Ask David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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Who is that man creeping up behind you?Aaaaah! Made you look!
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Probably asked alreadybut who do you think makes the best Nick Fury, you or Samuel L Jackson? My vote is for The Hoff!
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Dear DavidDo you think that measuring a penis in inches is out dated and too imperial and should we move over to metric? If so how big is your dong in millimetres from base to tip excluding any saggy helmet covering? Thanks
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What is your wierdest ritual David?My wierdest ritual is sitting down in front of the computer on Thursday afternoons waiting for the Question of the Week to complete so I can get the first post in. It's as if the affirmation from of a dozen or so anonymous lardarse deadbeats is all I need to make it through the day sober and somehow makes up for the fact that I have literally pissed half my life away making my kids lives an absolute misery through my own selfish self centred thoughts and actions.
Probably a bit like when you raise your hand in those AA meetings and bleet on about how good your day's been playing panto in Bristol to an audience of 12 old age pensioners who thought they were going to see Micky Rooney.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:09,
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Do you ever wish you were famous for being in good things instead?(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Have you ever been sooooooo sober on a night out that you've driven people home?MENTAL!
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I've just murdered a prostitute and I've got her in the boot of my car...do you have any advice?
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have these questions been asked yet?or was the hoff too drunk to attend?
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If you could be any kind of animal for a day...which member of Girls Aloud would you have sex with?
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David, if you could travel through time, would you answer this question?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:51,
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See that Frankie Boyle sketch of Knight Rider on Tramadol Nights?Did you ever get like that when you were drunk?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 14 Dec 2011, 3:43,
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When was the nickname 'The Hoff' best?Was it when you first used it to hide your identity back in 1974 whilst getting a blow job off a 19yr old Vietnamese prostitute known as Yan Yan?
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Dear Mr HasslhoffAs everyone is aware, you are very popular in Germany. Also popular in German are videos where people shit on one another. Have you ever considered starring in one of these "scheißefilmes, or do you fear becoming too famous with your German fans?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:12,
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David.Why?
Why, David - WHY?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:03,
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