I'm a project manager
all the other project mangers use the phrase "going forward" I hate those guys and hope they all die slowly and painfully.
( Peej, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:53, 7 replies)

All project managers are cunts.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 13:59, closed)

Especially ones that can't be bothered to learn the language

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:23, closed)

He ought to focus on his mindfulness.
Blue sky synergies are passing him by, unharnessed. If he's not careful, a more motivated and engaged operator will shift his paradigm,, right out from under him.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:29, closed)

Right, that is it, banning you.

( Peej, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:37, closed)

Every time anyone says "going forward"
Quietly just interrupt with "from now on", in the manner of David Brent inserting "assistant TO the regional manager".

Don't make a big deal of it, just do it quietly, almost imperceptibly.

If anyone notices, point out that it means exactly the same thing, but with fewer syllables, and has the added bonus of not making you sound like a pretentious idiot.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:54, closed)

One used the phrase 'ducks in a row' the other day.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 20:06, closed)

prior to commencement before starting
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 25 Mar 2016, 16:36, closed)