Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Not so much erotic...You find going to the optician arousing? It's all I can do to keep a straight face, I excpect the bloke examining me thinks I have some sort of problem. I don't know why, it's just something about a face peering into my eye from behind a bright light that makes me shudder as I try to control my riotous laughter.
Of course, I can understand how it could be erotic if their was a pretty lady looking at you in a darkened room, but a sincere, middle aged man with an outlandish eyepiece on is one of the most embarassingly funny things I have to put up with every six months.
It's making me chuckle now just thinking about it.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:08, Reply)
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