did anyone see mythbusters recently?
it turns out elephants are really scared of Mice.

who wouldve thunk it?
(dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.....nahh he hasnt seen me, ...... DAAAANNN!!! is just on the right side of good, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:37, closed)

i saw that one
they hid the mouse under a fake shit
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:40, )

It was real shit
but hollowed out.

I felt sorry for the mouse that had to sit in a shitty cave, and then run the gauntlet of squishy-foot death.
(IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis patron of the arts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, )

Well you wouldn't make up something like that...
... would you?
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, )

real poo?
you mean it wasn't



wait for it...





sham poo?

/coat
( Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:15, )

Trufax.
In olden times, the only reliable way to defend yourself against an armoured war elephant was to light a pig on fire. The squealy pig would scare the elphant, so instead of it stepping on you there was an equal chance it would turn around and squish some of the folks on the other side.
(wellgroomedwookiee Dip me in Nesquick and throw me to the plebians, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:59, )