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This is a link post Smiths Friday? Okay, here's a Smith, Robert...
It's see-through penis. And it's even Friday like the song. And I don't even like The fucking Cure. I am on fire tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was singing along to this
as I nosed-to-tailed it round the M25 on my way back from Basingstoke the other day #livingthedream
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Basingstoke - gateway to the English Rivieira
The M25 - Gateway to Hell
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonder science city of the south

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jump around
Jump up and get down.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Where the fuck is DogBomb? It's Friday
Meanwhile here's a classic
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine he isn't quite drunk enough yet?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogbomb will be buggerd when the minimum price per unit kicks in

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm stockpiling
I'm telling everyone it's my cold war bunker, but it's basically an underground OddBins.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I miss you
My life has no direction, without your Friday rants
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you drunk already?
That's Chainsaw, not Dogbomb!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know, but it's still Big Nonce
Where is he?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Have I got this right?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Smiths Friday

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Carslile. Smiths Friday
Hang the DJ

Top of the indie charts for 2 years
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop trying to make Smiths Friday happen, Gretchen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubd-spHN-0
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh, it's already happening for me,
Got a better idea?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post we haven't had Hawkwind Friday for fucking ages
I'd settle for space rock...
But there's generally enough brexity shenanigans round here without bringing your nasty morrissey into the equation.
As a sop, have this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX0fX47rQMc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, that's nice
I'll support your Hawkwindediocity another Friday
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fook,

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't ready for what happened at 0:39

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^ !1

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, NSFW tag? That was fucking horrific.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Now I need to know if they survived.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm worried there were catastrophic spinal injuries.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^that^

(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, see below; spoiler: they were OK

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post "DEATH-TO-SKIING-HUMANS"

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one
welcome our new ski lift masters
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "No fatalities have been recorded."
"1 with minor and moderate injuries, the Mountain Resorts Development Company of the Ministry of Economy of Georgia has reported. Four of the 11 have already been discharged from hospital."

agenda.ge/news/97480/eng
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post WeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeee..............

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post when ikea make skilifts

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happened here and how did it happen? Also, what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't these things have emergency stop buttons and both ends like escalators?
Edit: At, not and. Fuck you edit button.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Yes, they do.
However, that's not an "emergency stop button" situation.

That's a chairlift that's gone into "rollback"; basically it's stopped when loaded on the "uphill" side, and for some reason the brakes have failed. There's two brakes - one on the input to the gearbox, and one on the bullwheel. Normally the input side brakes are used, and if the lift detects it's rolling back via its cable speed detector, the bullwheel brakes are slammed on on automatically. If that doesn't happen fast enough, i.e. before the lift gets to about 5km/h, or, in real terms, under about half a second, the lift's inertia will win and it will smoke the brakes. At which point you can do fuck all apart from pray not too many people get killed.

There's been at least 3 points of simultaneous failure for this to happen, but none of them involve somebody not "pushing the emergency stop button".

I am an actual chairlift maintenance person, most of the lifts I service ore of that exact type.
 (m.auron, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck you're here or we'd have never known.
From now on I'm only using chairlifts if there are a sufficient number of tubbies on the downhill side.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Smiths Friday
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear. Morrisons might object.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a link post JET2HOLIDAYS Parody, hold my hand I made this!

(BrokenToaster, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this and therefore clicked appropriately.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t understand that advert.
Surely spending your entire holiday being dragged around by your kids would be terrible?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Reading Ad Nauseum in Private ye, they said the idea was nicked from a viral youtube thingy...so I can't imagine the agency gave it much thought other than stealing something popular. No, I don't think they paid either.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Classy house for sale
style - you've either got it or you ain't
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's very in keeping with Detroit...
 (ohidunno, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The obsession continues.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post incredible

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post some murders definitely took place there

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even Liberace would flinch. Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post health and safety alert!
i can imagine poking my eye out on something in there, stumbling around and tripping over a statue or car then falling down the stairs to a slow death smothered in falling ornaments
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole place seems to have borrowed heavily from Graceland so maybe you'd be more likely to die falling off the bog

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post burgers n' amphetamines ah-huh

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact they're selling it complete with all the tat suggests the owners did die somehow
I bet there's a mausoleum in there somewhere
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is right up your street
what words would you say best describe this ?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks just like
the house i built in the Sims.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you play the sims as a serial killer as well?
Walling people in and deleting the ladders when they were in the swimming pool were my favourite.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post didnt we all?
wasnt that the default play style after 30 mins of trying to be a stable life guide.

