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This is a link post Man who appears to know what he's talking about does some talking.
Strangely compelling authoritativeness...
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 3:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He certainly looks like he knows a lot about pies.
A quick google shows him to be a man with an axe to grind and objective analysis seems not to be his forté, but if his narrative resonates with you, mazel tov.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 3:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness you're addressing the issue and not just attacking someone for their appearance.
Ad hominem ftw.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh diddums. Did I touch a nerve? Have a donut, that'll make you feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ok hon?
(triggered)
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 17 Jan 2018, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post "if his narrative resonates with you" pfft
The way crime is recorded has become so bad crime stats are almost certainly a poor representation of how much crime and knife crime there is. But the stats do show knife crime is rising. Hardly grinding axes to point out the person directly in charge for 7yrs might be a bit to blame. I wouldn't agree with him on is his solution however which is basically "more officers".
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post May has got a lot to answer for, particularly on knife crime.
As Home Secretary she demanded a reduction in stop and search and the data shows a direct correlation in the rise in knife crime. This is a point tubby could have made, but failed to. He's an angry rent a gob, and not a good one. In addition to more officers he also appears to want officers to get more involved in a social work type role. I think he should get more involved in a diet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Triggered?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! A big story about a dead baby is in the news today. Class act like you must be delighted.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Triggered...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is like watching an argument at the special school

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Mario Testino? Oh you've brought Kevin Spacey with you? Nah, I'll pass.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha brilliant, pies!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The truth about Thersa May's government failure former met police officer Peter Kirkham told the truth liberals don't want to hear"
OH NO THE TRUTH LIBERALS DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!!!!!!!!

(fucking clickbait fucking wank)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 4:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Non-liberals live this kind of news
Did he say Theresa every sentence?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's doing it for Theresa a dare, quite difficult if you try.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Theresa jolly good fellow
Theresa jolly good fellow

Doing it right?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post :) you wally

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't fault the logic.
Since they shut our local police station due to cuts we now have gangs in the area. Marvelous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post serious question
is crime worse, or is the perception of crime become worse? - ie social media increasing awareness.

Recently there seems to have been a spate of breakins in our community. WE live in a nice area, so it comes as a bit of a shock. Articles are shared, people are incensed... CCTV videos shared etc.

But speaking to people over the fence, these incidents arent new, they have happened in the past, in spate.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a bit of both
Crime in our area has certainly gone up, but it has always been a burglary hotspot.

What is changed is the amount and nature of youth crime. What used to be low level antisocial behaviour has changed to throwing bricks at tram windows, hurling bottles and glass ash trays at people eating/drinking in bars and restaurants and youth shoplifting has gone through the roof.

One thing that has certainly changed is people's awareness about what the police will and will not bother investigating. Round here, if the amount of goods stolen is less than £200 they don't bother. We had a house on our road broken in to on Halloween. A policeman knocked on my door on the 20th November to ask about it and wondering whether we had any CCTV. A 20 day response time to burglary... is it any wonder no one is ever caught?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pointless the police catching minor crims until the judges pass proper sentances.
and prisons become places that crims don't want to spend time in.
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because the only purpose of prison is punishment

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prison has 4 purposes
1) punish the offender
2) protect the victims from repeat offences
3) try to stop the offender from re-offending after release by rehabilitation
4) deter other people from offending
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
5. Provide an experimental facility for the trial of new school dinner recipes
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post where "punish" = "remove certain freedoms from"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost as if there're quite strict sentencing guidelines to which judges have to adhere,
and prison doesn't work.


