The B3ta UK ManifestoWith the General Election nearly upon us, here's your chance to lay out your own manifesto for the UK. What would you do if you were in charge? Here's your chance to think big! (Or you can call for free hugs and chocolate biscuits. They're important too.)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 17:23)
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Since it seemed appealing last time,here's my proposal from almost 4 years ago.
*cue military music*
PEOPLE OF B3TA!
Your ideas for fixing the world are well-meaning, but ultimately a naïve. The world will be improved by them in certain cosmetic respects, but the big problems will remain unaddressed.
What the world needs is a genuine vision. Something that will shake it to the core, raze it to the ground, and start again.
A radical change. Epoch-making. Tectonic.
We must rebuild the world in such a way as to mean that the old world is not just a memory; it must not be a memory at all. It must be an impossibility in the minds of the enlightened children of the future - a mere incoherence.
We must prepare for something cataclysmic. Nothing else will do.
And if we examine the darkest and deepest recesses of our collective souls, we know what form this cataclysm must take.
Friends, b3tans, lurkers, all. There is no time to hesitate. Now is the time for action.
The label must be redesigned so that it actually fits bottles of Angostura bitters.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 20:26,
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If the label fit, how would I find the bottle in the dark, eh?(, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 20:31, closed)
He also killed a kitten.And... to be fair.... have a quick look out of your window at Britain.
Now tell me that shit ain't awful!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 20:50, closed)
And that's precisely why we must MAKE IT BETTER.We'll start with the labels on bottles, and then it's only a hop, skip and jump to a system of reeducation-though-labour camps. It'll be GLORIOUS.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 21:03,
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