Look up the reddit stories on this, some are brilliant. The paint goblin is pretty good.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump's secret weekend hideaway

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post American Goth-ique
We believe strongly if one is good, why then should 50 be damned good? And much like a shark which dies if it stops swimming, once you stop buying decorations, a true American ceases to exist.
 (water00boy, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only shown on sunny days?
I must remember that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The kitchen appliances are astounding
They look like they're from the 1950s but brand new.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put your cladding up for Detroit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10pmPiK8pi8
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post The kitchen is amazing.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post would i be considerd a cunt if i put a cat in there to do cat things?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.......
...they had to chase the owners 36 cats out of the property to take the photos
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is there plastic sheeting taped to the carpet in front of the bog?
Is Joe Pesci about to get made in the there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post "ll Capo” (The Chief): a striking look at marble quarrying in the Italian Alps
Stunning

Silicon Phallus. Who cares? Its Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a link post The northern white rhino's imminent extinction
clearly highlighted by this statue.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was a tough read

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least you've moved on from The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No spoilers please

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post But is it art?
More disconcerting is the Borg taking rather a lot of interest in it.


 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post BTW, I totally disagree with the story
I like the installation.

I like random weird statues; I think it makes life much more interesting.

Of course, there's the 'highlighting extinction of Rhino' angle, and I agree with the author that that's laudable.

DKY, there are only *three* northern white rhinoceroses in the entire world? One is male, but too old to have calves.

In 1960 (before humans started seriously fucking them up), there were about 2000.

That makes me incredibly sad.

But the statue brings me joy.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're doing 'lucky pierre' wrong

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for pointing me at this
(Click to enbiggen)

Wiki article, The Adventures of Lucky Pierre
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Annoying Fucking Choir

(Front Office, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:29 noise cancellation headphones fail

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post they really should put that sort of thing to a vote

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They did. 48% voted to sing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1480341
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS WHY ISIS ATTACK US!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be praying for a hijacking.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hijacking reach-around
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post not on a plane for the thalidomide anual holiday

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
that wasn't massively annoying. I almost liked it.
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post au font du temple saint
I hope the link starts the play at 2:03, but the entire duet is the best thing in this Bizet opera. Please give how it is supposed to sound a chance.

https://youtu.be/HfBhrgwIXT4?t=126
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *fond
"Au fond du temple saint" ("At the back of the holy temple")

But eh, What difference does it make? :-) I'm still fond of you...
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sadly, it wasn't a typo. My increasing dementia is fully responsible.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that's your biggest worry, you're lucky
I only corrected it in case someone reading wanted to look up. It's a nice piece.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 17 Mar 2018, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Just for the home page image
It's not just me, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post and a headstone for what is presumably a wedding... nice

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's virtually illegible because of the shit font they've used
Everything about it is terrible. Hope someone pissed in it at the end of the night
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the Harry Potty type face?

(sithemong, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post after bukkake?

(horrid, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ohhhhh it took me a while!
massive cock and balls
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that slows me down too.
...back to the subject though - it's more obvious when you first go to the link, before the fadey-thing.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post In memory of the last great Stephen Hawking
The world has lost a great mind, and possibly an even greater gangster rapper.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
Also, hello mate... not seen you post here for ages!
o/
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post at the risk of this looking like an old-folks b3ta home...
...'ello squire.
 (I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse!

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://youtu.be/eZabqakBJEM?t=27
Nurse!
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Rise and fall of the oligarchs
How Russia's gangster state began.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 2:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Sherry Denness: suicidal sitting on train tracks

With apols for srsns; let's stop people dying

18 year old Sherry Denness had problems (as well all do, eh?). Tried to kill herself. Got help. Is OK.

"When you have ADHD it feels like everything is going 10 million times faster than normal and you don't understand why people around you are so calm."

*Call the Samaritans* on 116 123 or email [email protected]

*24-hour NHS support line* 0800 0234 650
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post tldr

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
I'm not suicidal, so why would I call the Samaritans?
Are you hoping that we'll block up their lines or summat?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post to see if you are the lucky 1 they put on hold?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many 18 year olds post here I wonder

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If any 18 year olds are here
it's to check what their great grandfathers have managed to post on the internet lately.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 6:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
She attempted suicide 9 times in 10 days. She had one job.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
While we're at it, this article wholly blames the already struggling NHS. Yet again the BBC doing the propaganda work of the tory bastards. Just delete this thread and we'll say no more about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't get past the headline "The NHS didn't know what to do with me"
As if the NHS were some kind of sentient, but incompetent being.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Shipman would have known what to do with her.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
OUR struggling NHS.

Criticism of it should be outlawed. It's the only way things will improve.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Mar 2018, 7:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Critics of the NHS should go away and shut up.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but should they attempt suicide?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post what things are you interested in improving?
Mental health services or your personal tax liability
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agree totally.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 16 Mar 2018, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're as mentally ill as this daft bint if you think this is Tory propaganda.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a steady drip campaign that's been going on for years, same as their anti-muslim one.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delusional. If anything this us a blatant attempt to argue for more NHS funding. How can that be anti NHS? Very little anti Muslim rhetoric is needed with three killing sprees in one summer.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If she was serious about topping herself, she wouldn't have needed 9 'attempts'.
She's definitely got the AD bit of ADHD going on. But she's still just an idiotic, melodramatic, angst ridden teenage fuckwit who would probably be doing much better at life if her parents had skelped her a bit more often.
The NHS did fail her in that respect, mind. Seems it's easier to diagnose a brat with ADHD these days than it is to call the parents out on their shitty parenting.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for explaining,
I'm sure you're a qualified mental-health expert, right?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all. But I'd wager that somebody who survives nine suicide attempts is looking for an audience, rather than an escape.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post On a fucking railway path?
Not much of an audience there.

