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This is a link post The A-Bones?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post The Onion reviews 50 shades freed
Apologies for FB link.
 (Yamyam, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
That got dark.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say
more of a very deep grey.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I see what you did there!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Death from the skies
I wonder if it had any choc mint chips in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you’re planning on eating it, you’d do better hoping it wasn’t blue ice.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it contained remains of an emotional support rodent.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arff!!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like the frozen heart of a mother in law

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So by nearly they mean not any where near

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post I've been writing about smartphones since 2002 I made this!
..this week I had a bit of a mini explosion on the keyboard.
 (GeeFunk, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your dating rant, though I'm sure in the past the same thing involved dressing up and getting a proper haircut
Still dating apps, romance reduced to subbuteo-like finger movements, just flick to click
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a good read.

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "..this week I had a bit of a mini explosion on the keyboard..."
We've all done it. Nothing to be ashamed of, just grab some tissue and move on
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember a golden age of conversation before Smartphones.
I had my Walkman on, ignoring people.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried it once
Freaked me out, like walking through a silent movie with my own soundtrack. No way, I felt a real sense of danger not being aware of my surroundings.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Prods "I like this!" On phone screen*

(sithemong, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - I'm not going to disagree with any of that.
This topic always reminds me of the track "Television, the drug of the nation", except we now have a whole new class of drugs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOWTM5R2DA
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a lad.....
I'd be on CB all day weekends and school holidays.
Then I passed my amateur radio licence exam, saved up my newspaper round and pocket money for an FT-290 which cost about as much as an iphone today. Wired it up to a packet tnc and my commodore64 and was exchanging messages with other kids across the globe (in 1984).
When I was out and about on hill tops mainly with my rather cumbersome walkie talkie talking to random strangers in North America I was considered a nutter.
Now that literally everyone on the planet is doing the same it seems the whole world is nuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wefax and sstv on the old 486 hooked upto an AOR3000, while police fire ambulance where on a AOR1500
good times indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol at the bit about cars

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 10 Feb 2018, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post just an old tune out of the sky
Bach to the future, as it were
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post massive softspot for this
hated it at the time. Because all my Grade VI and VII classical trained girlfriends loved it. But I had three chords and the truth.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post your girlfriends were classically trained? Mine were just keen amateurs.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always hated Sky because of the massively dull drums and bass
Classical music with a straight backbeat, fuck no
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post True. It's drums and bass for people who are not used to listening to music with such loud modern instruments.
But I like this somewhat playful album which didn't involve classical coverage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's much less offensive
I remember all the classical fiends at school thinking they were so 'Rock n Roll' for having a Sky album. The music teacher once played some to be 'down with the kids' god it was bland pap

Oops, I might be ranting...
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even their early albums contained quite a lot of excellent original stuff, which is not classical music to a backbeat
eg
Sky 1
Sky 2
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 warps to uranus
This tune was used as the backing track to the arcade game 'Gyruss', I spent most of my childhood feeding coins into that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRXuW1hryw
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post spent a long time playing that on a ferry once, great game

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Apols for b*zzfeed link
but this strikes a chord
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this from an accuracy standpoint,
but I dislike it because it's depressing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone should probably just stop reading or writing anything, it's the only way to be safe

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
media studies required reading, including the comments
 (ozof, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
Mark Twain
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that was said by Donald Trump's dad.
everyone knows that except MSM
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post mechanically separated meat?
that's no way to refer to the democratically elected leader of the free world
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmm.
mechanically separated meat.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post best not to think about it
let's have a military parade instead and show off our big missiles
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmm
big missiles
with bacon?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
was thinking more synchronised marching and maybe some bunting, but whatever floats your boat man
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only in favour of military parades
if they're conducted under the watchful gaze of a 40 foot high image of an angry demagogue. That's proper classy that is.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that'd be a real feather in his cap
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Cathcart
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post But a black eye with General Dreedle

