Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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I had a lovely 83 year old neighbour, she carked it and I went to her funeralI'm sat there, not knowing many people, being ignored, when this vision of carnal-desire appeared, just sex on legs. She's up at the podium reading some sad shit when she starts crying, up springs captain-wobbly, hard as hell. She comes and sits close enough that I can smell her perfume, I have a raging, pulsating erection. Off the coffin goes down the conveyor and everyone gets up to leave, of course I can't stand so I stay a little longer as I'm "so overwhelmed with sadness", everyone thinks I'm sensitive. Knocked one out in the bogs at the wake though.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 19:34, Reply)
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