What you probably mean to say is, she was seeking attention.

Well...whether suicidal people are attention-seeking or not doesn't matter much, because they need some fucking attention.

Otherwise, they tend to end up dead.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post From my experience, suicidal folk are about as far-removed from attention seeking as it gets.
This girl would likely have ended up dead not because she was suicidal, but because she was an idiot desperately seeking attention. Make of that what you will, but I take exception to mongoloids shouting wolf with 'failed' suicide attempts when there are genuinely suicidal folk out there in real need of help that are likely getting put off asking for said help out of fear of being put in the same boat as fuckwits like this.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist too, eh?
Get back to your Daily Mail, asshat.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist?
Not exactly
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
...you just linked a page that explains why the term is racist, defamatory, misleading, and unacceptable. Well done.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Discussion?
I wonder if we can avoid trying to score points in a pointless internet argument, and have a real discussion instead? You're clearly not an idiot, not a child, and you're not new here, so let's try?

Putting aside the racism thing - because perhaps you didn't know that the term is unacceptable to most people these days, or perhaps you don't care; perhaps you're mature enough to admit you've learned it is, and can avoid it in future, and perhaps not. Wikipedia has an article about the term "nigger" too, that doesn't make it acceptable.

What concerns me more is the words you say about this young girl, who neither of us knows, but clearly has mental illness challenges - she hears voices, she was sectioned. You call her an "idiotic, melodramatic, angst ridden teenage fuckwit", as well as a "mongoloid shouting wolf".

I hope you accept that mental illness is an illness, like cancer; there is no blame, the person doesn't wish it upon themself. People suffering depression, anorexia, or whatever are not merely 'seeking attention'.

Why do you think it's OK to abuse her in that way? What if she googles her name (perhaps wondering how the BBC story was received), and reads this thread? Would you say those things to her face? Why do you think it's acceptable here?

I posted the link because I sincerely believe that by highlighting mental illness, and our inadequate systems for dealing with it, is a good thing.

You made one very good point - it's terrible that so many valuable resources are wasted dealing with the issues. I'm sure we've both seen TV shows ("What's your emergency") where their services are severely stretched by dealing with a few individuals who make an inordinate number of calls, and I recently read an article, "Five patients made 8303 emergency calls in a year".

Of course, that's disgraceful. But I believe the real problem is, we simply have no adequate systems for dealing with the underlying problems of mental illness.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you are right
Mental illness is not a "cry for help" of course but there is a small percentage of people that fall into that category of mentally ill that do self-harm and/or attempt suicide to get the help they need. I am amazed that someone who has tried nine times has also failed nine times and that tells me that this woman did not want to die but wanted help.

The NHS unfortunately are overwhelmed and managed by people who care more about freeing up beds and balancing the books than care for people who need the help. From the minister through to the management tiers. Then we reach the front line who work under horrendous conditions with bad pay and the conclusion that no-one appreciates them above the junior management level.

What the NHS needs is not money but a complete overhaul but this won't happen because those that would be in the position to do this would lose their own jobs in the process.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet when I propose isensible measures to help the NHS*, people like you get all uppity about it.
sadtimes
* like involuntary euthanasia for autisms and spaccas and mongs and liberals
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a friend who received minimal input for two suicide attempts. Sadly, third time was the charm.
I've personally experienced mental health care and seen behind the scenes as an NHS employee... and in many, many cases it's shockingly inadequate.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a similar experience :-(
A girl od'd, got stomach-pumped, and out of hospital the next day. No surprise that she tried again a few weeks later.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post As
the regular politics shit isn't enough. Also, you can blame "the people" for this for abandoning the Lib Dems who were pushing for more/better mental health provision. They were ahead of the curve in that respect but..."tUiTiOnFeEs!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 16 Mar 2018, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really want a political debate,
I just wish society could deal with mental health better. It's not just this country; whether you call it a 'crisis' or not, it sure as fuck is pandemic.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh please, the only reason the Lib Dems wanted more people in hospitals was so they could placate the ghost of Cyril Smith by providing him with new victims to fiddle.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, your headline is FAKE NEWS.
She wasn't sitting on the train tracks. She was sitting on a pathway near a some train tracks. Train tracks that she couldn't get to becaue of a bloody big fence. So she wasn't really in any danger, was she?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Mar 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post 80's laser gun sounds.
Perfect for Space Force. Pew pew.
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone should put those sounds into a keychain of some sort

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of those keychains, and the gun too.
Even today I knew which sound was coming next; I must have driven my parents mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic work

(mrmenfolk, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 9:50, , Reply)

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