When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Harmless name for a vicious beastAge: 12
Location: Ocean Reef, Perth, West Oz
Situation: what else would I be doing except minding my own business having a swim in the crystal blue water?
The Attack: an malevolent and abhorrent creature known as the bastard jellyfish swims its spineless form and tentacles of pain all the way INSIDE my one-piece swimsuit. I get the sting, feel the fury, reach in and pull the fucker out and throw it as far away as possible. Not only did my pre-pubescent breasts get the bejesus poisoned out of them by that slippery bastard but my hand and forearm also took a few hits for the team along the way.
And I thought jelly was supposed to be sweet 'n' yummy and great with icecream.
Edit: I have to agree with Minty Hit that the jellyfish is one of the greatest pains I have ever received, behind watching the first 5 minutes of Celebrity Love Island
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