Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Jaffa arsed dogOnce I was throwing jaffas to my mates dog to eat. He wasn't a good catch, and they were going everywhere. Anyway, we told him to sit, which he did, and then received the next jaffa. Then when he stood back up, we realised he'd sat on a jaffa, which was stuck to his arsehole. We started laughing, even more so when he realised he could smell a jaffa, but couldn't find it, and started running in circles. He proceeded to chase his own arse for the next 30 seconds, with us laughing harder and harder at the stupid creature. Then he became so dizzy, he stopped running in circles and toppled down the flight of stairs. We thought he'd broken his neck, but he stood up, shook himself, and then happily ate the jaffa which had become dislodged from his date during his tumble.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 23:58, 3 replies)
I read this aloud to my girlfriendand it gave her the first real laugh she's had in days.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:44,
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...www.dogownersdigest.com/news/library/chocolate-dog-poisoning.shtml
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BlarghI just had my first Jaffa. They're dreadful! How can you guys eat them? says the woman from the land of Peeps and wax lips.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 1:28, closed)
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