My old boss retired
to run a cobblers - he said it would be his last job
(Biff..., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Horsey
I used to have a temporary contract at a local stables. When it was up for renewal I asked If I would be staying on. They said neigh. Or moo. No, hang on, definitely neigh.



Ah, fuck it, I'm off.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:58, 1 reply)

I played in an orchestra for a while
But they sacked me when they found out I was on the fiddle.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

/pun
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I used to coach Bafana Bafana.
They gave me the red card.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

My manager
Doesn't wash their hands after using the toilet. I have witnessed this*. Bad Manager.

*the not washing their hands part, not the toiletting.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I used to sell German Sausages
Good colleagues, but we had the wurst management.

edit: changed from "make" to "sell" so that it's now almost true
(The Incredible Sulk inexplicably mangled another meme on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:52, 2 replies)

I used to be a french translater for a big bank
but they realised my french was crap....such is life
(bROKEN aRROW Ignorance is riife on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Bong

(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I used to be a sackmaker
but management was so poor that I left.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)