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(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27)
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Since it last came up in a question of the week
I imagine that we've all been trying to raise the bar, both on a personal level and in the interests of healthy competition with other people on B3ta.

So, since this was last discussed, what is the biggest thing you've stuck up your arse?
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:53, closed)
A Hoberman Sphere.

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:10, closed)
The first line
made me think 'Hmm'. The second line made me officelol
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:40, closed)
a Millennium Falcon

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:50, closed)
I had a bottom abscess last year.
The GP got an initial finger all the way up just to 'palpate', which felt bad enough.

However, when I came round from the surgery, I had a glistening new haemorrhoid hanging out of my arse, which hurt to shit past almost as much as the original abscess. I also had a general feeling of 'wideness' about me.

So to answer your question: I'm not sure, but if it dragged that hideous pink vein out with it, it must have been the best part of a fist.
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:54, closed)
He probably just snagged it on his wedding ring.

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:57, closed)
Fucking hell!
*Puckers*
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:59, closed)

n h it on his wedding your
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:08, closed)
wat

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:27, closed)
Argh

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:14, closed)
Ooh that's a good point, I must ask for one with some big sharp diamonds sticking out the top of it.

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:48, closed)
YM

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:19, closed)
Oh dear.
One of these
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:04, closed)
My crazy ex-lover's eight inch cock
Practically gave me piles, that one did.
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:04, closed)
Gay.

(, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:50, closed)
My entire right leg

(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:49, closed)
40 jalapeños and an Ex-Lax bar.

(, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:52, closed)
Is this one of the cut lines from The Super-Supper March?

(, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:12, closed)

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