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Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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Told this one before...
When I was young, keen and 17, I had a running joke with a not-very-famous band whereby I'd take my bra off during their gig and throw it at them. I can't throw very well, so I'd go down the front and lean on the barrier.
One particular time, I'd gone through this whole process, I was resting my spaniels' ears on the barrier, and someone decided to stage dive. In front of me. Trapping my left nipple between his boot and the barrier.
I never threw my bra again.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:10, closed)
I flinched reading this.
I think it should win.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:12, closed)
This is a clear winner.
Close the polls.

The rest of the week is just going to be emvee becoming a more and more ridiculous parody of himself.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:14, closed)
Owwwww...
...wwwwwch.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:19, closed)

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