Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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Whatching a program about beluga caviar,my wife expressed surprise it comes from sturgeon. She thought it was whale eggs.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 12:59,
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the whole marketing campain does hint at that though. And some mammals do lay eggs.
Besides, salmon roe is far superior to "caviar".
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Yes, some mammals do lay eggs,but my wife is fully aware of what the monotremes are, and the fact that they are not whales.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 21:29,
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They might think they are though.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Dec 2016, 16:54,
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Not Nicola Sturgeon though. Those are scotch eggs.
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possibly because of the beluga whale(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2016, 16:50,
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