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly sod
Amazing how quickly he adapted though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Driving theory and hazard perception test app
If anyone's thinking of taking the DVSA theory test in the UK I can thoroughly recommend this app - it's got tests for the Highway Code and also the video hazard perception tests. I've just used it for the bike theory test and I wouldn't have passed without it - there's a distinction between potential hazards and developing hazards that makes all the difference. If you want the bike version search for "42HPT bike".
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucked if I know why but I'm going to like this.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post As someone in their 30s who can't drive
I'm going to bookmark this and then never actually get round to doing anything about it.
 (sithemong, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should give it a go
I found the challenge of getting a high enough score to pass quite enjoyable and it kept me occupied for quite a while - I've spent four quid on far worse, and at the end of it you'll be ready for the theory test!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The annoying thing
is that you lose points for spotting the hazard too early. Necessary to stop people from just hammering the screen I suppose but still a bit of a sod.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a link post 2020 Olympics please

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This kind of misogynistic sexualisation of women is typical of you, and I'm hardly surprised by the undertones of bestiality.
People like you are ruining this site, you make me sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post But I *am* a pig.
The real offense here is forcing my innocent brethren into a shaming and cruel charade.
Signed
Napoleon.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the only one not enjoying it and having fun is the pig.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must be joking
Or someone in desperate need of a hug/fuck.
(I love this post and it's this kind of interesting and quirky stuff that has kept me a member since b3ta started)
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 3:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's 10 male pig wranglers out of a job.
Thanks, feminism.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a certain technique for this
You have to grab their backs while trapping them between your legs until they stop struggling.

No idea how to catch the pig though
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post edge lord

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yukyukyuk
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Timmy Mallett explains Apartheid
Nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish someone would separate him and those glasses.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite sweet really

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought so, too

(ozof, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has Timmy Mallet
been arrested for historic sex crimes?

Or was he on ITV?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, he was on ITV
 (Sherbs, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Snake Pass I made this!
Really enjoyed this one, even though I thought I wouldn't. Reminded me of a classic 90s platformer.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Will I trust your recommendation about the thing that you like? I made this!

(definitelynotdan definitely not, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only there was a board where you could place images

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be sheer madness

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Nike London ad

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hate Nike; love that ad
Nah then, what's it all abaht, eh?
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake: no stabbings.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was surprisingly good!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit
Needs more acid attacks, scooter muggings and eastern European pickpockets.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is ace.
I'm out in London tonight hoping it's not in a stabby mood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post slips chib in sock

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post slips chip up cock

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Burgles empty Surrey mansion.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucks wife while you're inside

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure one of them, at least, would notice.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post his wives?
or between his wife and himself? Am confused - is there a search term for this?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either him or his wife would notice you fucking her while he was inside her.
(add your own punctuation)
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I know what the big wooshing noise was.
looks up
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made in Estonia

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
So where do I buy one of these Londons then?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Carving a crow skull from paint
From the same guy that did that pencil inception thangy. Never heard of Fordite, but I like watching maker stuff. Maybe you like to watch maker stuff too. Maybe we could watch maker stuff togather. Gaz me ur asl
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That man is a pretentious bell-end of a man-child.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez, get a room

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had no sound
and only skipped through it, and he seemed like a mega-prick.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post 93/yes/yourfrontgarden

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a link post How i put my leg on, an imgur post about how i put my leg on NSFW
I decided to do an imgur post on about it complete with lots of pictures.It is a long storey and has some intresting pics.

any questions feel free to ask me or pm if you want privacy to fap while typing.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to know why you haven't customised the leg yet?
You need to get all Xzibit up in that mutha fucka.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post the pics were done last september or october
i did try to make some red led throbing lights, like knightriders car type of effect, but made a right cock up that shorted out the battery and led to an intresting few moments with smoke. So since then i have been told in no uncertain words from Mrs FBK that i must behave and stop doing stupid things that could set my leg on fire.

Spoilsport
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I made a hat that did a Knightrider thing round the brim a couple of years back. Did it all with a light strip that plugged into the USB port of a Raspberry Pi running off a phone battery bank so there was no sparking. I might still have a parts list and the files to do it around here somewhere.

