Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I elbowed a friend in the vagina once, by accidentJudging by her reaction I'd say they're not a far cry from a pair of knackers.
And if you're wondering "How the fuck do you accidentally elbow someone in the vagina?", the answer is something to do with surprise headlocks and erratic flailing.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:41,
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To be honestI actually did wince in pain a little.
And I know how you feel. I've kicked men in the balls in honest to God accidents before. Maybe we ought to suggest accidentally hurting friends in embarrassing ways for next week's QOTW?
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