Quiver vs Animals; Animals vs Quiver.
Animals, 1:
When cycling along on a paper round I had when I was 14, I was pedalling along, minding my own business, when an unseen wasp got caught in my jacket collar, stinging me on the adams apple. They shouldn't really call it a sting, 'cos it doesn't really. It just burns. Finished the round though..

Quiver, 1:
Caught a rat in my kitchen (my house really is that squalid) on a glue trap. Ha!, you fucker! Now..
Now..
Um.
OK.
Took it out back, still on glue trap, pressed its head down onto the glue with a stick so it wouldn't move. Then I crushed its head in a swift arc with a half brick. It was the most humane way I could think of. It can't have suffered for more than a tenth of a second..
BAM!
Over.
( Quiver was bringing back the 'tache on, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 19:26, closed)