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This is a link post Twice upon a Time 1979
something something brexit negotiations
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents
How do you get 20 drunk Canadians how of a swimming pool?
'Excuse me guys, would you mind getting out of the pool?'
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a link post London Bash I made this!
This bash definitely isn’t happening. Ok? Well, maybe it will. Turn up on the day and see what’s happening yeah? Quizzes, prizes, drunks, shitheads...
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvious grooming is obvious

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
YES!
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post ARTURO
If anyone remembers that beautifully dark and insane Metachaos video from a few years back, this is from the same guy.

Utterly bonkers.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Reminds me of the 'brain zaps' I get.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Max Headroom
has changed from how I remember it
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *collapses*
*Spazzes out*
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You OK Hun?

(, Mon 14 May 2018, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many thanks love this
I certainly remember Metachaos and nearly shat a brick when I saw it. Dark was not the word but stuff of nightmares. The pumping music made it more intense and I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low."
#Me too, actually. What does that say about people like us?
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's bloody fantastic.

(, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Really should have gone with a Peter Pan theme.

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post A simple tune I made this!
for simple tuna
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post 10 hours of beaches
and no uplifting new age (listen to me hold keys down on this pad i just bought) music
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post They also posted 10 hours of jungles without any music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuWr5TCbumI
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skip forward to 6h 43m
for the horse-porn.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're doing the Lord's work here sir, thank you.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or 43m, 1h43m, 2h43m etc etc
am I missing something, or is that just perfect 1hr a loop?
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Dennis Nilsen died

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So sad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1_ZukxEpfs
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/ahGxiSV_LH0
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dennis Nilsen Slaughterphile

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dennis Nilsen Slaughterhouse-twelve

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were you one of those people?

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading the wikipedia page. It's quite frightening how normal his life was.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub
-Go home
-Go to work
-Go home, have a drink while listening to The Who's Tommy.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub, meet a man.
-Go home with man and murder him
-Go to work
-Get a promotion
-Go to the pub
-Go home. Retrieve dead body from under floorboards and wank over it. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Go to work
-Attend trade union conference
-Meet someone at the station on the way home
-Go home and murder them
-Put previous dead body on bonfire/down toilet.
-Talk to new body. Have a wank. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Move house
-Murder someone
-Get drunk and have a wank
-Burn
-Toilet
-Write letter of complaint to the local council about the blocked drains
-Go to work
-Go home. Find two friendly police officers waiting for me.
-etc.

This could almost be me, except I don't drink.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least he had standards.

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a link post 10 More Bullets
You had nothing else to do today, right?
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you already posted this. are you losing your mind?

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
Is the sequel.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nor when you posted it yesterday.
And still on this page... oh, a sequel?
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
A sequel.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate you.

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great!
I got bored of the first one after a couple of goes, but the additions her make the game much more entertaining. Hitting a special wave at just the right time to blow up one of those massive ships is very satisfying.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a Sunday I'll never get back.
Still, leaderboard.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you
I should have been asleep ages ago.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least my Sunday wasn't wasted
7,306 was good enough for the top score of the week.


(, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you. On top of a butt
Again
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't see you on the 'month' or 'ever' leaderboards
ahem, 8th
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *9th
:-)
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh 3rd
not sure why I have an American flag though. Maybe 'cos I'm trigger happy.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, now I'll have to register.
Played this bastard 'till 2am.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it fired alright,
but what were the arrow keys supposed to do? They didn't seem to change anything.
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing, just space/click to fire
I guess the "keyboard" picture just happens to show arrow keys.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Very Legit NSFW
Changes legitimate URLs into legitimate URLs that look dodgy. b3ta came out as 666.verylegit.link/32!788malware.png.exe

Why would you use this? Who is going to click these? NSFW because, you know, sack
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked for sheer perversity.

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
https://ftp.verylegit.link/private-key(3ad-shockwave-flash.jar.docm
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say.
facebook.verylegit.link/server1337__171bitcoinspyware_.html.css.docm
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could turn it into a game of Russian URLette.

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Film starring a mate of mine from school
Take a look, not yet released. I'll be watching it when it's out
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post guessing he's not turning the bar into a cat cafe then

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a link post What Britain does best.
Shed development.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He’s doing sheds wrong
You’re supposed to build a car inside your shed, not out of it.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post knife

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect for carry on luggage!

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know right

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post pasta knife
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNR0guNn70
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Useless if you want to stab someone in a jacuzzi.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jacuzzi™

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What other reason would you need to make a knife?
His craftsmanship was impressive but he loses a few points for the Crocs
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post My feelings on that matter are in the comment section.
=D
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post National security or the Crocs?

