Since my regeneration
I've been unemployed, sweeties, and have been forced to take on menial work to tide me over until I can find something better.

Thankfully not at a call centre or in the service industry. No! Ohe no! Found something better... sort of.

I'm working as a prabblenoox declarer.

Though this task is menial to me, it would be beyond you lot with your pudding brains.

So I will put up with it for now... but oh, what a waste of my talents!

Laigh8erz!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:49, 11 replies)

I applaud the pithyness of this story and in my consideration it is the best answer to the question of the week.
This to win!
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:58, closed)

Thanks sexy
XXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 20:47, closed)

"Laigh8erz"?
that word is the most horrid thing I've seen all day, even including the massive curry-meets-beer-meets-coffee shit I did five minutes ago.

EDIT: bees
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:37, closed)

Noted
Won't ever say it again.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 20:40, closed)

Complying with the wishes of Others
That's not what b3ta is about Skaggers, tell him to go take a running fuck up himself!

Hey Guy! Check this shit: y0U laIK3 tEh b@ttEESex0rs Rig8t up yaaa.

I hate that shit too actually.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:24, closed)