But neither of those can be true, because the world is simple.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely it's worse
I grew up in a nasty council estate in South London, top ranking for almost all indicators of social deprivation. Kids didn't take knives to school. The weaponisation of the yoof is a real difference
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously results will differ by locale.
But I wouldn't say it's any worse these days than it was back when I were a nipper. I remember once in Primary School, a kid showed up one day with a pair of knuckle dusters. Fair enough, that was a one-off but the more aggressive of the school bullies would often take the rubber ballast from traffic cones to school and proceed to use them as a baton to beat fuck out of the weaker children.
Nearby was a school for children with moderate special needs (hearing impaired, mildly retarded, that sort of thing). One of the higher ranking bullies used to set up ambushes at our school gates, so when these poor bastards were walking past on their back from school outings, him and his mates would grab the kids at random and proceed to leather. I have distinct memories of witnessing hearing aids and massively thick lensed glasses being stomped under foot. Bear in mind this was in full view of the teachers accompanying these children who barely had time to react. Fucking animals.

By High School, arseholes of a similar ilk were carrying flick knives on a regular basis. There seemed to be a massive explosion in their popularity around 1995/6 up these parts for some reason. I don't recall anybody ever getting harmed by one. But I suppose that's down to good fortune more than anything else. A kid did get stabbed to death a few years earlier at a nearby High School, though.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was at school in the 70's ya see
So I regard the 90's as 'modern times'
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not worse, it's much better on almost every measure
It's the scared daily mail crowd fretting over nothing again
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a sad cheggers in the thumbnail

(I helped save b3ta! willmod, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of a leap to call it institutional racism.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment b3ta stopped being about CDCs and loving horses
And became a political wankathon instead?
 (sithemong, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:42

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post it all got a bit brexity.... about then

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Everything is Brexit's fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
brexit/remain
everyone got shirty either way and got used to being, touchy, contrary and inferring offence. And some other folks buggered off, with understandable reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Around the time of scottish independence vote?
remember those innocent times?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 16 Jan 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame
I hold on for the point that it all comes full circle. If we all believe it will happen. Just believe. Believe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 16 Jan 2018, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the day they cut the police budget 20%
I said to my wife that their plan was to allow crime to rise then implement oppressive laws using the rise in crime as validation.

I still expect this, they are just waiting for a riot or something newsworthy.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The risk is of course that it might be the really big one that see 'them' strung up on lampposts. I had to look up the spelling of lampposts.
 (strongp, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post O hai, Goat!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy seems to be a rent a gob with an axe to grind against the tories.
Growing up as a lad in the 70's / 80's we all carried knives.
Never knew when you needed to do a bit of stick whittling.
The police then had a fraction of the resources they do now.

The problem is you've got a whole generation of people with fuck all empathy that'll think nothing of killing another.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet the murder rate now is about the same as the mid 70s

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's nothing to do with a lack of empathy.
It's zero fear of the consequences.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks Benny, you evil paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh no
webcomicname.com/image/169777107809
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Black on Black crime
In the US, Black on Black crime is rampant,and growing, even in areas where crime as a whole is down trending. Officials know this yet seem content to allow them to hammer away at each other, often with the idea fi they are content to do this to each other, why interrupt? If it spills over into white neighborhoods, then actions are taken, but for the most part Institutional Racism can be easily fostered by simply adhering to strict economic policies where diminished resources are allocated evenly, thus not preventing crime where it is surging.
She should have asked him, "What is it going to cost"? and "Where should those resources come from"? To which he could have answered, "I dunno".
 (water00boy, Wed 17 Jan 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a link post The Ace of Cups, the Haight's (Almost) Forgotten All-Girl Band
Amidst the cultural revolution of late-'60s San Francisco, five women reimagined the “girl band” in drastic fashion — which might be why you haven't heard of them.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Bass Face

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 4:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post never heard of them but have heard of other all girl bands e.g.
this one
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Weirdy Rhymes - The Pimpled Pupper I made this!
Another new episode from my dads new series of animated shorts, which I and a few of dads mates are trying to finish for him (he sadly passed away in 2016).

In fact there may be a couple of eps I've forgotten to post on here so have a gander on the YouTubes if you get time!
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice, yet again
I could easily see Berk twatting any of these creatures with a great big twatting stick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That’s as lovely as ever, and a big hands-up to whoever did the sound, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great silly stuff :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice bit of animation there
was it shot on green screen?
 (mrmenfolk, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, on glass in front of green screen.
I comped this one over Christmas so may be a little ropier than the others ;)
 (Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sun 21 Jan 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Dolores
very nice Angelo Badalementi track from the film Evilenko (underrated film!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post She might come back as a
zombie, zombie, zommmbie-e-e-e
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as she doesn't linger.