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just Japanese house slippers
Ubiquitous
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever makes you think he'd use it for assault?
... the final stab-a-bottle test is industry standard.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's also a test people use for sword cutting ability too.
That rang a few alarm bells for me.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't usually prepare my bottled water by plunging a sharp implement into it!
But it does rather suspiciously capture the effect of bodily fluids escaping a puncture wound. De rigueur for you-tube shank videos it would appear.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a lot of hassle
when you can just go buy one from Wilkos
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of effort but doesn’t seem to be all that much sharper
Handle looks rubbish too.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post HowToBasic is getting a bit technical these days

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Prison shanks are getting a lot more complicated
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped bothering with them once the lamb ones became popular.

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Unexpected horse, bitch!
Old /board joke comes to life. Annoying teenager freaks out gran via horse.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope the teenage has a paper round to pay for all the vets bills.
Them's expensive pets.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her gran will nag her about it.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't blame her. Who'd want to be saddled with it?

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well someone has to pony up for it

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll bridle at the request.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something gift horse in the mouth

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've all been sidetracked by the mane issue

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop horsing around

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know what makes you think we should listen to neighsayers like you.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've really got the bit between your teeth now

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horse!

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^ Winner

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post the horse was named Mr Melvin Andrews
that's better than the actual story
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Pinball machine made entirely out of lego
Takes 'build something awesome out of lego', adds in the complexity of coding three interlinked Mindstorm 'brains' controlling a variety of lights, sensors and motors, and add in the fact that every part - including the steel castor balls and rubber bands - are official lego products, and this is a pretty impressive project.

Link is to the youtube vid, but there's also a detailed article here:
https://www.brothers-brick.com/2018/05/09/working-lego-pinball-machine-built-from-15000-bricks-features-benny-in-all-his-classic-space-glory-exclusive-feature/
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *legos

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Lego bricks.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post *legos brick

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lego's bricks

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Legos' brix
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leggo prix

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Lego bits

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not entirely.
*ahem* the ball?
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ball
https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=99948#T=C
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm,
Educationly.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
entirely
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But is the ball part of the machine?
A gun is still a gun without a bullet in it
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a link post CATHEDRAL CITY

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idea ripped off by expensive ad agency in 5, 4, 3...

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stress, know the symptoms.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Care in the community's working well

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Han Solo is back, and nobody is more excited than Harrison Ford!
"I couldn't give less of a shit if I sewed my arsehole shut"
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post His indifference about the franchise has been endlessly and tediously well documented.
This does rather beg the question why the fuck did he agree to attend a promotional event for the franchise and be interviewed by a castrate about a film he's not even in? Surely he's not so hard up he needs the cash a PA would bring in. The Blade Runner sequel would have been different and probably better if this boring grump had swerved that too.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he just enjoys being paid to be a curmudgeon...
Or to publicly cut through the promotional bullshit and mutual masturbation that he obviously despises.

That said, I thought he looked like he actually gave a shit in Blade Runner 2049. Which was unexpected.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was pretty good. Given the pressure and hype it was a good job. I just feel it's a very long time since Ford peaked. Unlike a fine wine, he does improve with age.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine how David Duchovny will be in 20 years time?

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twenty years older?

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who shall we get to interview the famously irritable Harrison Ford?

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm beginning to think that scene in Blade Runner 2049 where he's shooting at Ryan Gosling wasn't acting at all...
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPLNO4WfFJw
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot how great that film is.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a vaguely indifferent observer/sort of fan of Battlewars Starlactica
But this edit proves context is everything, he wasn't half as bad as this looks. But Fischer and him were/are a tonic in the face of fanboy/fangirl bullshit. I use forward slashes too much.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love me some Star Wars...the originals, the modern stuff... I've even seen every episode of the Clone Wars animated series.
I also love a healthy dose of cynicism to counteract the ridiculous deification of the franchise and its participants.

It's a shallow sci-fi romp, not ruddy Kafka.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holiday Special?

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen it, own it on DVD in best available quality...
It's even worse than its reputation suggests.
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's more polite to Air Traffic Control...
..."I'm the Schmuck...
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post 10 Bullets
You had nothing else to do today, right?
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard.

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come to think of it.
isn't this pretty much China's explicit policy for getting rid of obsolete satellites?
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^ THIS!

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up to 181
Love chain reaction games
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post 305!
I'm not sure how much skill is involved, however!

Even so, a fun waste of far too much time!
(, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Eyes I made this!

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I wish I was still VJing...
I'd rip this off in an instant!
(, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eye like it.

(, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:53, , Reply)

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