This just in!
I came back to work today after a couple of days off, opened my emails and there was one from a colleague asking about the costs for the Belmers* to play at his daughter's birthday party. Fairenoughski you might think, but no!
Further down the queue there was one from our MD berating both of us for 'inappropriate use of the company email system' and hinting at disciplinary proceedings' after 'consultation with the group HR team'.

*Laziest, 2nd least-talented band in Christendom

It won't go any further as I've sent back to him all of the sexist, racist, disablist jokes he's sent round, coupled with the pictures of semi-naked women. topless waterskiers and beach babes etc etc that HE'S SENT ROUND THE COMPANY FFS!

Twunt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:38, 12 replies)

Might I suggest..
...burning said incriminating messages onto a CD to ensure their future availability in the event of an unplanned computer wiping ordered by said twunt.

And while you're at it, please may I have a copy?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 19:30, closed)

and backing it up twice?
did someone not tell me that "it ain't backed up unless it's backed up 3 times"?
and print it all out on company paper too, just so you have a "HARD COPY", fnaar-fnaar.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:27, closed)

Just wondering
Who's the 1st least talented band in Christendom?
(RTFM May your god go with you, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 19:46, closed)

STRYPER
AND TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL, YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:12, closed)

U2

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 21:48, closed)

Coldplay.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:44, closed)

Pendulum

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:15, closed)

C(o)unting Crows

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:46, closed)

Actually...
We used to be the least-talented band in Christendom, until Jedward.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:08, closed)

They're not a band though.
A 'band', in my book, has people playing instruments and writing their own songs.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:36, closed)

Gets my click...
...so very typical of the "do as say and not as I do" attitude of so many managers.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:57, closed)

Also
Please could we have a copy of his response when you did so?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:48, closed)