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/board/11244387
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no need to argue

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the word you're looking for
Is "lingrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's pronounced 'tarby'.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That really sounds like a line from Scoobie Doo, doesn't it.

(gijoel, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her family, friends and fans will find solace in the fact she once made James Corden's day.
Bit air ragey, although I'm sure that wasn't alcohol related.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42696376
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Draw - Black Mirror I made this!
How to draw my favourite TV show The Black Mirrors.

I hope I done Charlie a good.
(superpowerless, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!!??

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's an old meme, but it checks out
 (superpowerless, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post From when proper memes existed

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
Memeception.

 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pain.
I told you before, young human.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheaters TV show - host gets stabbed NSFW
Remembered this incredible bit of TV today and it's even madder than I thought
 (becomingbatman, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chinny reckon
In early 2003, Greco was allegedly stabbed by a cheating boyfriend when the Cheaters crew boarded the man's boat; however, on November 3, 2009, the news magazine program Inside Edition interviewed the female companion, who said it was all staged. Greco was confronted a week later by the program's investigative reporter Matt Meagher. Greco declined to answer any of Meagher's questions, stating he couldn't legally comment on the accusation. John Ellison of the Rowlett Police Department stated on the same program that "There were no arrests at all during that time period for that type of crime."[3] In 2005, Greco, Cheaters director at the time Hunter Carson, and two security guards, were indicted for assault[4] but acquitted[5] by a grand jury in connection with the 'confrontations' on the program.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks legit to me
EDIT: OK it's fake, so all this is BS:

Thing is they were on his boat illegally. he asked them to leave, they refused so out comes Mr Stabby.

could be it was all sorted outside of court and all parties agreed that it would be best to say nothing happened.

I hope this is real. Not that I'm on Mr. Stabby's side, he's obviously a waste of human consciousness and should be sterilised etc.

But the host and this kind of sensationalist show in general is abhorrent. Fuck that guy for trying to turn other peoples dirty lives into cash and fame. I hope he has to shit into a bag when he's older, the cunt.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not seeing what's incredible about this. Cameras recording somebody being stabbed. Get tae fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hoax. It was on some channel 5 show the other week.
Maddest TV moments or some shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate ClickBait Mondays.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Why people hate Clickbait Mondays
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You won't believe what happened next

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
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The whole show is a hoax, ffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
All 'reality' TV is staged, that's why it's an oxymoron.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's, like, oxygen
for morons.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post photographer can't photoshop
subtle
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"her professor never taught her to retouch photos"

Or apparently how to compose a shot with strong backlighting. Or how to review your photos as you're shooting to see if they're coming out. There's a number of mistakes made long before it gets to the photoshop stage.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Mario Testino, I thought you'd have other things on your mind at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I had to go and look up who that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're off the pub quiz team.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nah, you can just field all the fashion questions seeing as that's your field.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think knowing who one of the world's most famous photographers is pretty basic for a pub quiz. You're off the team.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was just Testino you

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mario Testino
is obviously a footballer.

Why you needed to look that up I do not know.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like plastic surgery on burns units is getting better

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post My arse

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fine to me.
Not a single lens flare sticker on them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly, the faces were supposed to be using a different blending mode like soft light which got switched to normal.
But I can't forgive the composition of the original photos.

