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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Waking up to find 5.2kg of cat* sitting on your chest, meowing gently and licking your face. It's apparently his way of saying "Get up and feed me, or I'll keep doing this"

*Weighed for the purposes of science idle curiosity. It's very hard to weigh a cat on a bathroom scale
(I helped save b3ta! le brian n'est pas un fantôme, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment No it's not.
Weigh self. Note weight.

Pick up cat.

Get on scales. Note new weight.

Subtract weight A from weight B.
(Monty Boyce : definitely NOT an 'African Bum Cleaner', Thu 1 May 2008, 17:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^
Now that's Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment Pah that sounds like witchcraft to me
Construct cat weighing box
Force cat into box
Acquire scratches
Sedate cat
Note weight
Have a beer.
(The Spelling Police, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment Damn
Seriously, why didn't I think of some of these ideas?

We just popped him on the (digital) scales and hoped he sat still long enough for it to read. Did it a few times for consistent readings.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian n'est pas un fantôme, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:40, closed)

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