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This is a link post Impressive

(Front Office, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8QrOAghZ0&t=47s
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8Q5ZoJELQ&t=3s
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post He very nearly
ripped the sheet off the springs, if you look to the left a few came off. He was lucky not to just hit the ground on his arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am so cool
My underpants are soaking wet but I am so cool
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had a bit of a moment have you?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh did I post my thoughts again

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bath salts?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks, I'm full.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I just sprinkle them sparingly onto foods.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post in fact,
a good soak in a hot bath with some Epsom salts would probably do the world of good to those bruises and grazes after all that murdering and falling out of windows. He'd be right as rain in no time. Apart from the prison sentence
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ian Haslam's on-the-scene report
adds nothing whatsoever to the main article
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tremendous work all round.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you would like it you transphobic bastard.
I think she looks great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frighteningly similar to how I imagine the queen would look if she entered a burning contest.

(sithemong, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post 'She thought the weird sensation was a stray eyelash.
It was eye worms.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post When did the Washington Post start with the clickbait headlines?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The moral of this tale
is do not rub your eyes on cattle, or put your eyes too close to something that has been very intimate with cattle.

*sigh*

Alright, I am suggesting a guy shagged a cow then she gave him a blow job before he washed his cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Democracy Dies in Darkness
What a ridiculous strapline that is
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Titanic theme (and other tunes) played on swannee whistle.
Heroic effort.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post loved it when he very nearly lost it

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a link post What day is it today?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Was just about to post this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Rabies

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh-woof!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits pancake badge*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post What day is it again?
I didn't quite catch it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fettisdagen.
We must all feast upon semlor for they are yummy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then you get
fettisTribs.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best kids' show ever

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that because you've kissed Maid Marian?
And Terry Nutkins didn't put out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post P-p-p-pick up a p-p-pancake!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post YEEEEEESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Boston Dynamics latest
They might not have the greatest conversational skills but they're getting good at opening doors.
(horrid, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 8:44, , Reply)
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Problem-solving intelligence. Next they'll be chasing you around a kitchen...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post boot it up the arse

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Steel toe caps required
 (Sherbs, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've seen Black Mirror?

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are letting themselves out
so they can shit in the neighbour's flower borders before coming back in and scratching the furniture. Autonomously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought we're going to have automatic doors in the future.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah it held the door open for the other one!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaah
you're saying the thing that it did
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice manners but the one robodog didn't say thanks
 (Sherbs, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The way they move gives me the fear

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Big Cat Karma
Poacher gets eaten by lions.
 (gijoel, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Take over the world? They can't even hold a conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Infinitely more entertaining than Family Guy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying a blind man doesn't have one hundred eyes?!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a link post GC???

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger
pressed 'enter' too early.. - Thought I'd get a GC warning...
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Skye at 0:51?
Whatcha reckon?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Iceland

(meepmeep is, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know.
Due to some strange bug in Firefox the video that appears under your link is the obscene treatment of a rabbit posted earlier.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That was cool
Had no idea it would be an Audi advert though
 (Sherbs, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked that
New places to me. That ?mongalian? monument with the status on the hills was great.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a link post I've deleted my earlier thread
as it seems the potential for causing trouble is bigger than I anticipated! If anyone wants a part of trump baiting fun, gaz me.

I've dropped you a kitten cam link above to make up for it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:08, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The funniest thing is his name is a verb meaning "to fart"
and he then goes around proudly putting it on every bit of tasteless gaudy bollocks imaginable.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 23:18, , Reply)
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the potential for causing trouble is bigger than I anticipated I've now got Russians trying to break into my computer
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have they tried turning itonanov?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post the win!

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What trouble happened?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure but I think it's safe to assume that's not t0ria anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Couple who quit jobs and sold belongings to sail round the world lose everything
"A couple who sold all of their possessions so they could sail around the world have been left with nothing after their boat sank just two days into their journey."

