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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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first - DAMN YOU KAOL
I have a real story. I went to an animal rescue home thing near where I lived as a child called Raystead Donkey Sanctuary.

Along with the Donkeys there was a single monkey. Don't ask me what type it was, I have no idea. But as I stood next the the enclosure to have my picture taken, the little bugger reached through the wire and grabbed my hair.

Looking back now, I'm concerned that it may have actually been Bert Monkeysex grooming for my later life as his goatsexslave.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:47, 1 reply)
A bunch of donkeys and one monkey?
Must have been a real-life typo...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, closed)

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