Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
(
lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
« Go Back
A scum-sucking journalist writesI would like to point out HERE AND NOW that I have never abused my free National Press Pass to get into places for nothing with the bare-faced lie "I'll write you a glowing review when I get back to the office, honest".
Nor have I ever waved it in the face of a bored traffic cop to drive my car down the A31 near Poole which had been closed off while they scraped up a particularly nasty accident so I could get home 30 minutes earlier.
That would be, on the whole, A Bad Thing.
I have never done either of these things because they are WRONG.
That is all.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:43,
Reply)
« Go Back