McD's
Student poverty can lead many people to desperation. Deciding I wasn't likely to make much as a rentboy left me with only one option - the Golden Arches.

Never have a I been surrounded by such a bunch of freaks, wierdos and losers, and this being a MaccyD's in Wales, the standard was especially low/high (*delete according to your point of view).

The first (and only) day I was 'mentored' by a guy called John. At first he seemed odd but OK. He mentioned he was in a band. He said I should see them play next. I asked what style of music they played. "Oh, you know, Christian Rock I guess some would call it. I wouldn't say that exactly - we're just 4 guys celebrating the love of God through music".

As the evening got busier, he then started to motivate the staff by shouting things like "Come on people! Lets have some hustle here!" and "Hey ho! Let's go!". The final straw came when he shouted something about God and the guy on the fries 'station' high-fived him.

I took off my apron and left.
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:04, 6 replies)

Don't put yourself down
you'd have made a packet as a rent boy :)
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:13, closed)

God botherers
really are the worse people to work with. Why don;t they get that there is no god and even if there were, no one gives a shit?
(Jugular, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:25, closed)

If there were a God...
...wouldn't he reward his followers with better jobs?
(Musuko, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:49, closed)

Why do you all give a shit?
It's their fucking belief, he wasn't forcing the bible down your throat, he was merely showing his beliefs. Just because you don't believe in a God doesn't give you the right to say that someone's beliefs are stupid or wrong.
(River of Squid has a variety of lemons in his pocket, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:03, closed)

yes it does
if they are saying that my non-belief is stupid and wrong- and they do
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 6:39, closed)

^^^^^^^^^^^
Besides, God and burgers are a dangerous mix.

If they spent more time concentrating on constructing my burger instead of devoting themselves to the Almighty, my Big Mac might look like something edible, instead of a crap in a box.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 16:51, closed)