He's a timeshare salesman, so not a lot of sympathy.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't get any insurance?
It's like they've never heard of The Merchant of Venice.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Direct Line Insurance, how may I help you?"
"Hi, I'm sailing around the world and want some insurance."

"OK, well good luck with that."

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you don't call up a consumer retail insurance company.
There are companies that specialise in insuring boats.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Admiral, then

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Very witty.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post what
People still buy timeshare?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post At 26, apart from some books, vinyl and CDs, I owned fuck all.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Not even sure I had a car at that point.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Books? Music? Possible cars? Luxury!
At 26 I had a copy of Razzle and a pot noodle to call my own.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Razzle?
all I had was a copy of Mayfair that we found in a ditch - pages stuck together as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post We used to dream about a jitlered Mayfair
All we had was the Songs of Praise Annual 1982 with everyone but OAPs and Harry Secombe blacked out wi' marker pen by our mam. If we couldn't rub one out in 3 minutes our dad used to hit us wit' hammer. And we were right thankful I tell thee.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep this and that...
Seriously, one goodle Wouldn't be at all surprised if it turns out to be a social media funding wheeze.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the Dawson's Creek box set

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not only a timeshare salesman,
but someone who thought a pug was a good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Skating On Thin Ice, Nope no nooo nope Why??

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2011 was the last time i stood on natural ice.
Makes me nostalgic. Obviously that was safe, thick ice, what is with these crazy vikings?!
 (bovine intervention, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hell no..Looks fun though
 (Sherbs, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, the thin ice of modern life.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post LOLymPICS

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. 5 is irrepressible!
Oh, great, turns out the pictures move position with further submissions.


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post BWAHHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Image challenge?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Ok Benny & Dinny which one of you was this?
Some pro euro group is going round writing threatening letters.

Not the smartest operators though.

Printed the letter (leaves steganography dots) and hand written the address so handwriting can be matched. And if they licked the envelope to seal it you've got dna.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only laser printers that employ steganography, and even then only if they are capable of printing in colour.
If this was printed on an Inkjet, which is more than likely considering the frankly amateur appearance of the letter/handwritten address, then they won't get fuck all from the printout.

There's always the possibility that the individual is in a database already, but my guess is that it's some irksome edgelord Corbynite who's watched one-too-many episodes of Mr. Robot and fancies him/herself as a bit of a revolutionary despite their closest brush with the law being a cheeky selfie with a Constable at Glastonbury a couple of years ago.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post So inkjet are safe?
*Takes notes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or second-hand laser printer from a car boot sale

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting...
And then what did you do?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Registered it
to `Cerebus C/O B3TA`
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems legit

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm going false flag or any excuse mental on this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well false flag has been the hardliner remainer opinion.
But i'm going for mentally unhinged bod or bods that really think the sky is falling because of the scaremongering over brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like just the thing
to do if you wanted to bring the other side into disrepute.

After all, so far remain has relied on facts, and a rational argument that we would all be better off in the EU.

Leave have been in disarray not knowing what to do.

It seems rather out of character to start this sort of shit now. Also, just at the wrong moment too. Leave are on the back foot and desperate.

So counterproductive for remain that it would actually be a good idea for leave to do it.

In absence of any actual facts, I regard that as the most likely scenario.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Gaping like a basking shark
Definitely one for the Profanisaurus
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, I just read that and missed such nuggets as
"I got a lot of wind in my run, so that was bad, too"

I blame it on the Monday blues
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a link post The Floppotron: Down Under
Something something floppy.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That thing is getting bigger and bigger
Lovely vibrato, and the scanner makes an impressive flute (or whatever wind instrument it was)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans
dies aged 40

Edit: In other farmyard news, a cow gave birth to a turtle
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tonight I dine on...Turtle and Oxtail soup?!

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 12 Feb 2018, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two quality news sources in one link
I'll take the goose story but I'm not having cow giving birth to a turtle
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:10, , Reply)

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