Fruitloop

Norks

www.b3ta.com/questions/annoyingpartners/post1311046
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:06, 32 replies)

*sigh*
you are a twat

aicmfp
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:09, closed)

Normally i like norks
but on this occasion I'll pass
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:16, closed)

*Cleans eyeballs and re reads Broadswords statement*
Dear god it's worse than we thought.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:26, closed)

Really?
You went there.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:25, closed)

Well,
you are a proper fucking cunt aren't you?



If she doesn't know you did that, then you are an arsehole beyond all arseholes.

And if she does know you did that, then you should take your sordid exhibitionist tendencies to somewhere where you can wank each other into comas without bothering the rest of us.

And I suppose the third option is that they are just tits you found on the internet, which would make you unspeakably pathetic.

So any which way you're a dick.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:25, closed)

Scarpe you have gone from fluffy cheaky, chirpy, chappie
to a dark padawan of Shambles on Qotw*

*Still love you though. x x x
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:28, closed)

Hahahah.
Actually I have been trying to go back to being nice on the whole, I don't really like being mean.

but in this case I made an exception.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:29, closed)

You must turn to the qotw now
before the /talkside takes over your soul and you will float
about forever being a bitter and twisted puss boil on the
anus of conversation. :-)
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:33, closed)

mock turtle, did your mother not hug you enough as a child?
you seem very bitter about some people on a website that you have little to no interaction with.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:35, closed)

Yay the the dole girl herself is here, shouldn't you be out rioting with your homies janet?
You could get a whole new wardrobe from JD sports for free if you hurry.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:38, closed)

Considering I have not spent the last seven years spouting shit like you hun that's a bonus.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:39, closed)

i think you might be having some sort of a seizure.
i'm not on the dole. i haven't been here seven years. but don't let me get in the way of your paranoid fantasies. look! behind you! it's amorous badger, and he wants to know what your story is!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:04, closed)

Are you trying to catch up now?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, closed)

I don't think you're in a position to claim to not be spouting shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:33, closed)

MT & scarpe
have been interacting for ages. THey should just get a room and get it out their systems

:P
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:41, closed)

Scarpe is one sexy
Guy/Girl/Hermaphrodite
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:44, closed)

Bloody Voyeur.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, closed)

Stop eating so many sour grapes there janet.
( Trollman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:42, closed)

i only asked if mock turtle needed a hug.
:(
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:05, closed)

I'm betting
it's an internet search picture
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:36, closed)

It's a preview shot from Samuel L Jackson's latest action film
Moobs In A Motherfucking Bra
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, closed)

in a motherfucking toilet

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, closed)

Tineye yields no results, so unfortunately we have to assume
that he HAS in fact posted pictures of his partner for the internet to see, probably without her consent or knowledge.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, closed)

£10k for those?
Unless that's putting tits where none were before, I can't see how that's money well spent (are you dating a transexual?).

If she's a recovering cancer patient and had a mastectomy, OK, but does she really want you posting pictures of her chest on the 'net (probably not, given that it appears to come from a toilet-cam)?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:53, closed)

^^ This with added silver bells on ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, closed)

Well, that's two independent claims, it's now a fact.
b3ta.com/talk/7273201
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)

Fuck me, they're rank
and posting that twice only makes you marginally more of a catastrophic belming shit-sucker than you were before.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)

You total fucking creep.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)

Well
You dont like or believe then fine. Not my problem...........
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:09, closed)

I hope there's a money back guarantee.

( gone, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:27, closed)

Did you really think that posting that picture
was going to elicit a positive response?

Besides, she's wearing a bra, so how can we draw informed conclusions?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:39, closed)