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  Mini B3ta Newsletter - 03 Feb 2006
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  Been busy this week on lots of stuff so this
  newsletter will be packed with links and short
  on words.

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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH

  One of the most popular items we run, so thought
  you'd enjoy seeing all the cute images
  together, retrospective stylee.
http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/


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: B3TA 'SICK JOKE' BOOK

  Thought it would be fun to try and make a b3ta
  book with lots of sick jokes and your
  illustrations. 

  There's an over-view of the idea here, and
  links on how to submit your drawings and jokes.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/sickjokebook/

  BTW: You see! We've been bloody busy!

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: RATHERGOOD VALENTINE SONG

  Old Veitch has been singing about his love for
  pants with his missus Jacqui. He's asked us to
  tell you now so maybe you'll consider giving
  your partner pants this valentine.
http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/


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: SITES IN BRIEF

  * Elvis for a day. Hilarious. 
http://www.2littleboys.com/elvis/
  

  * Back To The Future cut as 'brokeback mountain'
    love story. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ


  * What Canadians think 'fruit machine' means.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Machine


  * How to make boose in prison. 
http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm

 
  * Internet revenge gone wrong. Funny, but
    please don't continue this.
http://snipurl.com/revengegonewrong


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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK - CULTS
  Some of the best entries included:

  * Soapy Norris showing how the most terrifying
    thing you can find at a cult meeting is an
    ex-member of Level 42
    
  * Hoogie using a loud hailer to get some mormons
    off his doorstep 
    
  * Sir_spicious pretending to be voice of L. Ron
    Hubbard on an intercom at Scientology's UK HQ
    
  * Doofus listing his top ten best things about
    no longer being a Jehovah's Witness, although
    we reckon eating black pudding should be higher
    up the list than number six.
    
  * Mastic's Jedi obsessed mate, "Obi wan Del Monte"
http://b3ta.com/questions/cults/

  This week, "accidental erotic experiences"
http://b3ta.com/questions/accidentallyerotic/


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: IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - WOMANS WORLD
  Our favourites include:

  * B3TA FOR LADIES - If men weren't allowed on 
    the b3ta messageboard, it would be a different 
    kind of place altogether. With added shoes.
    (pachey)    

  * THE OFFSIDE RULE - A truly valuable contribution 
    to society, as the offside rule is finally 
    explained in terms that everyone can understand, 
    not just boozy football louts.
    (new_matt)

  * THE RED ZONE - Microsoft re-jig the Windows 
    calendar to highlight the more important dates 
    each month.
    (dr_dru)
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/womensworld/


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  Right. Enjoy the links - you'll get a nice
  long newsletter next week. Love Rob & Dave
  and the good-ship B3ta xx.

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