning at 1,000 FPS and 4K
Vimeo link for posh gits
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather nice.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lacks portent. Needs more strings and cymbals.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i do believe you are wrong old chap.
what this needs is more Igors and double handed blade switches
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I lie in the supine position corrected
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK
the soundtrack of over-hyped crapness.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yakety sax and a foley artiste shaking a sheet of bacofoil would’ve been better.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Best on mute.

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This is a link post Rare, unreleased footage of George Michael playing the Otomatone
In the prime of his life...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post MACHO

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Sweep from Sooty & Sweep.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound I made this!
I'm making a mix(tape) for every year of recorded sound. This months is quite sweary, so I thought I'd put it on here. Probably not for everyone, as some people don't like to listen to wax cylinders for some reason.

Also, making the 2017 one right now, so if anyone has any suggestions for film/interview clips that are good, please suggest away. Not music though, I have more than enough music to wade through already.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's fantastic. Hats off to you for the effort in researching this
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks. It's time-consuming but I love it.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks right up my street...
Will check it out properly when I'm back home.

Really liking the multi-media approach. This caught my eye as a striking artwork I'm not familiar with.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, please do!
The art posts get the best responses and take the least time to make, just going through the '1896 Paintings' category on Wikipedia and picking my favourite 10 usually.
That painting is really something, isn't it? It's supposed to be an attack on post-impressionism, which is even odder.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That has a kind of similarity to Ringu
Eerie but striking
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is really well done.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 5:16, Reply)
This is a link post Can you hear it?
I can't (I didn't make this... obviously!)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations, Happytoast!
You're the new "that dress"!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I am wearing that dress as I type this

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's blue and white

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I
disagree
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! Em! Gee!
Are we having a "beef"?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Edit whoa, it just hit 'most read' on the BBC site!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! Keep it down will you?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fandabidozi!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice of them to cut out the watermark :(

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a lovely gif. It doesn't make a sound. What in the shuddering fuck is going on with the world?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post the same people who hear this are the ones who will fail the invisible box challenge,

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the dress blue?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Attention seeking or mentally ill. Only reasons anyone would claim to hear anything with that gif.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What will you be remembered for?
Could be worse.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post that incident outside Banbury public toilets

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! I bet everyone heard that!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Turn it into a Christmas card:
'Silent gif, Holy gif'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Viral fame at last!
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering what all the fuss was about, but it turned out I had the volume at 0.
Now I get it.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that noisy bugger of a gif has been haunting me since first seen
well deserved too, shame about the zero attribution over at daily theft
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
I love that they linked back here and most of the comments say bindun

anyhoo, nice to see it on the beeb and not yet again on some shitrag
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like
"meh
too much effort and technology used"
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post To start with I tried calling you a cunt but they deleted it

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well, its the thought that counts

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post doof doof doof
next, a story about how reading words is like hearing them in your head
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't hear anything though but I'm probably a freak
Well in happytoast! You're famous like Rose West or Harold Shipman
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Is your volume up?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pardon?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anybody else hear spreadsheets?
I'm the only one in the office that hears a high pitched noise when a spreadsheet is on certain monitors. I though/think I was/am going mad.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite normal m8, I often get that thing where the spreadsheets say to murder prostitutes.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear voices when I get
mails from HR or accounts. They tell me to do bad things.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be able to hear the old tube monitors when they were on standby

Had to turn them off in school as I couldn't concentrate on the teacher. Everyone thought I was crazy.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they tell you to burn things?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't hear a thing
but it made my phone vibrate
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC are cunts
for cropping 'Happy Toast' off the bottom.

... cunts
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:50, Reply)

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