You know, in case you ever want an argument with the missus that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You at least need to put a Rosa Klebb knife in the foot.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get a new foot next Thursday
That gives me lateral movement as well as front to back
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post make it into a barbosa rum leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBR-AHdK3Kk
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post that works for me !

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how your foot is flip flop ready for summer.

(sithemong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post i need to work on my toe nails though

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a link post I feel like this most days - how did I get so old? NSFW
NSFW for swears
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he gets to 100.
Does Donald Trump send a telegram or anything? In the UK the Queen sends a telegram to people on their 100th birthday
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He would send them a tasteful fridge magnet
from the White House gift shop
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
AIR FORCE ONE PRESIDENTIAL GUEST MA-1 FLIGHT BOMBER JACKET, BLACK-
SIZES XXSM TO 7XL

We only do XXL where I live
 (Front Office, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha - heavily discounted tat
guess they aren't selling that well

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a telegram anymore, she sends a birthday card instead.
You also get one from the DWP as an acknowledgment you've had more than your fair share of pension money now. My Gran got one from big Liz and Iain Duncan Smith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is some proper swearing, good for him

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Stuckie the Mummified Dog
'Stuckie was discovered in 1980 on a lumber truck after a chestnut oak had been cut into logs'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who hasn't come unstuck in pursuit of a coon?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you even get a warning for out-and-out racism on here these days?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ someone didn't read the article. But that's not a reason not get sanctimonious.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did read the article, you're a racist cunt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh diddums snowflake. Does the American vernacular diminutive form of the word raccoon offend you? Go and have a boo hoo in your safe space.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop the clock

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post instead of censoring the names of oddball users, why cant b3ta censor the lexicon of dimwitted and unimaginative racists?
Make them work a bit harder
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do give it a rest, you tedious, prudish bore.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don’t you give it a rest.
You pretty much single handedly make this place a very fucking unpleasant place to be. You offer absolutely nothing, your “edgy” attitude is so fucking cliched that it took me a while to be sure you weren’t a parody of one of those types, and despite your certainty that you are right you tend to shut the fuck up as soon as someone with an iota of knowledge puts you right on something.
You’re a fucking arsehole, and your pathetic “LOL how can it be racist I was just using an abbreviation and the very thought that I was doing a racist never crossed my mind” is so obviously bullshit that I wonder why you even bothered with not owning the fact that you’re a racist cunt.
The sooner you get bored of this place the better.
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem upset. Verbose and upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh J. Alf
This is going to be like Porridge Wog Night, when loads of white people worked themselves up into a frenzy and never came back.

Mysteriously, the place was 100% less anti-semitic after that.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's true,
Most of the genuinely funny, interesting and intelligent people fucked off once you started mashing your keyboard on here.
You're not the only one, but the most noticeable one that's helped turn this place to shit.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diversity of worldviews
Is what makes this place interesting. Fuck knows, there are lots of echo-chambers.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pbfcomics.com/comics/the-offenders/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no issue with people's differences of opinions
But the same 2 or 3 cunts, turning any post into the same fucking shite, day after day, with nothing new to add from the previous stack of pointless toss they wrote about, libtard this, racist that, all fucking bollocks on what was once, a good page for interesting links. Even just coming here solely to see the links you have to wade through post after post of class A arse wipe.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 2:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta, my part in its downfall.
Apart from the fact you flatter me, your nostalgia isn't what it used to be shtick couldn't be more hackneyed and trite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you're still a cunt

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 2:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just sore because I called you out for those endless links you used to post to some crap Simpsons game.
Says a lot about you that you thought they were 'genuinely funny, interesting and intelligent' contributions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were requests you bell-end
And you 'calling me out' on links posted 4 years ago is the best you can come up with? As if I gave the slightest shit what your opinion was of those?
Someone posting links you dont like or enjoy is not the same as turning every comment thread into the load of bollocks you end up doing.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your angry response undermines your claim not to give the slightest shit.
Your outlandish and demonstrably untrue claim I sabotage every thread I participate in, and that I take part in every thread, betrays a rather unhinged and delusional mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm nowhere near angry, to be angry you need to care about something or someone.
Your follow up points are also bullshit, as it's clear that you fuck up every thread you start your pointless bollocks in.
Not every thread, and not every thread you comment in.
Every thread you try and be amusing/controversial/intelligent descends into line after line of utter tripe.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Pointless bollocks" is certainly nothing you could ever be accused of, Mr Serene.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post the great tragedy in all this is that you - one of the most obviously flawed individuals on here - should feel superior to anyone, let alone whole ethnic groups

