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If I Could Shit Out My Cock
if i could shit out my cock
A question philosophers have been debating since greek times.

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 Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you)
flower song (la la la la la, i love you)
Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he.

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Tramp 'o' Claus
tramp 'o' claus
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)

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 Hey Hey 16k
hey hey 16k
Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this.

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B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow!
b-b-b-b-b-b-birmingham... pow!
Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy...

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 I Like Bukkake
i like bukkake
Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake.

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Kill Your Parents
kill your parents
An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.

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 Sleepy Kitten Song
sleepy kitten song
Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want?

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Smoke a fag
smoke a fag
Yay. Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta.

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 Drink
drink
Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta.

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You can't spell
you can't spell
We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos.

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 Video Killed The Radio Star
video killed the radio star
Ah. Buggles + Old animated gifs. Huzzah.

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Beer beer beer
beer beer beer
We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't.

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 Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone
patrick moore plays the xylophone
We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google?

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Let's Fist Again
let's fist again
Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it.

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 Billy Bass Parody
billy bass parody
We hate those fish. We really hate those fish.

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Fatcat or Satan
fatcat or satan
Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made.

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 I Love You (Kitten)
i love you (kitten)
It's a kitten. It sings I love you. Woo.

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The Singing Kitten
the singing kitten
Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens.

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 Spiderman will make you gay
spiderman will make you gay
We love spidey. Yes we do. We love spidey and so do you.

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Blode and the Giant Bee
blode and the giant bee
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.

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 Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams
stephen hawking & davros together in electric dreams
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.

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Ja Da
ja da
David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop.

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