Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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PIA and PeePain in the Ass (PIA) Airways picked us up in Bahrain, the flight was full of pilgrims on their way to Mecca.
Most of these chaps were on their first ever plane and first ever big trip.
The free tea (Chia) got to a few and the golden rule is, never use the crapper after 30 minutes on a middle eastern flight.
Anyhow, I had to have a pee, so I proceeded in a southerley direction to the plane rear.
A-ha an unoccupied bog, methinks.
So I opens the the door to find a chap trying to balance on the sloping walls next to the bog and piss in a squat position at the same time.
Sitting on your ass and reading the in-flight mag is for wooses and wimen apparently.
Anyhoo, he tries to turn around, falls off and pisses vertically in the air as let go of the autoclosing door and trap his head in it.
Steward sees the tell tale signs and sends me to first class; never found out if the guys surgery was successful or not.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 17:44, Reply)
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