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I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*

I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.

Where have you been banned from?



*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Barred from a pub in Berkhamsted for having a piss in the gents. I'm a guy so all good and well.
What I failed to notice (very drunk) was the toilets were being refurbished and I'd had a piss in a disconnected toiled standing on a pile of rubble with no plumbing. IMpressive how far a pool of urine can flow (like... under the door and out into the bar?).
Nice pub and a bit of a shame but hey c'est la vie.
Old joke time:
I walked in to a pub and asked where the toilets were.... the barman said they were being repaired and told me to use the ladies. I tried... but they just wouldn't keep still....
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:16, closed)

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