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This Week:
* EASTER - A lovely hymn
* PUNS - About food & movies
* KITTENS - that look like YOU

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B3ta email 628 - 25 Apr 2014

Eat this newsletter with your eye-mouths: 
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue628 

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

  >> Merry Easter hymn! <<
  "An animated hymn to the true meaning of
  Easter..." begins mistermunro. Yeah yeah, we
  know it isn't Easter anymore but we were on
  holiday too! This is lovely, with some nice
  Milliganesque animation.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Merry_Easter


  >> Rainbow <<
  Quick visual gag by the inimitable chipping
  sodbury.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Rainbow:3


  >> Cassetteboy Vs Tony Blair Vs LIES <<
  The editor extraordinaire takes on Tony Blair's
  Iraq speech to Bloomberg. Here's the speech
  that Tony MEANT to give.
http://goo.gl/D5CxjI


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: USVSTH3M
  Stuff from that other website

  * 1000 Seconds - Its a simple game. Just hold
  the button down.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/1000-seconds/

 
  * Which Ridiculous Food Day Is Your Birthday?
http://games.usvsth3m.com/what-ridiculous-food-day-is-your-birthday/


  * The Hobbit Sequel Name Generator
http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-hobbit/


  * Find Your Kitten Lookalike - Six questions,
  and well find your cute, feline double.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/find-your-kitten-lookalike/


  * Click The Panda - Click as many pandas as
  possible in 30 seconds, and learn some
  panda-related facts!
http://games.usvsth3m.com/click-the-panda/


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: SITES IN BRIEF
  Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

  * The Internet Food Database - 250 food movie
  title puns, in the style of the IMDB.
  Extraordinarily groan-worthy.
http://www.restaurantchoice.co.uk/ifdb250/#.U1p8XuZdWYk


  *  Fake text message generator - You can guess
  what this does. Get YOUR hilarious 'genuine'
  autocorrect mishap on the front page of Imgur
  or whatever.
http://www.iphonetextgenerator.com/


  * Netflix Roulette - This site shows you random
  movies from Netflix! Will kill a few hours when
  you can't make a decision. Almost like watching
  terrestrial TV.
http://netflixroulette.net/


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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

  >> Dog tries to do an impression of a race car <<
  Or "dog pays homage to early-2000s nightmare
  novelty character Crazy Frog." Brrr. 
http://b3ta.com/links/Dog_tries_to_do_an_impression_of_a_race_car


  >> SCIENCE!(TM) <<
  Mega-mix of spectacular science-related party
  tricks.
http://b3ta.com/links/SCIENCE_TM


  >> Commando: The Musical <<
  You know what this is, but it's still
  wonderful. But why no Die Hard the musical?
http://b3ta.com/links/Commando_The_Musical:3


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  THANKS:
  This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
  David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by MrOli,
  Paolo Nutini's Bikini and wideeye.
  Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
  Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
  Top tipperary by Just a vagabond.
  
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  TOP TIP:
  Make lions by getting your cat to mate with a pony.

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