The artists who's name sounds a lot like "Prints"
To steal a lyric from a well known song, the title of which might rhyme with "Piss":

'Act your age, not your shoe-size'

You don't see Status Quo getting the arse-ache when someone takes the piss do you?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:47, Reply)

Prince.
Purple Pain, Purple Pain.

Pouts pretentiously percieving people prefer plastic pricks. Prat.

Poor Prince. Pillock, ponce, pecker-headed punk.

Piss-poor poo-pipe pirate, possibly preferring to pot-brown not pot-pink - probable poofter. Prefers puppies penis-paste poured preaxially.

Pretty-boy, plumbers boy, purple-pearled pussy.


People don't have a good word for you.

I do.

Cunt

Cheers .
(Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:45, Reply)

Jeeeeeezus H Macy...
Thanks for the pointer to The Times, DP. I have to hand it to the Purple One, though: for a few minutes there I stopped hating the Murdoch press. So he's achieved something...

Meanwhile, big waves of mental support going out to Rob and all the makers of images that I liked - and all those that I didn't, too.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:32, Reply)

Oh PRINCE?...’Prince’ Prince?


I thought we were talking about ‘Prince’ Naseem Hamed....Or Prince Harry...or some other prince.

(Does this stop me getting sued?)

Oh hang on a minute….they’re ALL cunts!

*keeps digging hole*
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:27, Reply)

Its pathetic
Next he'll be sueing Michael Jackson for calling his kid Prince and because he's a socially inept midget.

Really.. what a legacy to leave the world.

Way to alienate your fan base and anyone who wasn't a fan anyway but was neutral on the whole thing. Douchebaggery at its finest.
(Sammyj, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:26, Reply)

"Smithers, release the hounds!"
"Yes sir Mr Squiggle Sir!"

I feel a bit sorry for the guy. He obviously has issues about this; I mean he's actually got lawyers to close down FAN SITES let alone sites playing a small joke or two about him. Now that is abusing free support.

There's no reason why he can't just simply laugh it off and go back to rolling in his money. The guy has it all and still has serious issues.

EDIT; what, he's a Jehova? LOL!
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:19, 1 reply)

Prince is a cunt, say The Times
timesonline.typepad.com/technology/2007/11/prince-asks-she.html
( disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:15, 1 reply)

The Artist
Formerly known as Prince, then as squiggle, then Prince again - schizophrenia, anyone?

Now known as Dwarf Cunt.
( disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:08, Reply)

Prince...
Piss poor paranoid pretentious penis-obsessed perverted prick-munching pillock...
( disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:08, Reply)

Prince! Is! Probably! Under-endowed!
Prince is occasionally described, by Disasteprone, as being a shortarse, purple obsessed, self indulgent, whiny, paranoid, pretentious cunt who lives inside his own anus. Suggest reasons why this is false.

Hey, no-one said it'd be an easy question to answer...

I would encourage all b3tans to spread the images as far and wide as possible via email... I'm at johnnyball@hotmail.co.uk and will happily enjoy and send them about the place.
( disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:06, 1 reply)

Legless has asked me...
...to come up with the longest 'P-related' Prince rant I can think of…

I love a challenge…

So if you’ve got a minute…

He’s a pint-sized, ploppy-panted pleb… a piss-flap-puckering, pecker-polishing, pork-pounding, pig-penis-pinching, paranoid, pretentious (thanks DP) podgy peado pot of pickled purple puke....who is past it.

Oh....and a cunt (doesn't start with 'P', but correct nonetheless)

How’s that? :p
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:00, 2 replies)

QOTW Suggestion
How about Abusing prince or why i think prince is
a nob licking turd.?
(Raff the indelible, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:50, 1 reply)

Prince Charming….Prince Charming….
RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF…

Unless you throw your teddy (which is probably bigger than you) out of your pram at a little light-hearted pisstaking.

This (hopefully) will result in a peaceful, en masse protest of such actions.

Oi, Purple cunt…This is a PUBLIC FORUM, you shagsack of putrified dog’s pizzle

To be honest, I couldn’t believe it when I saw the Homepage. I wanted to fire straight in with insults, but then thought it might be a wind-up by Rob and I would end up looking like a bigger twat than I did when I did a ‘Bee’ related pun-post.

