This Week: - Buffy's Swearing Keyboard - Top 10 Swearing Sites - Harold Shipman Image Challenge ------------------------------------------------- ___ ____ __ ___ / _)|_ // /_/ _ | / _ |/_ </ __/ __ | /____/____/\__/_/ |_| B3ta email 18 - 16 NOV 2001 - "We're saving the web" ------------------------------------------------- : BUFFY'S SWEARING KEYBOARD A significant advance in swearing technology. We've been hard at work in B3ta towers - we've been swearing. We decided to build on the work developed by Joel Veitch from rathergood.com - and invite him in to help us build "Buffy's Swearing Keyboard." "It was quite a challenge", says Joel, "to find 26 different swear words for Buffy to say." Go on - turn up your sound. http://www.b3ta.com/buffyswear/ ------------------------------------------------- : TOP FIVE SWEARING SITES As voted by ... us. 5 ... THE SWEENEY SWEAR LIST The Sweeney was a gritty UK police drama that introduced such catch phrases to the English language as "Get your trousers on - you're nicked." Despite it's tough reputation the language in the show was quite tame - a few "bastards" and that's your lot. http://www.thesweeney.com/swearing.htm ----------------------------------------------- Do not say "Elif air ab tizak" to an Arab - it means "A thousand dicks in your ass." ----------------------------------------------- 4 ... SWEARING NORSE WARRIORS ANIMATION Does Joel Veitch's genius for swearing never end? Imagine a Viking trying to buy & kebab and swearing a lot. Hey! You don't have to - because Joel has built it for you. http://b3ta.com/images/b3ta/val_halal.swf ----------------------------------------------- "Arse" was first said on the radio in 1936 - whilst we had to wait until 1965 for "Fuck" on TV. ----------------------------------------------- 3 ... FUCK SHIT CUNT PISS! Horribly offensive insane musical genius. It swears. And it swears a lot. http://foxrocks.com/twisted/123456789fuckshitpiss.... ----------------------------------------------- Oxford English Dictionary dates the word "cunt" to 1230. ----------------------------------------------- 2 ... ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TOURETTE'S http://www.tourettes.co.uk ----------------------------------------------- Leeds students hacked the first talking bus stop. They made it say, "Fuck off and walk you lazy bastards." ----------------------------------------------- 1 ... JOHN'S NOT MAD TRIBUTE PAGE Log is a 27 year old publican from Nottingham. He once watched a TV program on a boy with Tourette's and was compelled to make a site listing every single swear in it. "John's Not Mad was remarkable", he says, "it seemed that everyone in the school had watched QED that night. Even the retards and the bullies watched it, and the next day at school was verbal chaos." "It was a dewy dawn chorus of cuntfuck and slutprick." http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/joeydeacon/johnsnotm... ----------------------------------------------- "Fuck" isn't an acronym for "Fornication Under Consent of the King", it's origin is unknown. ----------------------------------------------- : B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE Results - winner - new challenge. Each week we run a competition to test your creative skills. We find an image, and you make our brain explode by mucking it up. Last week was Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen http://b3ta.com/challenge/llb/ The winner? Dave Palmers' "Christina" http://b3ta.com/images/b3ta/Laurence%20Aguillera-B... This weeks challenge? : Dr. Harold Shipman http://b3ta.com/challenge/haroldshipman/ ------------------------------------------------------- : JOIN IN! We're saving the web - and we need your help. http://b3ta.com/board/ Subscribe: [email protected] Unsubscribe: [email protected]