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superiority complex? Textbook projection Benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're well off the mark here
The dawg was chasing a 'coon. It's not racist. It's about dogs and raccoons. Did you never see the Dukes of Hazard or Smokey and the bandit.
This thread is great example of professional offense taking.
You disagree with frocks on stuff, he annoys you - get the fuck over it or put him on ignore so the rest of us don't have watch these unedifying squabble fests.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
professional offence taking troll breastfeeding
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post arent you the bloke who sends me gazzes when he's upset?
Perhaps just pop me on ignore next time or get over it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm so sorry
do you get triggered by people communicating directly with you?
I hadn't realised that was a faux pas. I promise never to say anything directly to you again. I should have guessed by the way you refuse to engage in anything that isn't intended for an audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great, thanks
At least there's something positive that's come from this thread
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't talk like that to me in a pub carpark at closing time
Don't do it here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you should confine yourself to the pub if you think you'd get more respect there
I'm sure Pru would be up for a couple of ales if you need some company
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get you a Coke and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps and you can wait in the car like the child that you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post fascinating glimpse into your childhood there, thanks Pru

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you'd like to confine yourself to actual debate
rather than mere vulgar abuse. You're not very good at it.
This is becoming a wrestling a pig in shit session. You like it, and neither of us is impressing anyone else.
Have a good evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post mate you just asked me outside, on the internet

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. No I didn't
I reminded you to try and engage with ideas.
But woosh - as always.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only racist if you didn't get the joke.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post So where was the joke?
Apart from a juvenile, sniggering-behind-the-hand, "I can use a racist slur and pretend I didn't"?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a sophisticated joke.
It's a simple play on words.

Go and look up a few different dictionary definitions of the word racism, and see if you can actually get this to fit. Without serious semantic chicanery I don't believe you'll be able to.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The joke, quite obviously is
“Ha ha, I can use this story as a way of saying something racist without being racist”. Without the intent for the line to be read as racist, there is no joke at all, just an abbreviation. Now, hopefully, you’re not going to argue that Prufrock was literally just referring to the likelihood of dogs chasing raccoons and getting into trouble having multiple precedents, are you? No. Good. So we’re agreed that he was being an edge lord racist twat, like he does on here all the fucking time.
(Oh well done by the way Prufrock, you correctly identified tone in my post. Yes, i was attempting to convey annoyance. You successfully identified that. Have a biscuit)
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also pointed out you're a windbag. Do I get a biscuit for that?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure it's "edgy" or whatever.
But it really isn't racist, by any dictionary definition of racism. You can call it racially insensitive if you like, but you can only call it racist if you don't mind being linguistically inaccurate.

Also, just because you don't find it particularly funny, or you believe that the basis of it is weak, doesn't mean you get to dictate that it isn't a joke.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you really go to Oxford?
christ
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
It was well lol, and occasionally totally rofl.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh am I too late for this party?
Only I missed your outrage when people here have used terms like "porridge wog", lacist or the nazi car crash that is Stuj.

