Expensive. But worth it.
£1 a week pocket money. £2.80 a week paper round. £15 grandparents birthday present (£5 from evil set, £10 from lovely set).

It all adds up.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:14, 1 reply)

bollocks

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:17, closed)

I admit there were quite a few.
But a fair amount of boobies too.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:19, closed)

classic marshmallow

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:24, closed)

i doubt you were even alive in 1987 if you think a porno would cost a tenner to buy let alone rent
i had my 21st birthday in 1987 - champagne was only just over a fiver from the offie and a pint was under a quid in a shit club ... either your memory is crap or this story is bullshit
(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, closed)

Supply and demand my good friend.
A fiver a night was the most he could push for - and he got it.

Most kids at a minor public school in the home counties could stretch to that.

But don't that stop you getting all upset about it, at 47yrs old, on the internet.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:31, closed)

so you were too thick to get it elsewhere?
the story is obvious bs but i think personal stupidity is the best excuse you're going to dig up
(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:35, closed)

Indeed.
I was 'too thick to get it elsewhere' - at 13yrs old, still living with mum & dad in a sleepy Buckinghamshire village.

But again, don't let it spoil your day. If I was nearly 50 and my day consisted of parading round an internet message board with a hilarious comedy account, I guess I would get all upset too about the prices charged by a 13yr old purveyor of pornography, 25 years ago.

Maybe you could look him up? Tell him yourself that he had his pricing structure all wrong.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:43, closed)

You seem a bit cross, Alb.
Why not have a £100 wank and calm down?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:52, closed)

I'm not cross, Monts.
I'm simply responding to claims regarding the veracity of my story, lest I am made out to be someone who is economical with the truth.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:55, closed)

Are you so un-upset that you've been caught liemallowing yet again
that you're going to run away for a few weeks in a not-at-all upset flounce?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:46, closed)

Welcome back!
Now all I need is miserymcboredom to make an appearance. Can't see him on recent qotw's...you finally driven him away?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 17:08, closed)

If only.
He created a new account and put the whole site on ignore.

Then keeps logging in and out to respond to people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 17:11, closed)

What's the account?
So I can place it on a preemptive ignore.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 17:13, closed)

you won't need to. He has the world on ignore
s0ckpuppet is the name
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 18:18, closed)

Jesus...
I'm away for 5 minutes and this happens:

www.b3ta.com/questions/leadballoon/

He won?!

Tempted to flounce again.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:04, closed)

I haven't been anywhere, petal.
You're the one who flounced away after one too many liemallows.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 17:48, closed)

It was a deeply sarcastic welcome back - to me.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 18:21, closed)

I feel quite churlish now. I'm sorry.
Please accept my warm welcome back. Try not to be too upset when people point out your obvious lies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:00, closed)

i'm deffo the one who appears upset here

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:56, closed)

Cheer up grandad.
Any plans for your fiftieth?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:58, closed)

are you even upset about my age?

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:33, closed)

Furious.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:34, closed)

I don't want to take sides Mr right
but in this particular thread I have to agree with you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:59, closed)

Really?
Yet he's so upset he deleted half his post.

Apologies alright - I didn't mean to embarrass you, yet you suddenly deleted the reference to your age, why was that?

Hit a nerve?



It's too small, I know. But this afternoon he was spouting on about celebrating his 21st birthday in 1987, he was awfully upset about it - but a quick edit and they've all gone, making my replies seem nonsensical. But I knew he'd do this - hence the screencap.

No man approaching 50 is that pathetic, are they? (not counting MiseryMcSickPenis of course).
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 0:26, closed)

I don't think anything has been deleted.
McMisery has probably put you on ignore. He's put everybody who gets any attention on ignore. It's the only way he can feel popular.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:37, closed)

Nope.
In my image, alright bangs on about celebrating his 21st birthday in 1987 - then suddenly deletes the reference as he realises that as a fiftysomething man arguing over internet stories, is a tad embarrassing.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:45, closed)

I can still see it

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:55, closed)

I can also still see it.
Then again I'm a forty something man arguing about something on the internet so I wouldn't listen to a word I say.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:59, closed)

He put it back!
Stop messing with my head. Though I have an almighty suspicion that Shambolic / Alright are one and the same...
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:03, closed)

He's apparently either me or Brayndedd or cowfoot.
Except it's pretty obvious who he actually is given that it was never actually a secret.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:13, closed)

It's a bit sad just how much you come across
as someone trapped in "being cool at high-school" mentality you really are.

And if you look carefully (which I'm starting to see is a bit hard for you) none of my posts are in that pic and I didn't join the thread until much lower down.
Idiot.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:29, closed)