When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Cycling helmetWent for a wee when out camping. Just putting the old fellow away again when I got an almighty pain on the end. Assuming I'd zipped up my fly without due care and attention, I carefully unzipped it and had a look. What should I see but an enormous black beetle, chomping away on the end of my cock looking like a big cycling helmet.
'AAAARGH!', I say succinctly, brushing the fucker off. And then I searched for it for it the grass and couldn't even find it to stamp on.
Had to go straight off for a wank to make sure everything was still working properly.
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flatfrog severed the gonchong's proboscis on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:45,
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Oh, and a quick linkNothing to do with the story, but I didn't want to post a link in the main qotw board. For anyone that has never read the classic thread on the dogs and the elk... tabletalk.salon.com/webx?14@@.ee90352/1317
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flatfrog severed the gonchong's proboscis on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:51,
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because I was so aroused by the beetle.
Had to be done. :D
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Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:36,
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WellI have to admit, it was a pretty sexy beetle. Much more John than Ringo
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flatfrog severed the gonchong's proboscis on, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 9:37,
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