Bad Management
Tb2571989 says Bad Management isn't just a great name for a heavy metal band - what kind of rubbish work practices have you had to put up with?
( , Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:53)
Tb2571989 says Bad Management isn't just a great name for a heavy metal band - what kind of rubbish work practices have you had to put up with?
( , Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:53)
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My old boss retired
to run a cobblers - he said it would be his last job
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)
to run a cobblers - he said it would be his last job
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Horsey
I used to have a temporary contract at a local stables. When it was up for renewal I asked If I would be staying on. They said neigh. Or moo. No, hang on, definitely neigh.
Ah, fuck it, I'm off.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:58, 1 reply)
I used to have a temporary contract at a local stables. When it was up for renewal I asked If I would be staying on. They said neigh. Or moo. No, hang on, definitely neigh.
Ah, fuck it, I'm off.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:58, 1 reply)
I played in an orchestra for a while
But they sacked me when they found out I was on the fiddle.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)
But they sacked me when they found out I was on the fiddle.
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My manager
Doesn't wash their hands after using the toilet. I have witnessed this*. Bad Manager.
*the not washing their hands part, not the toiletting.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Doesn't wash their hands after using the toilet. I have witnessed this*. Bad Manager.
*the not washing their hands part, not the toiletting.
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I used to sell German Sausages
Good colleagues, but we had the wurst management.
edit: changed from "make" to "sell" so that it's now almost true
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:52, 2 replies)
Good colleagues, but we had the wurst management.
edit: changed from "make" to "sell" so that it's now almost true
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:52, 2 replies)
I used to be a french translater for a big bank
but they realised my french was crap....such is life
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
but they realised my french was crap....such is life
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I was a still life model
for loraine Bobbett, until she gave me the chop....ouch
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)
for loraine Bobbett, until she gave me the chop....ouch
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)
went to work at an offal factory
but they didn't like the cut of my giblets
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)
but they didn't like the cut of my giblets
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I wanted to show them some sleight-of-hand ...
... they gave me my cards.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)
... they gave me my cards.
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I used to work for a coal merchant
On my first day he gave me the sack.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:40, 1 reply)
On my first day he gave me the sack.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:40, 1 reply)
You can always tell when everyones had enough of this weeks qotw because
the puns come out in force........I used to be a butcher but I was given the chop :\
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
the puns come out in force........I used to be a butcher but I was given the chop :\
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I used to custom-make clothing for choirboys
I was considered surplice to requirements.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I was considered surplice to requirements.
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last night my boss managed to miss 4 people lurking in the pub and locked up
luckily we hung around or we might have found their skeletons the next morning
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
luckily we hung around or we might have found their skeletons the next morning
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Strawberry picking with a host of Bulgarians aside, my least favourite job was with a French battery chicken farm.
It was for eggs rather than meat (you really wouldn't want to eat the birds after a few months of their life there), and it was hellish. Eventually I decided I'd had an oeuf.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:54, 4 replies)
It was for eggs rather than meat (you really wouldn't want to eat the birds after a few months of their life there), and it was hellish. Eventually I decided I'd had an oeuf.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:54, 4 replies)
B3ta
As they seem to be watching the tv rather than updating the QOTW.
Move it, or pick up your P45!
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, 1 reply)
As they seem to be watching the tv rather than updating the QOTW.
Move it, or pick up your P45!
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, 1 reply)
I used to work as a pantomime horse
Boy, did the boss ride me hard.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Boy, did the boss ride me hard.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I used to be painter & decorator
Not one pay rise in 5 years. I quit in the end, was sick of them giving me the brush off.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Not one pay rise in 5 years. I quit in the end, was sick of them giving me the brush off.
( , Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)
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