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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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some years ago i got an ear infection which resulted in acute tinitus and a touch of vertigo
it just so happens that my boss also suffers from tinitus and vertigo and knows how bad it can be...well, mine kinda sorted itself out about 18months ago...i just forgot to tell them.

now if i ever fancy a day off i just phone in and say "i've had an attack of vertigo brought on by the pressure change in the weather (no joke!), and i can't drive as my balance is all off"...bargain! 1 free day off :D
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 14:58, Reply)

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