When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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GlastoWaspAt last year's Glastonbury, you may recall, the English National Opera came along to perform Wagner's Ring Cycle on the Sunday morning.
Fittingly, I had thought to bring along a plastic Brunhilde helmet (you know, conical helmet, horns, blonde pigtails down either side). Suitably attired, we sallied forth, with a quick detour into the urinals to drain off some of that excess cider.
Cue rather large wasp flying straight up into helmet in mid-slash, resulting in drug-fuelled panic attack and running out into the public area with todger in hand, still be-helmeted and swinging around like a Whirling Dervish. Oh, how they laughed.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 11:30, closed)
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