When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Was collecting milk moneywhen i was about 12. Went to parents friends house and as the door open these two feckin huge giant poodles came out. 'Dont worry they wont bite' said my mums mate as they jumped and bounded around. Then the fucker bit a chunk out of my chest, drawing much blood. Wasnt sure who was more shocked, me or her. Ended up going to hospital and when i got out they came round my house and gave me five whole pounds as way of sorry. Never liked the feckers anyway.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 9:51,
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