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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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I had been planning our date for ages
And when it finally came to the day of my date with the mouse from the moon, I was all excited. But we just couldn't communicate in any meaningful manner. I cut the date short and went home alone.

Long story short, I dropped a clanger.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 6:43, 4 replies)
They weren't mice and they didn't live on the moon.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:10, closed)
Well he admitted he dropped a clanger.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:38, closed)
to be fair
they are mouse like & the planet is moon like

from the font of all knowledge wikipedia
(Clangers) are a family of mouse-like creatures who live on, and in, a small blue planet (quite similar to, but not intended to be, the Moon)

and there was an episode when a lunar lander landed on the planet

So stop being a padontic cunt Dr
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:41, closed)
Oliver Postgate insisted on calling their planet a star
If he's sniffing so many pens that he can't even get that right, is it any wonder that he coloured the mice in wrong?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:19, closed)

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