My one resounding memory of being a child of the seventies.....
is having dogs roaming our estate and trying to sniff our crotches. Every bloody time we went to the playground they would come for some sniffing action. Very upsetting for a young girl. Maybe it's why I don't like wearing skirts.
( Big-girl's-blouse would sell her soul for a haircut................., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:04, closed)

Is it only dogs you have a problem with?
*sniffs crotch*
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, closed)

No Bert
the dogs would try and sniff her crotch, not their own.
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:11, closed)

But it's sooooo
fragrant.

*sniffs much deeper*

Mmmmmmmm......
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:13, closed)

*sniffs Bert's crotch*
Ooooh, you're right

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*

*cough*

*retch*
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:14, closed)

@BGB
you know we only do this 'cause we love you
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:15, closed)

they leave my crotch alone
but seem magnetically attracted to my belly button
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

Guys...
That's horrible.
I'm going now.
Gross.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

and because
we're bored.

Cheerio Kaol!
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

*waves frantically*
Bye Kaol!

Watch yourself getting into your car!
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:17, closed)

Sometimes it's just tooooo easy....
And I still think you need to have a bit of Albertkaol action to get it out of your systems.
( Big-girl's-blouse would sell her soul for a haircut................., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

Albert Kaol
Sounds like a German dictator.

I'd well shag him.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)

Nien
Danke.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:30, closed)

Haha!
Got your name!

I thought you'd left..?
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:31, closed)

AHA!
not so funny now is it Bert!
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)

Heehee!
Now we're all each other.

*touches self*

Ooooh Kaol, I love your body.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:33, closed)

I don't like it anymore
it feels wrong!
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)

al
Somone's nicked your name!

I'm being a big thicko again, aren't I? I just saw Kaol's changed his name to yours. Duh.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, closed)

Haha
Nice work.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, closed)

It's not fair
stop it or i'll cry.
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:39, closed)

I've got
Your skin for dancing in.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

Yeeeeah....!
*shakes fist from behind the real al*
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

I touch children
and also, I am a vegetarian and love to bum Vanessa Feltz.
In the face.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)

Sick!
You wierdo.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)

Damn right.
I'm Kaol, and I enjoy fisting Ruth Badger.

*dances*

Lalalalala!
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)

He didn't
Kill me after all.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)

Hooray!
Hello Twinny, how are you doing?
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)

Eh?
That was strange.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)

Thank fuck for that
I'm feeling normal again.

sorry, spelling error, I meant norman.
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)

Amusing though.
I liked being you, almost as I liked al being in me.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

That's
Because I'm fantastic.
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)

You're not alone in that.

(The Resident Loon Don't worry, we're from the Internet!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:44, closed)

Surely you mean this....

( chickenlady I'll dress as a milkmaid and you can eat cake, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:39, closed)

^^^
pant wettingly funny!

clicks for the replies if nothing else.
( althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 11:24, closed)

*wets pants*

( chickenlady I'll dress as a milkmaid and you can eat cake, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 11:43, closed)