And that was piss-poor.

Now it looks like this is the real thing….the total, TOTAL fuck-knuckle has threatened to shut B3ta down – bringing in his high priced-lawyers to suffocate our harmless little exercise of FREE SPEECH. Ever heard of that? You purple-paisley pasted poo-pipe pirate.

So MUCH FOR DEMOCRACY EH?

Don’t shit on our doorstep cumsponge.

Oooooh did I hurt your feelings? Fucking Diddums…

SUE ME!


(Oh….and in keeping with the QOTW – this rant is totally free of charge)
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:42, 3 replies)

Here's A Freebie
How about changing your name on B3ta in support of Rob over Prince getting shitty? Preface your name with Prince.

Let's see the fucking Purple Pain sue all of us....

Cheers

P.S. This just nicked from /Talk

Q: Why did Prince cross the road?

A: 'Cos he's a cunt

.
(Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:49, 6 replies)

Not me, but a lot of people I know
used this free picture of an Artist Formally known a Pr*nce in a photoshop challenge with hilarious and inventive results. Took it so far they we're almost sued.

True story.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:47, 4 replies)

BainsSurrey's
Or something similar. This post involves drink. As do most of my freebie stories - maybe i should check into AA. Ho hum.

I like my freebies, and i'd forgotten about this one. There is a well-known website that members list the best deals they've managed to lay their mitts on for others to abuse.

Now, that supermarket chain that's third to the other 2 ran a promotional vouchery thing last year some time allowing folk to get x amount of pounds off of their order of food. Specifically beer and wine. That was the deal.

All de rigeur.

Except they forgot to tell the website folks exactly how the deal worked. Cue the ability to stack vouchers on the website.

Oops.

So, for the princely sum of £10 i managed to secure the following:

2 x big bottles of Moet & Chandon
1 x Blackwoods Vodka [check the price, people!]
1 x 21yo Glenfiddich Havana Reserve [whoop]
1 x big crate of Guinness

Anyways, the deal was rescinded not long after that. The folks realised the screwup.

But i got that delivered to my door. For £10. Now that was a freebie-and-a-half.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:20, 3 replies)

Once
when I worked at a petrol station, the owner of the station (it was a franchise by the way) got given 8 cases of wagon wheels for free and distributed them to the staff.

Really, this freebie wasn't abused, as it's purpose was to be eaten. However, eating 96 wagon wheels over the course of one bank holiday weekend is to abuse ones body.

So in a sense I was abused by a freebie. Or at the very least I abused myself with a freebie. Eitherway, there were freebies and there was abuse.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:12, 1 reply)

Engravings...
If, like me, you have the misfortune to attend a lot of medical conferences you'll know that one of the latest gimmicks to be given out by the Tethered Goats (hot blonde sales reps with nice cleavage, long legs and unthreatening intellect) is the laser-engraved pen.

Just queue up here and write your name on this form and come back shortly and we'll engrave your name on a branded pen...with a laser. Yes - a real, live laser!!

It's a lot more fun to wait until they're really busy and then submit all sort of puerile variations on the 'cuntflaps' theme. And then watch the monitor that tells you when your pen is ready.....

Nowadays they leave out the monitor and just tell you to come back in 20 minutes, but it was fun whilst it lasted.

Incidentally: best ever booth freebie - promotional breast implants. All the boys on my team got one for Christmas that year.
(Thomas_The_Spankengine, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:43, 1 reply)

FREE CAR RADIO
OK so maybe this isnt suited for this question but it is nevertheless a freebie. As oppossed to stolen. WHich it definatlely was not.

So I go into Halfords in seaerch of a car radio. I pick a pretty decent one with an ipod connecter. ACE, i think to myself as i point out said radio to a spotty, gormless Halfords employee.

Apparently itd take him 2 hours to fit so id have to book it in for the following morning. So I do that. And bring it back the following morning.

I leave it with them and a couple of hours later I return to find it ready, with nice new radio installed. They hand me my keys, I say thankyou, they walk back into Halfords and I drive away with a FREE radio.

ACE.
(BeardyMat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:14, Reply)