Rule of fucking thirds. Day 1 stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Alright David Bailey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post i see you've dumbed down the 'famous photographer' name this time.
i'm assuming the next one will be 'snappy snaps'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Brooklyn Beckham. How's your book selling?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post who?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's done a tutorial! I'm off to Barclays to see about that small business loan...see ya.
Make your own 'Lesa Hall' style portraits
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Just brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post hory crap I wasn't prepared for that

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1474152
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right
Somebody is just testing how low the bar goes on stories that the Metro will accept without question.
 (MagicMoose, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Shocking assault on German football coach

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post how long till boston dynamics can automate all this?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as fucking possible
Overpaid wankers the lot of them.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post shouldn't be too long
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6TwCv2o8g
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a hand like a traction engine

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post the proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case
is a football. Boof! Eat my goal!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the hell do that?
You know there are cameras everywhere. I hope he got fined for that dive. Twat
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a link post pfff some of it's quite funny

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always have a smile watching the Kelly family interrupting daddy's interview

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I confess
I chuckled a lot.
 (TSL, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post In every job that must be done there is an element of fun

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Christmas tree is not just for Christmas.
Dogs have been running this campaign for years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, would you take kindly to someone throwing away your inside toilet?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Laser whitening of penis
Michael Jackson would have approved of this.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paying someone to shoot you in the dick with a laser seems like an unusual choice

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly Mr Bond

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
chuckle
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would be terrible if it scabbed over.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Avoid an erection at all costs
 (Sherbs, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Whompers. Folksy.

(m.auron, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post REMOVE THE FUCKING "S".

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post complied

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Like flushing a toilet
Ingenious mob dispersal method (gc says no)
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A liberal spraying of sarin gas on that lot would improve humanity no end.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just remember that every one of those is someone's son, and was probably loved at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough I’d wager.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking liberals!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 6:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1474151
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame there wasn't a bond villain type shredder at the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dare I say it, "that situation seemed to speed up fairly rapidly"
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the word in common parlance you are looking for is

'accelerate'
as in:
"that situation seemed to speed up fairly accelerate"
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this, because shirly?
b3ta.com/links/1474119

Or is a reference to something. If so, I want to know what it is to love it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One could interpret that Mr Stompa made deliberate reference to and then deliberate avoidance of the obvious comment (vis a vis excalated & fairly rapidly/quickly) thus creating a dissident comic effect through undermining expiations.
I think.
[see also: "Your gay" and "they're's a spelling mistake"]
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prozacly

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, the wonderful world of sports

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 14 Jan 2018, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would never happen in this country.
The BTP would be forced to apologise for emotional distress and pay out compo to everyone of these oiks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon you actually believe this.

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's because of the EU, obviously.
Isn't that right, Cerebus?
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exercising the right to Free(fall) Movement?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon that if the BTP were to cause a whole bunch of people to fall down an escalator in would result in claims.
Yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that's not what you said, is it?
And all manner of things might result in claims. A good many of those claims would be justly ignored, an' all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the world would be like without people like these

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post And they say that eugenics is a dirty word.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that escalated quickly!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scumdrops

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 14 Jan 2018, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol
 (Sherbs, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goody goody

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 5:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's every young escalator's dream to have its dial turned up to 11

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
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Ha ha, ha....you are right.
They look the same like flushing a toilet.thanks for sharing this.



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Danny Jones from Management Writing Solution
 (dannyjones, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Danny Jones from Management Writing Solution
welcome to a fresh new hell
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post why don't you post a link to Danny Jones's Management Writing Studio?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Singin' in the Rain - John Martyn

(Sherbs, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You realise you’re a day late
It was scottish folk pop/rock *saturday*
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah i know..i missed it
 (Sherbs, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, John Martyn would have been at least a day late
and arrived with pupils like pinheads claiming he'd had a touch of flu
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a link post A strangely compelling article
Inside one of America's last pencil factories.

The photographs are excellent and weirdly satisfying to look at IMO.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post great photos

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 14 Jan 2018, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lovely photos but they hurt my hangover eyes
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth a visit on a wet day in the Lakes*
*Most days

www.derwentart.com/en/gb/7523/derwent-pencil-museum
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanted to go last summer but the missus refused for some reason.
She hasn’t even seen Sightseers.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Keswick, home of the first pencil"
Yeah I would like to know how they could claim to prove that
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 5:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is why b3ta
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post get yourself to Keswick
edit: gah! must read gooder b3ta.com/links/1474120
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:00, , Reply)

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