My first ever post goes something like this:
More years ago than I’d care to note, I travelled around Morocco with a group of friends. Amongst their number was my mega crush, Mr Hot.

After a few actionless weeks of dorm sharing, we ended up in the deepest darkest depths of the desert and yours truly found herself in the happy position of having to share a twin room with Mr Hot.

When it came to sleepy-time, we chatted a little, the chat petered out and I assumed Mr Hot must have drifted off to sleep. I, bored, sleepless and horny (not to mention a little disappointed at the absence of the anticipated night of steamy sex), decided to pass the time with a little lady wank.

I was slightly bashful about doing this with Mr Hot in the room so I made a concealing sheet-tent with my leg, so no movement could be detected and silently began.

I’ll admit, it was surprisingly difficult to get into it with an unsuspecting, sleeping Mr Hot so close by and after only a short while I gave up, only to be met with a chuckle from his side of the room.

I froze in panic. He must have been awake.

“What’s funny?” I asked. “You know, it’s actually quite light in here” he replied. I’d been fwapping with my eyes closed, so tentatively opened them and sure enough, once they adjusted to the darkness, I could see the outline of the wardrobe and beds. Gulp.

Now, due to my cunning tent, I was still pretty sure he couldn’t possibly have seen anything but I had to know one way or the other so I put my leg back up, re-erecting the tent, slowly and silently slid my hand south, looked down and oh god.

I was wearing a glow in the dark watch that was shining like a bastard searchlight through the sheet.
(zOMG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:42, 9 replies)

And then did you pull Mr Hot?
The Internet must know
( rofl harris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:52, closed)

But of course!
although not until a few days later
(zOMG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:04, closed)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
POIDH, etc
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:58, closed)

On my life it absolutely did
I've been waiting for this topic for fluppin AGES
(zOMG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:05, closed)

why wait
plenty of people lose their sense of relevantiness when they are composing their own qotw liez/honesttogodtruths
(mersault, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:42, closed)

It's...erm...a self-winding watch.
Requires lots of vigorous wrist action to keep working, m'lud.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:08, closed)

Seiko Kinetic
FTW
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:57, closed)

FTW indeed
They're not even that expensive.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:36, closed)

Awesome
I approve.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:06, closed)