Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Ooops!Pulled a sickie a few months back but it was kind of genuine. I broke my finger.
So I called in work on Monday morning and left a message that I'd broken my finger and would be in when it was all strapped up. Wandered in on the Tuesday morning to be pulled by the boss.
"OK Legless - How did you mange to break your finger?" asked the boss
"I knackered it saving a little girl from a burning building" I said.
"Really?" says the boss looking surprised and impressed..
"Nah - I broke it trying to stab my little finger through three beermats when I was pissed on Sunday night....."
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:20,
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