Temper temper

During a Business Management lecture about differing management approaches, the professor completely flipped out when a girl sat at the front received a text message. The beeps from her phone set him off and he just lost it, yelling and screaming for her to get out of the hall.

He was usually a pretty laid back guy and we all just sat there open-mouthed while he berated her. Her 'but sir...' was completely shot down and he yelled she was going to be kicked off the course.

As she stood up and began to pack her stuff away in tears, he abruptly changed his tone and said 'Now that's an example of overly aggressive management.'

I've never laughed so much.
( Regger, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:36, 15 replies)

Clicked
because I like eet.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:55, closed)

agreed.

(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:07, closed)

Yeah, but she'll be up on a bell tower with a rifle in no time.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:32, closed)

Ha!
If I'd been the girl I'd have gone back in, kneed him in the nuts and said "now that's an example of an overly aggressive reaction".

Then driven off in my Honda Accord to have sex with some supermodels, etc.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:45, closed)

Hello
I have to ask - what is all the Honda accord stuff about?

I feel I am going to regret asking this....
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:32, closed)

It's a really shit in-joke following on from some blokes post about running his old bully over with his Honda Accord.

Except the in-joke is neither witty or amusing, and is a tired cliche used when stories appear to be made up.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:38, closed)

.
Really? Well, this is a true story, so blah to them.
( Regger, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, closed)

This is probably the clearest explanation
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:46, closed)

They're just pulling your leg
All the Honda Accord anecdotes are true!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:53, closed)

I thought it had something to do with that man in suspenders putting his bits in the exhaust of a car

Thanks to everyone for clarifying that!

x
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:28, closed)

Pea Roast
Ah. I'd got the meaning but not the origin.

I was also about to post a query on "pea roasting" then twigged it was a not-quite-a-spoonerism of "repeating post"...
(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 18:59, closed)

or 'repost', if you will...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 19:49, closed)

I was accused of a honda accord recently
now I understand.. thanks for asking
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 20:58, closed)

Oohhhhhhhhhhh!
I thought it was some sort of rhyming slang for "bored"

So I failed not only on the origin but the context, too. *slinks away in shame*
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:35, closed)

Me too
and I'd probably have set fire to his car afterwards.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 20:45, closed)