You wouldn't be jumping on this because of your political differences are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, they're genuinely so offended
that they have to engage in a ludicrous series of 'look how un-racist I am' posts.
BTW, anything they do or say is cool because they are lovely wonderful people whereas if you disagree you are Tory scum and anything is justified.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real victim of this thread is Stuckie the Mummified Dog. So disrespectful.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends
what race is the dog? Asking for Benny.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're only making it worse.
The ghost of Stuckie will come back and bite us on the arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and Team Brexit is complete
Well done lads
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although I'm a socially liberal remainer.
Otherwise, top rate, no one else's comments are worth reading. Because etc etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah you're one of us now. Benny says so.
We meet every alternative Thursday for a pint and bag of British pork scratching if your interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post can I wear a Union Jack waistcoat?
And am I allowed to talk loudly about shar-hira lore takin' ova the country?
'cos the lying MSM is trying to cover it up, but it's true.
I wonder if those London Bridge terrorists got their roids from the same bloke I get mine?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on... precisely who is Team Brexit?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post LIke pork scrathicngs?
Find Benny sanctimonious and boring?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post boring?
that's not what you said in those needy gazzes you sent me
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you edging up to wanker-lite doxxing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking dick you are Benito
Gazzes are gazzes, you monumental shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Racism fine, referring indirectly to content of unsolicited messages, NO!
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want me to post them?
Needy? Or trying to actually engage. I'll let others judge
What was your actual point? Is it wrong to msg someone? Please explain.
Please cite an example of racism or withdraw your comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post My point is no-one should have to put up with any shite from racists or their apologists

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh, everyone!
Benito has something important to say!
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any chance
that you'd care to supply your definition of racism?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post What fucking racism?
And how does it outweigh your betrayal of the most basic rules of this community?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The most basic rules of this community like:
Don't be racist, or you'll get banned
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Again, Benito, what fucking racism? Or have you just been a massive dick?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a community leader?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post So why have none of the people you are fulminating against been banned?
Because they aren't racist.
You have deliberately misunderstood a joke and tried to create a controversy - which only you and one other loser even pretend to believe in.
When challenged you go all nudge nudge because I have attempted to engage you in one-to-one conversation.
It's piss poor Benny. Go to bed and apologise in the morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll gaz you love

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then we'll laugh.
or possibly not.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a link post INAUGURAL 2018 CRYPTIC FILTH-FEST I made this!
PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC #11
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CLOSING DATE for this one is 24 Feb.

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Best of luck with #11!
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I got horribly stuck on your big hard one. I’m itching to give this a good going-over.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Noel Edmonds blog is David Icke level bonkers.
He suing Lloyds Bank, but I'm not quite sure if this website will help his case. The "Hi, Dobby" page is slightly terrifying.
 (Grundie, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth pointing out that the radio station has an amazing play list, all about Lloyds.
It is currently playing For The Love of Money by The O'Jays.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace song that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is really quite something.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
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 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Was that link done with the geocitiesizer or did he really make it like that?

Needs more gifs or something, whatevs
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bouncing back

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would pay good money to watch Blobby track all these bankers down and rugby tackle them

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cursory glance...what's Noel got against lesbians, bisexuals and gays? Edit -
Read that, might be bonkers but has a point. Amazes me HSBC has the front to put Richard Ayoade on TV with his "global cooperation" drinking Columbian coffee...because that isn't the only shit HSBC help to shift from Columbia is it. Down with the lot of um I say.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post As anti-capitalist figureheads go, I think we can do better than Noel Edmonds

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a Tony Blackburn man then?

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Colombia
not Columbia
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post God dam it!
Explains why all my orders for coffee, coke and harvested organs are going missing.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about fruit, cut flowers and lingerie
rather than the usual stereotypical export choices.
edit - coffee is fine
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s no Timecube

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
its a bloody good effort though. Just a few tweaks and im sure he can reach Gene Ray level 5 status
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post When did it start
that web pages got thinner and thinner with less and less information on the to the point that now, the entire words on the width of a web page are "LLOYDS BANK is a fundamentally"?

I have noticed this is a common thing, you just cannot get a decent amount of text on the width of a page, everything is written in the same ratio as a portrait video on a mobile.

I know phones now look at web pages but that is why we have mobile web pages...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
even I can't be bothered to read that.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post He used to just pick up a phone to talk to bankers.
Now he just leaves stuff on the internet?

Deal Or No Deal must take hours to watch these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another foretelling by Brass eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't that The Day Today? Watermelon it, I'm getting old and can't remember.
Actually, you're right - TDT was BBC2 and BE was C4, as shown in the watermark.

I wonder, does he still believe in made-up drugs.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:37, , Reply)

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