Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Right...On the bus this morning I heard three members of the insect Order Hymenoptera chatting to one another.
The first said "I've just come back from STINGapore!"
The second said: "Its SWARM there, isn't it?"
And the third replied "Yes, but the atmosphere is BUZZING!!"
Now tell me, were they not an
AMUSING THREE BEES?!!!
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:56,
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...I thought that mine, beelow, was about as bad as it could get. But I've bee'n outdone.
*click*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:02,
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@ the pair of youyou're both as bad as each other.
No pudding for you tonight.
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!Oh beehive yourself, honey.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:10,
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That's total shit.Well done!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:20, closed)
Superb...So shit it's ace!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 9 Nov 2007, 14:23,
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